Dear Santa,
I have to say that I don't really believe that you exist. However, recently events made me ask for your help as my last resort anticipating that you're going to help me.
This year I tried to be a good kid, even though everyone was getting in my way. The latest months a lot of weirdos have appeared in my life (which have been in danger a lot of times, really). My everyday life sucks. I was also forced to train so I can become Vongola's future boss. My grades are as bad as the last year and it seems that the only normal person around me is myself.
So, for this year, instead of bringing me a present please make my friends a little more normal (especially Gokudera who is rather scary) , just a little will do. Also try to keep specific guys away from me, I'm afraid to write down their names in case this letter will fall in their hands.
Yours sincerely,
Sawada Tsunayoshi