LW: Okay everyone, who's ready for a very dangerous cat to be declawed?

Morgan: Oh, oh me I do!

LW: How'd you even… you know what, never mind. Hello little bud thanks for showing up

Morgan: Ren gave directions. So do we start now?

LW: Just need to push the button. Enjoy

Rubber King and Mirror Master – The return of Captain Kuro

Despite having a gun pointed at his head Kuro barely reacted 'Well it seems you're all grown up Miss Kaya, ready to take care of your own problems' he removes one glove and reaches out to her 'We've spent so much time together these past 3 years, even before your parents died, you were more than my master you were my best friend. I brought you shopping, nursed you when you fell ill and we talked for hours on end. We did it all …'

'Klahadore' Kaya squeaks, her grip loosening slightly

'… and I hated every moment of it!' Kuro yells, slicing down at Kaya…

Kling Klang

…but another blade weaved its way between the cat claws, stopping his swing

'Hey kitty litter, did ya miss me?' Kaos asks with a grin 'Hey Kaya, now might be a great time to run'

'K-k-kaos?' Kaya stutters

Kuro pulls back and frowns 'Well this is inconvenient but honestly, I'm glad to run into you again, you did leave quite a mark when you struck me. Let me return the favour'

Kuro uses his pussyfoot to launch a sneak attack

'Hm, that's interesting' Kaos muses before attempting to mirror it as closely as he could. 'Son of a bitch!' he yells a minute later, 5 long slash marks across his chest. He was glad his fruit at its current level was able to reduce the damage, even if it still managed to injure him

'Fuck, Bastard' Kuro grunts as he pulls the knife out of his thigh 'How was he able to do that? Few people can even follow my movements while using pussyfoot, but he managed to actually attack me as well' he fumes internally, but with everything else going on his inner anger was starting to show on the outside as well.

'I suppose there is one use for taking a hit like this' Kuro raises an eyebrow at the boys words

'What?' he asked, and then the answer hit him…. Right in the back of his head.

'A diversion of your focus' he answers, Luffy's arm returning to it's normal length as the butler lay face down on the ground, quietly steaming.

'Usopp pirates defence manoeuvre!' the 3 kids yell, jumping out of the forest to slam anything they could onto Kuro's body, mostly aiming for his head as even they knew head injures are a major issue

Usopp pushes himself to his knees 'What are you doing here?'

'We overheard your plan, plus the tall guy in the funny hat asked us where the North Shore was, so we knew where you were. Then Kaya and the butler went to the same place so we knew something was happening. We couldn't just walk away, now matter how dangerous it was!' Onion answers as the trio continue to wail on Kuro

'Kaos, any chance you can save them if butler guy gets up?' Luffy asks as he begins walking up the slope

'I suppose, shouldn't be too much of a problem' he shrugged as the kids run over to Usopp, mostly yelling at him for keeping secrets and hiding things from his 'crewmates'

'Now isn't the time for any of this you need to run before…' Usopp stops as Kuro appears behind the kids, looking a little bruised in the face area but otherwise unharmed. The kids scream, but Kuro just walks around them instead using his energy to kick Usopp as far as he could

'That hurt. You people are quite strange, Devil Fruit users I presume?'

'Yep, I'm rubber now'

'I ate one too, not that it's any concern of yours what it does' Kaos replies with his near permanent smirk

Kuro frowns 'Jango, I'll handle these fools, then we'll have Kaya write me into her will' Jango sighs but agrees as always

Usopp sits up weakly, before turning to the kids 'Guys you need to get Kaya out of here right now'

'But Usopp…' Pepper tries to argue

'That is a direct order from your captain! Protect Kaya! Get her out of here!' Usopp yells, more commanding than they'd ever seen/heard him before

'Yes captain' the 3 kids replied as one before starting to usher Kaya back into the woods

Jango, eliminate the brats and complete the plan!' Kuro orders, Jango gulps but nods

'Yes captain Kuro' he says, running after the kids when his leg is hooked, causing him to trip followed by a mace to the back of his head.

'Stay put' Kaos growls, only to jump back from a strike from Kuro 'You don't give up, what's the angle this time?'

'It's simple really, either Jango goes after miss Kaya or I do, and I doubt you can stop me leaving as easily as him' Kuro sneers and Kaos sighs

'Fine he can…wait where'd he go?' Kaos looks over but Jango had already left

'It wasn't a suggestion imbecile, but a distraction, I'm sure you've been told how easily you get distracted haven't you?'

The fedora wearing pirate rolls his eyes 'it's come up in conversation' he answers, shrugging as if it was unimportant

'It'll get you kill, that's all. Buchi! Kill the damned swordsman already' he yells down the slope, where Zoro was trying to hold back the still hypnotised, hulking Meowban brother.

'Why won't you stay down? I told you to move!' Zoro growls as he kicks the brute away, far enough to reach for his others swords

Oni Giri

That finally brought the brother down, and with Jango currently elsewhere he wasn't getting back up any time soon. This coincides with loud crashes coming from the forest

'Hm, seem Jango's really tearing up the place, see Usopp it's only a matter of time before he finds her and we take it all from her' Kuro grins smugly 'I suppose you're welcome to try help her, if you can stand' he laughs, watching the sniper struggle close to a standing position but a combination of Kuro's kick and the beating he took trying to hold back the regular Black Cats brought him to his knees again 'Pathetic, just as I thought' he sneers but disappears to dodge a Gum Gum Pistol aimed at his ribs

'Zoro, Usopp go save Kaya, we'll deal with Kuro' Luffy orders, the guys nod and Zoro helps Usopp into the woods

'You children really think you can take me on?' Kuro asks with a chuckle

'Yeah, we're going to kick your ass' Luffy says, cracking his knuckles, while Kaos starts spinning his blade of its cord.

'Then by all means take your best shot' he sneers but barely dodges a stretched punch from Luffy, getting a cut along his forearm from Kaos in the process

Gum Gum Spear

Kaos sidestepps Luffy's legs as they fail to hit the former captain

'Damn it, he disappeared again' he grumbles, before Kuro is once more standing looking smug

'Before I kill you, why are you doing this? This village means nothing to you and yet you're risking your life for its safety'

Luffy grins 'I like Usopp and Kaya, I'm not gonna let them die today'

'Are you okay with them being the reason that you die though?'

'I suppose, if I were dying today'

Kuro scoffs 'Cocky brat' before rushing at him with his cat claws. Luffy stretches out his arms and grabs him before springing straight for him, only for Kuro to fling him off, much to the straw hat's annoyance

Gum Gum Whip

Gum Gum Pistol

He fires both in quick succession, but both fail to reach his target, even worse Kuro stands on his hyper extended arm, looking highly disinterested.

'This is quite boring; I thought you'd be worth my time after taking out all these weaklings by yourself'

'Cocky bastard' Luffy growls, Kuro doesn't respond verbally only running along his arm to attack, but Luffy was right he was overconfident and that costed him when he was blindsided by a kick to the ribs

'Remember me dumbass?' Kaos grins from Luffy's side as the rubber boy finally manages to pull back his arm 'One tracked mind you got'

'These guys are actually laying hits on the captain'

'Yeah but they both miss more than they hit'

'Kuro's got this in the bag, there's no way these newbies can take him down'

'Yeah, go Captain Kuro!'

'Shut up!' Kuro yells as he stands, surprising everyone 'Don't ever call me that again! The entire point of this is so I can finally be rid of that name and the life attached to it: Planning each and everyday, for a bunch of morons who care for nothing but causing mayhem wherever they go, being hunted by government dogs and bounty hunters day in and day out. I will end this Hell by days end! 3 years of planning and revising will reach it's completion and I will soon have wealth and peace do you brats understand?' he turns to Luffy and Kaos 'I will not have you stand in my way, not when I'm so close to my end goal' he runs at them, vanishing as he does .

Dazzle

Kuro powers through the attack, blinking back stars as he attempts to impale the smug fuck, but was surprised when his cat claws imbedded themselves in a boulder

Luffy smirks 'Don't want a reputation? Then don't be a pirate!' he yells, snapping the blades on Kuro's right glove just before slamming it in the former butlers surprised face 'All you care about is money, you're just a greedy son of a bitch'

'Holy crap they broke one of his cat claws'

'Yeah but he still has the other one. You van do it Captain Kuro!'

'Kuro'

'Kuro'

'Kuro!'

'Enough!' Kuro yells silencing the rabble 'I must now deal with you in the only way available to me: Annihilation. Then I'll remove Jango from the picture as well as any of those brats he failed to eliminate on his own'

'But why kill us Captain? Once Jango hypnotises the girl the plan will work' one black cat asks

'Idiots, I never intended for anyone who knew my secret to live past this day, it's problematic that you were unable to complete the simple task I gave you but still you must be removed if my plan is to succeed

'You planned to kill us from the start?'

'Of course. It isn't enough simply for the authorities to believe Kuro is no more, I must ensure no body can ever reveal my identity to the world, and the best way to keep a secret is to kill everyone else who knows it' he pushes up his glasses and smirks

'You guys are the most uncool pirates ever' Luffy complains with a groan

'Plus you're a dick' Kaos adds, leaning on the rubber boy as a stand

'If you won't leave then I guess we'll have to do this the hard way' Kuro readjusts his glasses and starts to sway almost drunkenly from side to side, Luffy and Kaos were confused while the Black Cats began to collectively shit themselves

'Why's he in that position?'

'Using that against 2 people, that's beyond overkill'

'And with all of us here? He could kill us'

'Hey Kaos, any idea what he's doing?' Luffy asks, the elder shrugged but also tightened his grip on his blade

'I don't know Luffy, but if those guys chatter is anything to go on, it's not good'

OUT OF THE BAG ATTACK!

Kuro disappears, a purple cloud/shockwave passing through the area, an aura of fear filling it

'He's gone' Luffy yells 'What do we do?'

An answer didn't come immediately, mostly because it's speaker needed to quickly sidestep and in return got his left side shredded, as well as the stone wall behind him

'Shit!' Kaos swears, panting as the pain burns through him, using his fruit to summon a silver coloured resin looking material, hoping it will hold his wounds closed for the moment, not that he'd ever used it for that purpose. He grimaced as cold shoots up his spine but at least his side resembled a broken mirror or badly healed scars rather than 5 long slashes, still dripping blood. The pirates turned when they heard pained yelps. Luffy seeing some of Kuro's crew being torn at like Kaos, while others were practically torn apart.

'All power, no control' Kaos notes and Luffy nods 'definitely a friendly fire kind of attack'

'His crew were right' Kaos raises an eyebrow 'This would be overkill for 2 people'

'Yeah, seems like an army vs one kind of technique'

'Maybe it is, I don't want to think anyone is capable of that but…'

'…he could be using it to cut down on the witnesses for when this is all over' his brother finishes the thought and the sentence for him

'Exactly' Luffy doesn't look happy, not one bit

'C-c-c-captain?' one stutters as Kuro returns to a visible speed

Kuro smirks 'Don't you see, these children's interference isn't even an altered course; my plan is still perfectly running along. Soon Kaya will have signed away everything to me, Jango will kill her and then I will ensure no witnesses survive so one person knows Captain Kuro is alive and that's me'

'Kaos grits his teeth 'And I presume Jango will meet the same fate as us?' he asks tensely

Kuro laughs 'Why of course, that secret must die wi…' his boast was interrupted by a Gum Gum Pistol to the face

'You bastard! How can you do that, those men are your friends?' Luffy yells at the top of his lungs, so loud even Nami (Currently stripping the Black Cats ship bare) looked in his direction

'Friends? Ha they're just pawns, meant to fulfil my plans and nothing more'

'No! A crew is the most important thing for a pirate; they're your friends, your family. You don't just throw them away!' Luffy and Kaos charge in, Kuro smirks arrogantly and prepares to dodge. He almost does…

'Ahh!' he screams, clutching the bloody stump of his right arm, or at least trying to without doing more damage, looking over to see Luffy glaring at him, while Kaos smirks mirthlessly, shifting his grip on the handle of the large khyber knife he was currently using.

Meanwhile in the forest

'Hey Onion, is that weirdo still following us?' Pepper yells back as the 4 keep running through the forest

'I don't see him, I think we're good for now'

'We better keep running, but at least there's no way that guy can catch us in out own forest' Carrot adds cheerfully, until they hear trees falling

'Come out, little girl I don't want to make you suffer, but I will if you continue to irritate me' Jango calls out to Kaya and the Usopp pirates, chopping down trees with just a flick of his wrists, his chakram slicing through several trees before flying back and being caught by the slowly maddening hypnotist.

'Ahh! We're all gonna die!' Onion screams until the others hit him

'Be quiet' 'He'll find us if you don't'

'There are options boys, you come out on your own or I level this forest and eviscerate you all.' Jango calls to the air, still unsure where his targets were. Luckily he then runs off in the wrong direction, meaning they could continue to evade him for a little while, until Kaya falls against a tree

'Ah Miss Kaya!' The boys yell in worry

'Sorry, you should probably just go' she whimpers tiredly, not used to running much anymore

'No, we gave our word we'd protect you and there's no way we'd go back on it, not with the captain trusting us with something so important to him' Pepper argues, despite herself Kaya smiles at the loyalty Usopp managed to inspire in these kids

'Oh no her fever's back, we need a doctor' Onion panics

'There's a man trying to kill us, we can't just magic up a doctor right now'

'But if Kaya gets any worse…' he's interrupted by more falling trees and Jango's loud yelling

Kaya sighs 'You tried your best but you should go while you still can' she whispers, sitting back against a boulder

Onion frowns 'If we run away now we'll live to see another day'

'And Usopp did always say to get away if you're going to lose' Pepper adds

'Then again, our captain is a liar, and if he's risking his life for Kaya then he must think he can win' Carrot argues, getting nods from the others

Onion and Pepper nod 'We swore to protect Kaya and we're not leaving her, agreed?'

'Agreed!'

A few minutes later Jango sees a stampede worth of tracks and grins 'Got yah, though how I didn't notice this earlier is astounding, people running in terror are rarely stealthy' he adds as an after thought until he reached the supposed end of the line 'There you are' he thinks aloud before yelling 'Get out here you brats!' though the appearance of a white flag did surprise him

'We surrender, we'll bring you to the girl just don't kill us!'

Jango scoffs 'You think I'm some kind of idiot, I'm not falling for any of your tricks' he says before once more being tripped, this time by a rope pulled the 2 of the 3 Usopp pirates 'Ah crap' he thinks as he's 'attacked' by the kids, which consisted of pepper to the face (annoying but not too bad) and a flying pan to the groin (Damn! Usopp pirates are vicious O_O), though both appeared to be a distraction for their real attack, jumping off a boulder to bludgeon him like they did Kuro… except it didn't work, Jango managing to sidestep their attack and grab Onion out of thin air by the throat

'You brats, think you can make a fool out of me!?'

'Jango let them go!' the yell caused the hypnotist to pause but it wasn't until he turned that he began to panic: Kaya standing with one of his chakram to her throat

'Now let's not be hasty little girl' he stood with his hands up

'You want me dead anyway, might as well hurry things along'

Jango grits his teeth 'I need you to sign everything over to Kuro first'

The corner of Kaya's lip curls 'Let the kids go and I won't fight back, I'll even sign everything over willingly, no need to even hypnotise me'

Jango looks thoughtful before pushing up his heart shades 'You drive a hard bargain Miss Kaya. Just remember if they fight back the deal's off'

Kaya nods 'I understand, you guys can go'

Onion sniffles 'But Kaya, we promised Usopp we'd protect you. We can't just abandon you'

'You can if I tell you to save yourselves. So RUN!' the boys gulp at the strong look in her eyes, then they soften again 'If I'm meant to live he will save me, but I'm not putting anyone else at risk but me' the kids heads drop but they run like she said

'You do know Kuro will kill them?' Jango asks sympathetically, to which Kaya nods

'You know Kuro will do the same to you when this is over?' she reflects, to which Jango grimaces, he knew it was a possibility he just hoped he was wrong

'Lets just get this over with. Sign the will and everything will be Kuro's in the event of your death' he orders, passing her the page and pen.

'Stop!' both turn as Zoro appears the clang of metal is heard and he stops behind them. Jango frantically searching for wounds … until he hears the branch fall and smirk

'You missed me 3 swords'

'Zoro's reply worries him 'You aren't my target'

'Thanks Zoro, that branch was in the way of my shot. Now… Stay away from Kaya!'

Exploding Star!

The projectile flies, striking Jango in the forehead, creating a small bang and smoke cloud knocking him out, Kaya giving him a couple kicks to the head just to be safe.

Back with the Captain :D

'Bastards, do you have any idea what you've done?' Kuro yells down at them

Kaos puff his lips and shrugs 'I think I just cut off one of your arms, but I wasn't paying much attention. Luffy?'

'You cut off the wrong arm' the rubber boy replies tensely.

'Well don't think you'll get another hit in' he spits before swaying once more

Out of the Bag Attack

Kuro vanishes once more, tearing up the slope with little to no consistency or pattern to his mayhem

'See it?'

'Yeah, let's go'

Traptrix

The man of 1,000 plans stumbles as a rubber arm catches one leg and barbed wire wraps around the other, Kuro unable to respond as in the dust cloud caused by his fall he's pulled towards the duo, stopping only when his torso reaches Kaos' open palm and the wires immobilise his limbs

'Let me go!' he yells in the boy's face

'Nah' he shrugs, the wires tightening like vines at the slight tilt of his sword hilt, but then he grins widely 'Hey do know one thing I've learnt I'm really good at?' he then takes his hand off Kuro's chest to poke him in the forehead 'Distractions' he watches Kuro's eyes widen in fear or panic he wasn't sure before leaning to the side…

Gum Gum Bell

… and avoiding a full speed rubber head butt from Luffy, his captain finally unwrapping his legs from the older's lumbar region (I call it that rather than anything else because ever energetic and twitchy Luffy was kicking him in that section of his spine/back) as Kuro falls, the wire dissolving as Kaos returns it to it's base form.

'These guys beat Captain Kuro'

'Not even the marines could do that'

'Yeah man of 1,000 plans, and they still managed to take him out'

'What kind of monsters are they?'

Luffy finally speaks to them 'I'm Monkey D Luffy. A pirate only forsakes his name with death…'

Snap Gurgle

Luffy's eyes widen and he turns in panic 'Kaos, that's not what I meant! I was speaking phlisophically, or is it metaphorically?' he rubs his head as Kaos drops the man's heart.

'He twitched, I reacted. If I'd been closer to his head he might've just lost an eye and had his head slammed into the ground' Kaos shrugged unapologetically, but it was the look in his eyes that resembled a certain Admiral that had the Black Cats pissing themselves and trying to get back to their ship as fast as possible.

'I think you scared them off' Luffy deadpans 'Also Nami's curled up on the beach clutching her treasure to her chest, think we should be worried?'

'Kaos chuckles 'You might need to be, I'm going to go see if Zoro's up for day-drinking, we've done too much work for one day already' Luffy chuckles at his brother before going to check on their navigator, he didn't want there to be problems between his crewmates after all.

That Evening

Kaya returned to her room at a more sedate pace than would be expected for a day like today, sure she was beyond happy and grateful Usopp and her new friends saved her and stopped Kuro (she couldn't think of him as Klahadore) she wouldn't have told Merry to prepare the ship for them if she wasn't, nor let them spend the night in some of her mansion's many spare bedrooms, but they would be leaving tomorrow and whether he knows it or not Usopp would be leaving with them. And that was her problem, she knew this was what he wanted, but she didn't want to loose another person so precious to her, not again. She was so distracted she didn't realise a boy was sitting in her window until he knocked on the wall.

'Usopp?' she shrieks as she jumps, when she calms down she looks again 'Wait, you're not Usopp'

'Sesese. No I'm not but I'm here on behalf of my captain' Kaos replies, his smile growing as the blond shuffles closer

'What does he want?'

The morning

It turned out when there was a good enough reason even Zoro could get up at a reasonable time, and seeing their new ship was definitely a good reason. Merry was happy to give the Straw Hats a tour of the ship, before letting the guys move their supplies and Nami her treasure into the Going Merry. Luffy was quick to claim the figure head as his chair/thinking place ('Not that he does that often' Nami jokes and even Kaos cracks a smirk) while his first mate and navigator familiarise with the controls and Zoro napped

'Hey guys, there are 2 proper, private bedrooms, so I call…'

'Those are for me and Kaos, Captain's order' Luffy interrupts

'Hey I wanted the damn room so shut up, the lanky bastard doesn't even look like he cares!' Nami yells at him with shark teeth

Zoro cracks an eye open 'I don't know why you're even caring, you're the only girl on the crew, whatever room you have is a private room for you' he mutters, missing the fedora wearing boy's shit-eating grin

'So is everything ready and to your liking?' Kaya asks as she stands beside Merry, the man so pleased to see his creation about to actually see so use after so long.

'Yeah it's great, thanks Kaya!' Luffy calls down, flashing a 'D' grin

'Somebody stop this crazy thing!' everyone looks up at the screaming to see Usopp rolling out of control towards the docks, on a collision course with the Going Merry

'He's gonna hit the ship!' Nami yells

'Not if we have anything to say about it' Luffy replies nodding to Kaos and Zoro who follow him to the side, the long nose getting stopped then his back found a foot from Luffy and Zoro (to either side of his head) and Kaos' hands directly above him

'Um thanks guys' he muttered, Kaos and Luffy laughing it off while Zoro grunts and goes back to finding a good place to sleep 'These guys are odd but really nice'

After untangling himself from his supplies he saw Kaya smiling at him from the gangplanks and smiles back before offering his arm and walking her onto the Merry, it had been quite the unexpected news but he was glad it happened.

Usopp had been worried after accepting Luffy's invitation, this was his dream but it still felt like he was abandoning his friends and Kaya… oh Kaya, he needed to speak to her; he didn't want to be another person to disappear from her life

'Kaya!' he calls from outside her window, the blond opens it sleepily

'Usopp? Come in, it's cold this early in the morning' she sidesteps allowing him to enter her bedroom where he shuffles nervously

'Listen Kaya, I have some important news'

Kaya nods 'I do too'

'I'm joining Luffy's crew' 'I'm joining Luffy's crew'

'What!?' he yells in shock, also confused as to why Kaya had no other reaction to his news than to smile 'How?'

'Kaos was here earlier, to extend an invitation on Luffy's behalf. I'm going to be a doctor one day Usopp that's my dream, so I might as well be the one patching up my friends when they get into crazy scraps' she smiles teasingly before getting pulled into a tight hug by the sniper 'Usopp?'

'I was so worried you'd feel I was abandoning you, but to hear you're coming with us fills me with joy, and a little worry, but mostly joy' Kaya returns his hug until he lets her go

'We have a few more hours till we set sail Usopp, see you then' she kisses his cheek and lightly pushes him towards the window, goofy grin on his face as his grapple lets him simply flop out the window.

Back in the present, Kaya and Usopp were slack jawed at the sheer number of weapons Kaos pulled out and lay on the table; the assortment of blades and small firearms was mind boggling

'What were you saying about pulling an armoury out his ass?' Zoro grins as he closes Nami's mouth for her

'Luffy said no, his coat maybe but not his ass' she replies, Kaos grinning as he can very clearly hear her

'I'm a bit of a hoarder, and a looter, which comes in handy if we're going to find Kaya a weapons that suits her'

'B-b-but I'm going to be the ship's doctor, plus you saw what happened with Klahadore'

'True, but we're not expecting you to stand at the front and charge at the enemy… that's Luffy, Zoro and my job, but you still need a way to defend yourself' he then picks up a pair of flintlocks and hands them to her 'And Usopp can help with your accuracy' the long nosed sniper nods, Kaya straightens her spine and accepts the weapons

'Let's do it'

TBC

LW: Like I said this 'arc' was my first real bit of altered canon, both Kuro dying and Kaya joining the crew. Look out for more changes both big and little as the Straw hats pirates are finally on their way to being a real pirate crew.

Techniques/Lore

Luffy

Gum Gum Spear: Luffy puts the soles of his shoes/feet together, bends his knees and kicks out toe first. Due to it's requirements he either needs to be sitting or in mid air in order to use it but oh well.

Gum Gum Bell: Stretches his neck several feet behind him then slams it forward, delivering a devastating head butt. Obviously best used on immobile enemies, as unlike most of his attacks, this one seems to leave his vulnerable while actually using it.

Kaos

Traptrix: Sword shift, changing from a Khopesh into a longsword with a bear trap designed hilt/guard, wrapped in barbed wire which can be used to ensnare and immobilise enemies. (Yes it's named after a Yugioh Archtype, I have 1 or 2 more of those in Kaos' move pool) (If it helps it's actual inspiration is understood when it's rather messy finishing move is known as 'Game Over')

Kuro

Out of the Bag Attack: Using his Pussyfoot to it's fullest extent alongside his Cat claws, the only downside being the trance he goes into means he has no control of idea what he's hitting, hence why Kaos and Luffy agree it's a friendly fire heavy kind of move.

Usopp

Exploding Star: A ball filled with gunpowder, explodes on impact.

Seeing as I know someone will ask, the certain admiral is Kizaru, old unclear justice himself (which fits given the being Kaos is the OP version of is a true chaotic neutral), usually he's more Aokiji's 'case by case' kind of neutral but sometimes he embraces the 'chaotic' part of his alignment name.