Tina: Welcome to Truth or Dare Brawl style! Normally Gira would be doing this, but the Tatzu dare has scarred him and he's having therapy. Meanwhile Missingno (who is NOT evil) is subbing for him.
Missingno (Who has a creepy voice): LeT's GeT sTaRtEd!
Golfer
Yay! Samus beat Ridley! I'm so happy and I'm sure Samus is too! Now for
Some dares. Hehehe!
(Dares)
Mario, I dare you to race Sonic, but YOU may use whatever you want.
Samus, I dare you to allow Bowser to step on you.
Bowser, after you step Samus, I dare you to fight Ridley. Do anything to try
To win.
Sonic, I dare you to go to Crazy Hand's special place with a video camera.
But inside the special place is Amy, and she's in one of her moods.
Now, just because I can be evil sometimes, Samus dance and sing "We are the
Champions" along with any partner of her choosing.
Mario: (Grabs a Timer item.) Ha-ha!
Sonic: (In slow motion) ccccccrrrrrraaaaappppp!!!!!
Samus: Make it quick, Bowser!
Bowser: (Steps on Samus…but then takes it WAY too far.)
Samus: (Blasts Bowser to the moon.) The dare said STEP!!!!!!!
B: Sorry dude, but we're going to have to skip the next dare.
Ridley: AwW mAn, I wAnTeD a GoOd FiGhT!
Sonic: I DON'T WANT TO GO THERE!!!!!!!!
Missingno: If YoU dO iT, i'Ll GiVe YoU pRoTeCtIoN fRoM dArEs AnD dEaTh FoR tHiS cHaPtEr AnD tHe NeXt.
Sonic: (With a video camera.) I'll do it! (Goes inside Crazy Hand.)
B: Did you really mean what you said, Missingno?
Missingno: YeS.
Pichu: Hey Sonic, how is it in there?
Sonic: S---! AN ANGRY AMY IS IN HERE!!!! AND SO ARE THE DEVIL, HITLER, THE TERMINATOR, AND DORA!!!!!!!!! GET ME THE F--- OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Samus: Grab my whip! (Pulls out Sonic.)
Sonic: (Goes into a fetal position.) I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!
Wolf: Poor kid. He even gets my sympathy!
Samus: I pick Rayquaza. (Sings we are the champions with Rayquaza while doing the can-can)
Missingno: nExT dArEs!
My name is not important
Let's see, dares
Peach: Let Bowser sit on you!
Ike: Go into a closet with Mario!
Pit: Admit you're cheep!
Bowser: (Sits on Peach)
Peach: This really hurts!
Bowser: (Accidentally poops.) Oops! Sorry.
Peach: EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Tina: Gross! (Pukes)
Ike: Great! Now it's starting on this one!
B: Yeah, yeah. (Shoves Ike and Mario into a closet.)
Pit: I'm not cheep!
Missingno: (Aim's a random gun at Pit's wings.) AdMiT tHaT yOu'Re ChEeP!
Pit: I'm cheep! Now put that gun away!
B: We still have more dares!
EM101
Me:Nice! Another one of these! Let's just skip to the good parts.
Dares:
Pit:I dare you... to eat this cookie!(to author only)It's poisonous. Also,
you can't revive anyone until my dares finished.
Marth: I dare you to hump Pit's dead ? Cause we know you're gay.
Also, you must bring the Pit body to Crazy hand's special place without
getting attacked by Crazy.
Chuck Norris:Take this spartan laser, yell THIS IS SPARTA!, and start
shooting. don't shoot Snake or Ness though.
Ness:Steal all of Snake's equipment, and use it him.
Truths:
Crazy:How did you go insane?
Master Hand:How do you put up with Crazy?
Tabuu:I know you're there! Now answer, Were you naked while battling the
smashers?
Well thats all I have! SE YA!
Tina: This dude is sick! (Gives Pit the poisoned cookie.)
Pit: (Dies instantly.)
Marth: I'M NOT GAY! (Humps Pit's body while looking like he's going to barf.)
Missingno: wE aRe NoT uSiNg ThAt PlAcE eVeR aGaIn!
Chuck Norris: THIS IS SPARTA!!!! (Starts blasting like a maniac but only kills Zelda.)
Snake: Where's my stuff?!
Ness: Here! (Blows Snake to pieces.)
Crazy Hand: I went crazy when I saw Master Hand having you-know-what with Zero Two.
Master Hand: I keep Crazy Hand under control by poking my finger in his glove.
Tabuu: I was naked, but only because all clothes pass though me.
Missingno: (Revives Pit, Snake, and Zelda.) LaSt DaReS!
MahNati
More dares. I hope I can be creative:
Pit: PWN Meta Knight and Charizard in a flying race! If you win, you can have ice cream.
Falco: sell your Airwing on Amazon
Donkey Kong: Admit Diddy is way better than you.
Yoshi: *gives a smashball* See how many fireballs you can shoot at Bowser before the effect ends.
Fox: Use your Landmaster on Wolf
Truths:
Sonic: Why are you so hated? I mean, they make you suffer a lot on these fics...
B: Metaknight! Charizard! Pit! You three are having a flying race!
(One race later)
B: Pit wins! What flavor of ice cream do you want?
Pit: Mint!
Falco: (Sells his Arwing on for $627,383) Woot! I'm rich!
Donkey Kong: Diddy better than Donkey Kong.
Yoshi: (Shoots 14 fireballs at Bowser.)
Fox: LANDMASTER!
Wolf: Oh crap. (Gets flattened and then revived)
Sonic (Still in a fetal position): I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYONE HATES ME!
Tina: We got more dares, but we'll save them for now, bye-bye! Next time Gira will be here.