Bonus Chapter

After the story, all of the Gintama cast gathers together with the author.

"Welcome everyone! Let me know how you enjoyed my story!" the author inquired.

"Enjoy? I was barely in it! Why not me but Toushi and Sougo?!" Kondou complained.

"There are only so many roles and not a ton that are main," she explained, "At least you got a role, some didn't get that."

"Be grateful you had a role with Ane-ue at all and she didn't beat you up," Shinpachi reasoned.

Jamie reasoned, "Good point, Shinpachi."

"More importantly, why wasn't I Jasmine?" Ayame angrily demanded.

"It's my decision and you need to be quiet!" Jamie declared.

All of them were silent for a couple of minutes until a certain monkey threw poop at a silver-haired samurai.

"You damn monkey!" Gin shouted as he almost grabbed the monkey until Kyuubei grabbed him out of Gin's reach.

"I would like to know why Jyuugem-"

"Don't you say his whole name dammit! All our ears will bleed!" Gin interrupted.

Kyuubei continued, "Why didn't Jyuugem get Abu's role? Why Shin-chan?"

"Gin was Aladdin so Shinpachi would get Abu's role. Also, we would never hear the end of it from Gin when Jyuugem would have thrown poop at him every five seconds," the author rationalized.

Ayame again complained, "Then why did I get such a small role with one line?"

"It was the only one that fit for the movie, ok?" she replied after she sighed.

Kagura blinked then asked, "Why did you pick the characters in the roles you did then?"

"Well, I like Gin and you as a couple Kagura. When you're older of course! Shinpachi is Gin's next best friend so Abu fit him. Okita was Jafar as he was the only evil one not related to Kagura and I didn't want to use Takasugi. If Okita is Jafar, Hijikata should be Iago. Umibizou and Sadaharu are self-explanatory as is Prince Dai. Zenzo was good as Gazeem and good ofr a joke with the Jumps. Kondou and Otae worked for the guards, even though Tsukuyo was originally in Otae's role. Otae was the Genie but I couldn't fit her in right so it went better with Katsura. Katsura fit perfectly with the Genie and the merchant so…" Jamie started to explain.

"Oh, then why Madao as the carpet?" Kagura wondered.

"I figured he'd like a role and it would fit with your humor!" I explained simply enough.

"But why a magic carpet?" Hasegawa asked dejectedly.

"It's all for fun, Hasegawa!" she replied as she clapped him on the shoulder.

"But did I have to get such a minor character that gets killed right at the beginning? He was a baka!" Zenzo complained.

"Well, if the shoe fits," Gin taunted him.

In return, Zenzo tried to attack Gin until a loud voice boomed, "Stop it now!"

Everyone fell silent at the author who was red in the face, after she'd shouted.

Now let's discuss something else," she suggested.

Okita stepped forth and said, "I liked my role until I got beaten. It was fun torturing China girl!"

As he smirked saying this, Kagura replied, "Well, you didn't have to hold back vomiting. I didn't want to kiss you, you sadist!"

"Well, you were human at least and not his subordinate! Dammit, why did I have to be a parrot and listen to what Sougo told me to do?!" Hijikata whined incessantly.

"You weren't an inanimate object!" Hasegawa interjected.

"I had one line!" Ayame complained again.

"I wasn't in it at all!" Yamazaki shouted.

"When did you get here Zaki?" Kondou asked.

With a sigh, Yamazaki answered, "I've been here along with Tama, Otose-san, Catherine and everyone else from the show."

"Oh yeah, I forgot," Kondou replied.

"Why me as a Genie?" Katsura suddenly asked.

Everyone was surprised when he showed up and they forgot poor Yamazaki.

"Sorry Yamazaki, I still like you and in another story I promise I'll find you a part!" the author shouted apologetically .

Yamazaki blushed and nodded.

"Well, the Genie is silly like you and he is a good friend with Aladdin so you were a great candidate!" the author explained.

Katsura blinked before replying, "Well, my role was fun except when I had to be around those baka Shisengumi. I guess it wasn't all bad. At least I could have fun with leader again!"

"Glad someone enjoyed themselves then!" she sarcastically said.

"Well, you didn't have a ton of roles here so…give her a bit of a break, guys," Shinpachi said as to appease the cast.

Otae came up next and said, "Then why did I have such a small role and with a gorilla?"

With a gulp, Jamie replied, "I explained that, I'll get you a better role next time!"

She lightened up before asking, "Well did Shin-chan have to be a monkey?"

"I explained that, he's Gin's best friend so it worked well," the author said.

With a blank face, Yamazaki inquired, "Aren't you going to comment at all, Shinpachi?"

As he sighed, Shinpachi answered, "Is there a point? I was a monkey and was in dangerous situations as usual."

"Well, that's all folks!" the author mimicked Porky Pig, "See you next fanfic!"