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EPOV
"Okay guys, we seriously need to get them back. Big time." Emmett said. All the boys were out hunting. We told the girls we needed to have a little time to cool off.
"I agree with Emmett." Jasper said immediately. I shook my head surprised. Usually Jasper wasn't like this.
"I'm so staying out of this." Carlisle said with a shudder. I think he's had enough for a century, if not more.
They all turned to me to see my answer. My options? I only had two.
Either I stay out of it, and not know what could happen to Bella, or go with them and not be able to completely protect Bella.
I think it's a little obvious what I chose.
"Fine, I'm in, but how are we supposed to top what they did? And I swear if Rosalie touches my Volvo…" I warned. Only Bella could touch my Volvo and get away with it. Anyone else… you can see where I'm getting at.
"We just need a completely awesome plan that won't make the girls want to seek revenge after. Any ideas?" Emmett asked while Carlisle ran away.
Edward, please tell them I'm sorry, but I can't listen to their plans. I don't want to be guilty by association.
"What the hell?" Emmett asked.
I rolled my eyes. I'm sure Carlisle has never run faster in his life.
"He doesn't want to be guilty by association, so knowing our plans is a negative." I answered. I would say he was overacting, but I have seen Esme mad before so…
Yeah, I could definitely see where he was coming from.
"That's it? I swear the emotions coming from him… never mind. You do not want to know." Jasper shuddered. I could only imagine what his emotions were like.
"Pussy." Was all Emmett said. I felt the need to stand up for Carlisle.
"Emmett, don't blame him. Esme is not to be fooled around with when she is mad." Emmett should know by now not to get Esme mad. But, needless to say, he still does it constantly. It's a wonder he is still alive.
"True…" He shuddered; I wonder if she knows it wasn't the rabbit who messed up her garden…
"That was you? What the hell Emmett? You shouldn't be eating plants anyway! Esme will kill you if she finds out!" Esme was heartbroken when she found out that her garden was destroyed.
"Okay, we're off track. Who here has a plan?" Emmett asked. I was going to give a not so harsh plan, one that won't result in Bella killing me, but Jasper had already beat me to it.
An evil smile crossed his face.
"Hold on to your pants boys. I have a plan…"
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