A new writer appears, making for a grand total of four! This interlude was written by NgyesPress.
On a dark, clear night in Inkopolis...
Ngyes runs into his apartment, and slams the door behind him.
"God." He said to himself. "This shared universe is going to be the end of me."
On the same night, him, and all his friends went out to a buffet. Seems normal, right?
Well, it somehow ended up with half the group getting extremely drunk, and a tranq dart in his arm, then another dart, which gave him a crazy sugar rush, all courtesy of Fizz.
Before that, they went into an Octarian H.Q, were turned into Octolings, and nearly exterminated.
And before THAT, he got shot in the forehead with a gun, and spent the afternoon as a squid ghost, trapped in a jar, with Fizz carrying him.
FOR THE SECOND TIME.
He never asked for this place to exist, and has no idea how it happened.
It just happened one day...
About 2 weeks ago...
Ngyes got out of bed, got dressed, and headed to the Square.
When he arrived, he noticed...
"An Octoling?"
"AN OCTOLING!"
Ngyes instinctively charged at her, and punched her to the ground.
A crowd began forming around him.
"HEY?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" the Octoling yelled. She kicked Ngyes to the ground, and ran away.
"Why would you do that?" Said a member of the crowd. "Asshole." Said another.
"B-but..." Ngyes said, unsure of himself. "Octos are evil!"
"Maybe a year ago." Said the Octoling.
"Get your damn head out of whatever alternate world it's in, dick."
And that's right where she kicked him.