Harry Potter and the Order of the iPhone

by Sailor Eclectica

What if Harry Potter and all of his friends had phones? Read on as Harry theboywholived and Voldemort naginilover162 fight to the death in cyberspace and Ginny mrspotterlove stalks Harry until he finally just blows up! Thanks a lot Hermione! So read on to see what other crazy things lay uncovered deep in the phones of Hogwarts' most famous residents!

7. Harry and Voldemort

Naginilover162 is online

Theboywholived is online

Naginilover162:

WE TEXT AGAIN HARRY POTT

Naginilover162:

*Potter

Theboywholived:

SO WE DO! :O

Naginilover162:

You know I can take you any day, Potter, and your scummy Hogwarts friends too!

Theboywholived:

Challenge accepted. But can't we wait til' I've left Hogwarts, am 17, and have wandered about the woods on an extended camping trip for a bit?

Naginilover162:

I would, but I have a limited data plan.

Theboywholived:

Ooooh, the big bad Voldemort got stuck on Cricket, did he?

Naginilover162:

Nope, Magic Jack, but it won't st

Theboywholived:

That's what you get for buying a Suckberry.