Ooooh I´m soooo sorry I lied to everyone who´s following this story, I said that after the holidays I´d have a nice long chapter, but I didn't. Not even a crappy short one…

I'm soooo bad.

Anyway : Disclaimer: AU !!Very very veeeery AU. Insanity. Oh , and I don't own any of J.K characters( they are probably very happy about that..)

Warning: Slash!! Meaning: male/male relationship( and all the things that happen when you are in a relationship,,gheghe)

That's a good boy, now don't look back at Lupin!

Aw, shit!Even the thought of that stupid, ugly, disgusting, fag, boy-shagging, sexy-REVOLTING, handsome prick ( gheghe) makes me hard!

What the fuck is wrong with me!

I tried to escape the room, pushing a hippie of her feet doing so, but he followed me.

Stalker!

' Sirius, what's going on?' Regulus asked as I bumped into him. Must've looked like I was running from the devil itself.

'Nothing, I'm fine, just peachy…Got to go , bye!'

'Reg, did you happen to see your brother?' I heard behind me, making me go faster , and out of the house, into the garden, with the only way back…the house. With Lupin in it.

Scratch that----with Lupin in front of it.

'Why are you running away from me.' He asked. He stepped closer and I stepped back----until I hit a shed and couldn't back up any further.

'Now answer my question.' He said as he grabbed my hands and put them above my head.

'Because…you are about to molest me?' I said. He looked me straight in the eye and said with a smile ( ooh nice teeth , by the way) ' That's right , I am. ' And then… he did it!

I can't believe it…. I'm getting snogged by a bloke. Again. And I'm responding, again.

Fucking hell, I do not like this guy! Go away, pull your tongue out of my mouth and say it was a mistake or something.

Oh holy heavens, where did he learn to do that…

Before I could stop myself, I moaned.

He released my hands-just so that he was able to use them for ,ahem, different purposes.

'Remmie!!What are you—' And then someone interrupted.

It was Joshua, Remus' boyfriend.

Who was very good at giving someone a split lip and a black eye.

As I discovered.

'Ow…Man…' I groaned. ' Joshua! Why the hell did you hit him!' I heard Remus scold.

'Because you were fucking being molested by him!' I had to laugh at this.

Really, me, molest him?

I think it was the other way around. Really…

'Come on, let's go back.' Remus mouthed " Sorry." At me and let himself be dragged away by Joshua… Did I say I hate that guy?

After a few minutes I went back in too, searching for a bathroom.

' What the hell happened to you?' A girl with flaming red hair asked as I finally found one, she was doing her make-up.

' I got molested and then boyfriend came and gave me a few good punches.' I groaned as I cleaned my lip a bit.

'I'm Lily.' She stated, looking at me with interest.

Lily… Lily…

'Are you Lily Evans?' I asked her. Is she the one from the phone-call.

'Yup.' She sat down on the toilet( with her pants on, mind you)

' You are the one that called me…about Remus…Right?'

' Yeah, that was me.' She confirmed. 'So, how does he kiss?'

' Pretty goo- what?!' She smirked and said;' Aha! I knew you liked him! So what happened? Is he going to break-up with that stupid prick?'

' Uhm.. I don't know, he followed me and just.. did that and I don't know.' Then, I fastly left the bathroom.

Remus P.oV.

'Babe, are you okay? I can't believe he did that.. He is sooo going to be beat-up Monday after school. Fucking fag.'

'And what are you? ' I asked with a wry smile. Joshua sighed.

'I'm not gay. I'm pretty-o-sexual.'

'Yeah, right, and I'm queen Elizabeth.' I rolled my eyes at him.

James P.o.V

Hey-where did Lily go?! She was just here, in my sight.

Oh god , not her again.

' Hi hunny… Want some?' Mirelda or whatever asked, holding out a bottle of---whisky?

' What the hell are you doing with whiskey?' She giggled( how much did she drink already?!)

'It's good stuff you know..' She slurred. Before puking all over my shoes.

'Eew….' Fastly I went to the nearest bathroom, where Lily sat , talking with Black.

' God…that smells.' Black stated. I grabbed a bunch of toilet paper and began to scrub it off.

' This so gross. I'm so breaking-up with her. That's the third time this evening.' I muttered under my breath.

When I looked up , I saw Lily was smiling at me. ' So, are you ever going to come back to our table?' She asked.

' Yeah…I was just…jealous I guess.'

'Of…?' 'Regulus, and the attention you were giving his brother.'

'I'm still here y'know.' Black commented, dipping some wet toilet paper on his black eye.

'Ah… That's sweet.' She stood up, gave me a small peck on the lips and left.

Black looked at me and said:' You broke up with her? What are you- nuts?!' Before also walking out of the bathroom.

( A/N)

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