Warnings: attempt at humor, mentions of mpreg, KotetsuxIzumo, GenmaxRaidou, characters maybe OOC, motherly Iruka.

Chapter 7: Is Third Time Really A Charm?

Sasuke and Naruto ended up with a broken collarbone and a broken jaw from being punched in the face a very angry pink haired girl.

"What were you morons doing?! I said ask them to lunch! Not get chased to death by them!"

"But Iruka-sensei said no! I didn't know what else to do!" the blonde shouted in his defense.

"Yeah, same with Kakashi-sensei."

"So you two felt it was necessary to take their things and almost die?!" the two didn't respond "Yeah! That's what I thought! And thanks to you two, I had to come up with some bullshit excuse when they asked me what the hell you two were doing!" Naruto and Sasuke let out a sigh.

"They say love hurts, but were really the only ones getting hurt." the blonde mumbled, falling onto his back, looking at the sun. Sasuke nodded in agreement.

"This is off topic, but does anyone have any ideas? I've run dry." asked the black haired boy. Sakura shook her head.

"Me too, I can't think of anything."

"Why not just let Kakashi-sensei tell Iruka-sensei how he feels." Naruto suggested.

"We all know that's probably never gonna happen, and then Kakashi-sensei will just be lonely." Sakura sighed "What are we gonna do?" they stayed quiet, when Naruto popped up.

"Wait! I've got an idea!" he said with a devilish smirk.

Kakashi looked at his team, they looked back, Kakashi looked at his team, they looked back, Kakashi looked at his team, and, they looked back. He cleared his throat.

"So, Naruto, Sasuke, mind telling me what happened the other day?"

"Oh forget about that!" the blonde laugh "We have some more important things to ask sensei!" the jounin raised an visible eyebrow.

"Really?"

"Yep! Like for instance, do you like chunin?" Sakura asked.

"Preferably ones with brown hair, tan skin?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow.

"And is probably one of the best sensei's in the entire world and is much better than you." Naruto added in. It took a Kakashi a minute.

"Wait a second," he put down his book "Are you kids assuming that I like Iruka-sensei?"

"N-no! I-I mean-!" the girl tried to defend them, but didn't know what to say.

"Well, I don't, so you three can throw that thought out of your little minds." they all gave him a look. "What? It is the truth!" they still gave him a look. It was so obvious he was lying.

"I thought you were suppose to be good at covering up the truth sensei." Sasuke said bluntly. Before the jounin could say anything to defend himself, the blonde let out a cry of aggravation.

"Ahhhh! This is taking too long! Let down the trap!" the two nodded. Kakashi didn't even have time to think before a net was cast down from the trees, swooping him up, and hanging him upside down in a very awkward. He let out an angry growl. The space was very limited, so he was unable to reach for his weapon pouch or even move for that matter. Naruto pointed a finger at his sensei "Admit that you like Iruka-sensei!"

"Really? This is what this is about? Let me down!"

"Admit it!"

"Naruto, I swear to Kami if you don't-"

"Admit it!"

"Naruto!"

"Admit it!"

"Dammit! There is nothing to-"

"Admit it or you we won't let you out!"

"Well it looks like I'm staying in here for a long time aren't I?!" Naruto let out a growl, but it then turned into a smirk.

"I didn't want it to have to come to this." he said turning his back to the silver haired male "Though, it appears you leave us no choice." he signaled Sasuke who pulled out something from his pocket. Kakashi looked closely to see what it was. "We've researched every possible spoiler for the books you read." Naruto said slowly "So," he turned around "Admit you like Iruka-sensei or we'll read all the spoilers! Starting with your favorite book! Icha Icha Paradise!" the jounin's eyes went as big as full moons.

"Nooo! Nooo! Please! Anything but that!" tears started running out of his visible eye and he was shaking his head harshly. His hands were to far behind his back to cover up his ears!

"Admit it then!"

"Noo! Please!"

"Fine then, Sasuke," his voice turned dark "Read the spoilers." the boy nodded, but didn't even get a chance to open his mouth.

"Alright! Alright! I admit it! I really like Iruka-sensei!" the jounin cried.

"Do you mean it?" Sakura asked as she held the net.

"Yes!" the blonde raised an eyebrow.

"Sakura, drop the net." Naruto ordered, she nodded, letting the rope go, causing the net the fall along with their sensei in it. Kakashi fell on top of his head. He hissed, leaning against the tree trunk, rubbing his head. "You better be serious Hatake." the blonde warned.

"I am! I've like him for years." Kakashi admitted.

"Years?" Sakura asked shocked "Why didn't you tell him sooner then?"

"Because he hates me!"

"Exactly!" Naruto was hit upside the head by both Sakura and Sasuke.

"More importantly, why do you kids care?"

"Because we've noticed you have been really sad lately sensei, and just wanted to make you happy again. We thought this was the only way." Sakura said. Kakashi was very touched. He chuckled.

"I'm touched, I really am, but I can handle this on my own."

"Clearly you can't!" Naruto blurted "How old are you? Forty? Fifty? And you haven't done anything!" Kakashi felt like someone just stabbed him in the chest.

"I'm not that old!" he shouted "But I'm not taking love advice from twelve year old's!"

"Well, you're kind of a twelve year old in love too." Sasuke said, Kakashi sighed.

"That's true...I haven't felt this way about anyone in a long time." his mind began to wonder "Oh who am I kidding? It's pointless, he'll never like me." the jounin has never felt so much pain from saying words. The three stayed silent. Sakura smiled, putting her hand one her shoulder.

"Don't worry sensei, we'll help you. We may just be kids but we'll do our best, and so will you!"

"Yeah!" Naruto shouted, even if he wasn't still happy about it. Sasuke nodded. Kakashi had to think about it for a moment.

"Fine, I except your help." the three cheered. He knows he's going to regret this. After the cheering was over with, it went silent for a few minutes. Then Sasuke spoke.

"Oh, by the way, I don't mean to kill the mood or anything, but, me and Naruto broke our collar bones yesterday and still haven't gotten treated. We need to go to the hospital."

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