"Shizuo-kun! Put on your seme hat and go for it! Believe in me that believes in you!"
Erika really liked her Kamina glasses and she now had the perfect opportunity for putting them on. Shizuo was this watching the show that Izaya was putting on for whatever reasons someone as crazy as Izaya might have.
"Oh…"
"Why are you so loud anyway! Slut."
"There, there, loud is good. Besides, don't worry Shizuo-kun this place is absolutely sound proof. This is a 'intimate smexy with fluff' setting, maybe next time I'll go for a 'sex in public' kind of thing, that's always very popular with readers."
Shizuo took his eyes from an increasingly horny Izaya and blinked at Erika and her bizarre shades.
"'Next time'? And what do you man by readers?"
Izaya interrupted this with a loud meow.
"Shizu-chan is bigger than a toy…"
Izaya sat with the vibrator deeply tucked inside. He was fully hard by now, his eyes a bit blurred as he shameless beckoned Shizuo with a 'come hither' gesture. Shizuo cursed. He was getting aroused against all common sense.
"Oh screw it all."
Shizuo joined Izaya in bed and pushed him flat on his back, the vibrator still humming inside. Izaya covered his face with paw-like hands.
"Izaya-nya is embarrassed."
"Oh really?"
Shizuo pulled out the vibrator and tossed it aside. Izaya moped.
"Shizu-chan…"
"Want something, Izaya-kun?"
Shizuo figured that Erika might appreciate some dirty talking. As for himself he could do with some humiliating this annoying louse that was far too slutty and hot. Izaya nodded and spread himself as suggestively as he could.
"You're going to tell me what you want."
Shizuo pumped his slowly and as a reaction Izaya thrust his hips upwards to meet the contact on his fist enveloping his hardness.
"Hng…embarrassing…"
"What do you want, Izaya-kun? I can't just guess, now can I?"
"I want…your cock…inside me…"
Shizuo licked his lips. He was loath to admit but he was getting hornier by the second. He placed the tip of his now dripping arousal against his entrance and firmly held him down.
"Can't keep you waiting, then."
Izaya sweetened his voice:
"Shizu-chan…be gentle, this is Izaya-nya's first time."
Shizuo snorted in lieu of a chuckle. Erika piped him with more of her wisdom.
"Now Izaya-kun, even I don't believe that. I'll suspend my disbelief here for the sake of hot sex."
"See? Not even the deluded fangirl believes you're a virgin. And only psychos refer to themselves in the third person."
Izaya pouted in an exaggerated manner.
"So mean, Shizu-chan~"
His play on hyper moe mode went to hell as soon as Shizuo forced his way into him.
"…fuck, that bloody hurts, Shizu!"
Shizuo allowed himself a smirk. It was so tight inside that each thrust was pure bliss and the fact that Izaya had tears forming on the corners of his eyes added to it.
"What did you expect?"
Shizuo hooked a slender leg over his shoulder and plowed in deeper. Izaya tossed his head back as he was repeatedly filled to the brim.
"Ukes often fail to see some obvious things."
"Shizu-chan…more, Izaya-nya wants more."
Shizuo sat him on his dick and gave him one swift thrust.
"Then ride me. I-za-ya-kun."
Izaya settled in this new position and placed his hands on Shizuo's shoulders for leverage. He was slow at first as he adjusted to the burning inside that shot upwards each time he brought himself down but he picked up speed soon enough. Shizuo could see the telltale signs of an incoming orgasm in the way Izaya curled his toes and panted rapidly. He waited until Izaya was very close and then gripped his balls and squeezed them tightly. Izaya hissed and glared, it made Shizuo's day and almost made up for all this craziness.
"What the hell, Shizu!"
"Aw, not being very nice Izaya-nya. Something wrong?"
Izaya stopped his rocking and tried to process the anguish need consuming him.
"Just let me come already!"
"No. Tops are supposed to be sadists according to you two so I'm in character too."
"Aw, Shizuo-kun, you're learning. I am so proud! Maybe you have an otaku split personality like Toushi does. Ever been possessed by the spirit of a cursed sword? In your case maybe it would be a cursed vending machine."