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I was walking in the halls keeping an eye out for the always stupid and horny students. When there were no students around the halls were blissfully quiet and the silence was well deserved after a day like the one I had experienced. The students today had been more eager to know what i thought of

Severus ass rather than learning. The lesson had ended with me taking of 50 points from each house and silencing all of them. Irritating kids. How did they even think of asking me that?

Severus and I were discrete, and usually I didn't see him for a whole day except from when we were eating and if we accidentally met eachother in the hallways. But tomorrow was going to be different, tomorrow we were going on our very first date!

I heard a sound that didn't belong in the silence and whipped around and pulled my wand out. But instead of seeing some snogging students I saw nothing but darkness, and then a hand grabbed my wrist from behind me and turned me around and before I was able to react my back was pressed against the wall by a very long and muscled person.

I was just going to hex the person into the wall when a familiar dark laugh stopped me, and all I wanted to do was to slap him for scaring me but instead I smiled.

"And why did you just drag me into the shadows like this?" I asked trying to sound angry with him, he chuckled and kissed my neck and I nearly moaned from just that little touch of his lips on my skin. Since we had both been so busy we hadn't had any time for kissing or anything involving body contact, and it had been driving me insane.

"Did I scare you?" He asked and kissed me teasingly and sneaked his hands under my shirt and up to my breasts. I bit his lip lightly and he flinched away and I chuckled at him.

"What do you think you are doing?" I asked and he raised an eyebrow at me and then smirked.

"What does it feel like I'm doing?" I blushed and when his other hand moved down to the hem of skirt I quickly grabbed it before he could move it more.

"Mr Snape I'm not that kind of girl" I murmured against his lips and he kissed me hard and moved his hands around my waist.

"I know very well that your not that kind of girl miss Granger" he whispered back and kissed my neck. "But I have a problem" he said with a smirk and cupped my cheek. "I think I'm addicted to you"

I blushed and leaned up and kissed him trying to show that he had been on my mind constantly all week as well. I wrapped my fingers in his hair (which I had to tell Harry wasn't greasy at all) and pulled him down closer to me. I moaned as I again felt how good he felt against me.

"Dear god woman" He breathed against my lips when we broke apart to breathe. Right then I felt the horny school girl crush coming up after so long and I turned us around so I was pushing him against the wall. He looked at me with both heat and amusement in his eyes. I placed my hand on his chest and the buttons of both his shirt and robe opened. And I felt the growing heat flame up in my body as I saw his abs, he had told me that the body took curses better if you were in good shape but damn I hadn't belived he was this...Wow!

"Wow" I purred and looked up at him and he only smirked. I scraped my nails against his skin up from the small black hairs on his lower body and up to his neck and I felt him shiver.

"You know, we are very close to my room from here" I said and he raised an eyebrow at me, I let my hand slip down over the giant bulge in his pants and cupped him. He hissed through his clenched teeth and looked down at me with the black gaze that made me wanna live out every fantasy I had had about the man right now.

"Well, I would hate to take you in the hallway" He smirked and kissed me and my whole body caught on fire from it. I moaned against his lips and when he sneaked a hand under my skirt I moaned even higher.

Then a bright light appeared and both Severus and I reached for our wands...but we didn't really need them. It was Celeste who was standing holding her wand towards us, staring at us like we were something come out from a horror movie.

"I'm sorry I thought you were...students" she said still staring at us then turned around quickly. "I'll go!" she stressed and turned the lights off.

"Celeste!" I called and she turned around but had her eyes closed.

"It's not what you think!" I said and she snorted.

"Does it still look like you are having sex?"she asked accusingly and Severus and I stepped away from eachother, he flicked his hand and his clothes were on.

Celeste looked sick even if she still had her eyes closed

"Oh and don't bother trying to fix your clothes! The damage is done and I'm scarred for life!" she said and walked away. I was sure I was blushing my whole face off. I turned to Severus who looked like he was holding in laughter.

"Don't you dare laugh" I growled and he put on his teaching face.

"You are right it's not funny" he said but at the end of the sentence he started to chuckle slightly and I glared at him. He still tried to hold on to the laughter and seeing him try not to laugh made me wanna laugh too.

"Stop it!" I growled and hit his arm and he started laughing. He leaned against the wall and laughed at me, I started to giggle.

"It's not funny!" I said and he just laughed and nodded.

"We are just as bad as the students! Sneaking around for a late night snog" he laughed and pushed himself from the wall and walked up to me. He bent down and kissed me slowly and then pulled away and kissed my forehead.

"I will see you tomorrow evening looking even more gorgeous than you usually do" he cupped my cheek and my breathing nearly stopped when I saw the raw lust in his eyes.

"And I get you all by myself" He smiled and then walked away into the darkness. I stood there trying to get all that had happened into my head. The kisses, the touching and...

Celeste!

She wasn't going to tell the headmaster, I knew she wouldn't tell him. But it was still so embarrassing! The man had almost fucked me in the hallway and she had caught us! I sighed heavily and then started to walk to my room so I could at least try to get some sleep so I wouldn't look like a zombie when I was going out.

*next day*

Mom and I spent the first part of the day in an awkward silence, or for her it was awkward for me it was only amusing. Everytime she met my gaze she looked down at her papers and blushed, I understood she was embarrassed since I had walked in on them but she wasn't the one who just been blinded for life seeing her parents nearly have sex in the hallway! Soon to be parents, I corrected and then looked at mom again.

The woman that sat behind that desk being worried over what dress to wear to her date wasn't my mother yet, she was the same kind and witty person but not my mother. I realised how insecure mom seemed to be now, she must have gotten the almost evil confident from dad when she had married him. In some way it was nice to see her like this, to see that she had once had some kind of flaw. My mother had always been the perfect creature, she had always been someone I looked up to but never thought I could become. Now that I saw her like this with just a bit of insecurity I recognized myself more in her, and that I could be just as evil confident as she was in the future.

"The thing that happened yesterday" Mom said and I smirked at her. "I'm sorry...We didn't...I'm sorry that you saw that" she smiled and I shrugged.

"Me too" I said and she started to laugh, she didn't know how really sorry I was over to have seem THAT.

"It wasn't really planned, and to tell the truth I'm glad that it was you walked in on us instead of minerva or Harry. They would have freaked out"

I rolled my eyes.

"yeah, are you saying that I took it well?" I asked and she smiled and winked at me. "When you two finally have sex please do it in a place I have no access to" she laughed at me.

"don't think that I will make it easy for him" she said and I raised an eyebrow.

"What do you mean?" I asked having a bad feeling that I wouldn't like the answer. Mom just smirked. "I know that he is attracted to me, and what if I just make the best of that and...tease him for a while."

I stared at her in chock and then walked up to her desk.

"whoa hold it! This is not the time to play hard to get, I mean..." I took a deep breath and tried not to think about that it was my future father I was talking about. "Look at the man! Yes he is obviously attracted to you, he wouldn't jump you in the halls if he wasn't! And you are no better, you are the same as he. Both crazy attracted to eachother!" I said and she sighed.

"You don't get it Celeste. What if after this date he sleeps with me and then just throws me away. Ignores me totally." she shook her head. "I need to figure him out before I do anything else with him, and I know that the thing you saw in the hall makes no sense now that I tell you this, but I just got carried away"

I stood silent for a while trying to think of something to say. 'He wont abandon you like that, I'm your kid so I should know'...that wouldn't work.

"Look Hermione" I said and she looked up at me waiting for something that would make her stop feeling nervous "He is not that kind of guy, he wont' use you like that. I promise you he is as nervous about the date as you are, and he is just as nervous that it won't be more after this date. So please trust me on this, if you have sex tonight you will for sure have sex with eachother for the rest of your lifes!" I said and wanted to take back the sentence as soon as I had said it. It sounded so stupid...and so wrong!

She started to laugh at me. "Okey I belive you, but working relationships are always hard." She hesitated.

"As long as there are dark corners of the school you are good to go!" I nearly screamed and she laughed at me.

"Okey...But I don't have a dress" She said with a smirk and I frowned.

"You don't need to have a dress for sex" I said and she laughed at me.

"No sweetie, I don't have a dress for the date"

"Oh!...But we still got time, right?"

"Yes...One hour"

The silence was terrible for a whole three seconds before I burst and dragged her out of the room. For me to go home I needed them to have sex, and for them to have sex I planned to put mom in the sexiest dress ever so that they just might skip dinner and get right at it!

...I really do have some problems. Most kids spend their saturday nights hanging out with friends, but not me! I was trying to get my parents to have sex!