ALD: Hey, guys? Can I know why I had to reupload Hidan's Date? I don't know what happened but it suddenly disappeared, so I reploaded it...Can someone tell me what's going on? I'm kinda scared..

Ami: You crybaby...Let's just cut the chit-chat for now.

ALD: You're probably right.

Ami: Good. You should listen to me more often. CHAPTER SEVEN!!: INTERROGATION!!: HIDAN ARRIVES AT THE AKATSUKI BASE!

While walking home, Hidan, the whitey, looked at his watch. Then later yelled,

"OH MY JASHIN!! FUCK, look at the time! I won't fucking hear the fucking end of Pein's fucking sermon," he started to run then later tripped, "FUCK MY ROTTEN LUCK!!"

After like twenty minutes, he finally got home. The Akatsuki Base. If Hidan ever came to Ino's, her parents would probably try to annihilate him.

"LEADER-SAMA!! I CAN EXPLA-" he barges in.

Deidara was fixing his hair, Kakuzu was counting the money he earned earlier, Kisame filing his nails, Itachi was painting Kisame's toenails, Pein was trying to get some beauty sleep, Konan was massaging Pein's back, Zetsu was busy babysitting the masked idiot, Tobi, Sasori was trying to get Itachi's hand to slip without getting caught.

"Hidan!! Just in time..." Konan stretched her arms, "You massage Pein's back...I'm going to sleep. Be careful not to touch the piercings. I've experienced that more than once; Not pretty."

"What!? I just got home from a long day and-!"

"You were out all day with this girl you call Ino-chan?" Deidara found the chance to get revenge for what happened earlier today.

Pein's attention finally shifted to the whitey.

"She must've been desperate to go out with someone like you.." Deidara continued.

"Blondie, shut the fuck up! THAT'S NOT TRUE, Leader-sama, you know it's not true right?!"

"Hidan..." Pein moaned from the couch.

"What is it, Leader-sama?" he approached Pein.

"MASSAGE MY FRIKKIN' BACK!! This has been killing me for the past three days."

"What?" Hidan was surprised that the man they call leader, was serious about the massage thing.

'Seriously, he's asking me to do it? Or is this punishment for being late for dinner? Who the hell fucking cares?! All I have to do is rub my fuckin' hands on that smooth skin of his...GROSS! I CAN'T DO IT!'

"L-Leader-sama, why don't you just let Zetsu massage you? I bet he's more experienced.."

"W-WHAT?!" Zetsu spit out, "You should at least tell us what happened at your date!"

"Yeah, Hidan, un.." Deidara said followed by several yeah's and snickers.

"Yeah, Hidan. Tell us what happened." Kakuzu seemed interested then later sent some strings after Hidan.

"Hey, let me fucking go!! I'm fucking tired!" he struggled to free himself. NO EFFECT though.

"Oi, Kisame?" Itachi put down the nail polish.

"What is it, Itachi? Can't you see I'm busy?" he kept on filing.

"Go get some rope, a chair, and a flashlight." he ordered.

"But why?" he stopped and looked at Itachi. He was curious about what the younger shinobi was planning.

Itachi looked at Kisame the way he looked at Sasuke when he killed their parents. "INTERROGATION."

Kisame was somewhat scared. He quickly stood up and rushed to the attic, kitchen and then Sasori's room. He was excited to see what he was planning.

"H-here, Itachi.." he was panting heavily.

"W-WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT!? Hidan demanded after he noticed that the whole room was staring and approaching him.

"GET HIM!!" Pein ordered from the couch. Still can't get up.

Imagine this situation.

Hidan was tied up to the chair. Like the usual interrogation, a lamp was placed infront of Hidan's beautiful face.

"Will you fucking turn off that thing!? It's blinding me!" Hidan complained.

Deidara nudged Tobi. Tobi hits Hidan with the flashlight.

"OWW! What the hell was that for!? Dammit, what is up with you people!?"

"We want to know...THE TRUTH.." Itachi stated in a villain-like manner.

"What truth!? I already told you! Let me go!" he was vigorously shaking the chair.

Kisame grabbed Hidan's head and held it close to Kakuzu. Then Kakuzu turned around.

"DUDE, SHIT!! What the hell are you doing wearing women face paint!?" Kakuzu was wearing lipstick, eyeshadow and everything....TOTALLY GROSS.

"Hey, don't push it. And this is called make-up, you twit." Kakuzu stated as-a-matter-of-factly.

"Tell us or else..." Itachi threatened him.

"Shit!! I better get out of here or I'll be fucking kissed by Stitch-faced bastard!"

"YOU IDIOT!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH GETTING KISSED BY ME?! AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I'M NOT GOING TO KISS YOU!!"

"Really?" Hidan sighed with relief.

"Yeah. I'm just going to give you a pretty makeover, take a few pictures, then sell it on E-bay."

"WHAT THE FUCK!? Tobi, you fucking swirly-faced moron! Help me!! "

"Deidara-sempai? Should I hit him now?" Tobi asked cutely.

"Do it." he took out a marker and drew an X on Hidan's whalebone white hair.

"BLONDIE!! YOU'RE GONNA GET IT WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS!!"

"HAAAYAAAAAHHH!!!" Tobi yells as he was coming in for the kill.

BOOOGGGG!!!

"Look Blondie, I see Jashin-sama....I'm about to be with him...I'm so happy...." Hidan was knocked unconscious.

"Shit. Tobi, you little shit! You hit him too hard!! Now we'll have to wait until he wakes up for the next interrogation!!" Deidara barked at Tobi. Who is now hiding behide Zetsu.

Itachi sighed and then said, "Good night, let's just ask him what happened tommorow. Who came up with this anyway?" Itachi scoffed.

"Itachi, they were just playing along. It's your fault!! I blame you!" Deidara pointed at Itachi.

"What are you talking about? I didn't say anything," Itachi was obviously trying to escape, "W-well!! Good night then!" pooff.

"Shit..I hate it when he does that...disappearing like that.." Kisame scratched the back of his head.

"Yeah, good night.(un)" Sasori and Deidara turned around and went up the stairs.

Then the rest poofed away.

"C'mon.......someone! At least help me stand up!" he tried to stand up, But then later fell down, "Shit." then he poofed.

ALD: So how was that one? I begged my mom to let me write for a little bit..

Ami: Poor Pein...I'll massage your back! *runs over to the Akatsuki base & pulls the sofa all the way here*

Pein: Finally.....Wow...That hits the spot..

ALD: Oh!! Look! Pein was the first person from Naruto to get an appearance here. Welcome Pein!!

Pein: Thank you. ALD, can I borrow Ami sometime?

ALD: Sure!

Pein, ALD & Ami: BYE-BYE!!! THANKS FOR READING!!! SEE YOU IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!!

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