Mortal Kombat Intros Featuring Solid Snake W/ Codec Calls
Vs. Cassie Cage
1st
Cassie: Any Advice
Snake: Believe in yourself
Cassie: Thanks Bishop
2nd
Snake: Cassandra Carlton
Cassie: How do you know that
Snake: A friend on the other side
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Snake: Otacon, There's a female soilder here. what's her deal.
Otacon: Snake, she is Cassandra Cage. She's The leader of the new Special Forces Team sent to a place called "Outworld".
Snake: Outworld?
Otacon: It's an alternate world counterparting ours.
Snake: So that means I have to be careful around her.
Otacon: Yep and snake.
Snake: Yeah.
Otacon: Don't take any pictures of her.
Snake: I wasn't going to.
End call
Vs. D'vorah
1st
D'vorah: Inferior human
Snake: I getting dejà vù
D'vorah: You will fall
2nd:
Snake: Big Bug
D'vorah: You mock me?
Snake: yes I do
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Naomi: Snake before you say anything, I did not create her.
Snake: Then why does she keep throwing bugs at me.
Naomi: That's D'vorah. She'll breed young bugs to act as her weapons.
Snake: How do you know this?
Naomi: I do my research. Just beat her and come home.
Snake: OKAY.
End call
Vs. Ermac
1st
Ermac: Brother
Snake: LIQUID
Liquid Ermac: DIEEEE
2nd
Snake: What is this feeling
Ermac: We hold the one called Liquid
Snake: Your going down then
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Otacon: Snake you are in serious trouble.
Snake: What's the matter with you Otacon.
Otacon: Your facing Ermac. He house hundreds, no thousands of souls.
Snake: Than I have to beat him quickly.
Otacon: Good luck.
End call
Vs. Erron Black
1st
Erron: I found you snake
Snake: What, a Ocelot clone
Erron: No, I'm just better
2nd
Snake: Ocelot
Erron: I'm Erron you moron
Snake: I don't care
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Snake: Colonel, this guy is sending chills up my spine.
Colonel: That is Erron Black. He is a mercenary working for an emperor.
Snake: Is he paid to kill me.
Colonel: Who knows. Maybe he's here for sport. Just beat him and interrogate him.
Snake: Alright.
End call
Vs. Ferra/Thor
1st
Ferra: Pretty Eyes
Snake: umm thanks
Ferra: Thor take them
2nd
Snake: A monster
Ferra: Thor will squish you
Snake: I handled worst
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Mei Ling: Aww how cute.
Snake: HOW IS THIS CUTE.
Mei Ling: A big strong man defending a child is very cute.
Snake: This "child" has claws on her hands.
Mei Ling: I think it's just a last resort.
Snake: That's an understatment.
Mei Ling: Cool it Snake. Just beat them up then you can leave.
Snake: Ughhh alright than.
End call
Vs. Goro
1st
Goro: Legendary one
Snake: I'm taking you down
Goro: You will be my thophy
2nd
Snake: Four arms
Goro: I'll grind you to dust
Snake: A threat is nothing
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Raiden: Snake you alright.
Snake: Raiden, who is this freak.
Raiden: I Don't know but I seen how he fights ,and it is brutal.
Snake: So I should watch it than.
Raiden: Move carefully and come back in one peace.
End call
Vs. Jacqui Briggs
1st
Jacqui: Is this for real
Snake: Yes it is
.Jacqui: I'll enjoy this then
2nd
Snake: Rookie
Jacqui: Hey, I'm a spcialist
Snake: But I'm the real deal
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Otacon: Ohhh your facing Jacqui.
Snake: What's her info.
Otacon: She is Cassie cage's best friend. Infact there bond is so close, they can be sisters.
Snake: So she's on her team.
Otacon: yep.
Snake: This should be interesting.
End call
Vs. Jax
1st
Jax: The Legend himself
Snake: That's me
Jax: Let's do this
2nd
Snake: Metal Gear?
Jax: I'm human fool
Snake: Then why the look
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Snake: Raiden, This guy share's your pain.
Raiden: No argument there.I wish I can meet him.
Snake: Anyway, What are the advantage of the situtation.
Raiden: Aim for anything that is organic.
Snake: The disadvatage.
Raiden: major change of a concussion.
Snake: I'll be carfeful than.
End call
Vs. Johnny Cage
1st
Johnny: Enemy spotted
Snake: !
Johnny: Requesting beatdown
2nd
Snake: An actor
Johnny: Where's the alert mark
Snake: Above your head
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Para-medic: oh look It's Johnny cage.
Snake: Who are you.
Para-medic: Stop kidding around Snake.
Snake: How do you know me.
Para-medic: aren't you Naked Snake.
Snake: No I'm Solid Snake.
Para-medic: ^^, ohhhhhhhhh Bye.
Snake: Wait.
End call
Vs. Kano
1st
Kano: Join us mate
Snake: I whether die
Kano: Your funeral
2nd
Snake: Kano
Kano: Here to arrest me
Snake: Kill you.
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Snake: This guy just screams trouble.
Colonel: That's Kano. He's the leader of the black dragon clan.
Snake: Black dragon?
Colonel: They're arms dealers and they are known for so many crimes that I lost count.
Snake: Looks like He's public enemy #1.
Colonel: He's at #0.
Snake: Then he's going down.
End call
Vs. Kenshi
1st
Kenshi: Nice record
Snake: Nice blindfold
Kenshi: Nice ego
2nd
Snake: I'm not a big fan of swords
Kenshi: But it's better
Snake: No it's not
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Snake: Mei ling, give me everything you know about samurais.
Mei Ling: Samurai are a group of warriors that runs the farm and archemeneys to the ninja.
Snake: This guy doesn't look like the controlling type.
Mei Ling: Just don't underestimate him, alright Snake.
Snake: Alright.
End call
Vs. Kitana
1st
Kitana: Useless Snake
Snake: That's Solid Snake to you
Kitana: Your still useless
2nd
Snake: weird getup
Kitana: You insult my attire
Snake: Yes I do
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Otacon: I see your facing Kitana.
Snake: What's with the fans,boomerang, and the staff.
Otacon: The fans were hers to began with, but the boomerang and the staff belongs to her best friend.
Snake What happen to her.
Otacon: She died trying to protect earthrealm.
Snake: No wander she's cranky during our intros.
Otacon: With others to. Now go beat some sense into her.
Snake: OKAY.
End call
Vs. Kotal Kahn
1st
Kotal Kahn: I need your assitance
Snake: With your fighting skills
Kotal Kahn: Yes
2nd:
Snake: Emperor
Kotal Kahn: Fight for your title
Snake: I do that everyday
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Colonel: Snake, the emperor wants to have a duel with you
Snake: I'm honored
Colonel: He will stop at nothing to win this fight so stay alert
Snake: ! He's coming
Colenel: Go luck snake
End call
Vs. Kung Jin
1st
Kung Jin: Meh, I got this
Snake:Your going to lose
Kung Jin: No you are
2nd
Snake: Overconfident punk
Kung Jin: Sneaking rat
Snake: I put you down
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Otacon: Snake, watch out for the arrows
Snake: Way ahead of you Otacon.
Otacon: There's more too can make smoke screens and use elements to his advantage.
Snake: Just some extra stuff isn't going to push me back.
Otacon: Alright go get him.
End call
Vs. Kung Lao
1st
Kung Lao: Your a worthy opponent
Snake: CQC training does that to you
Kung Lao: That remains to be seen
2nd
Snake: Let's begin
Kung Lao: Loser buys lunch
Snake: Alright
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Mei Ling: Snake your facing a shaolin monk, that means you can't use weapons.
Snake: Tell me something I don't know.
Mei Ling: That is Kung Lao and I refuse to think of him as the luigi of Mortal Kombat.
Snake: I'm going to fight him now, wish me luck.
Mei Ling: Okay.
End call
Vs. Liu Kang
1st
Liu Kang: Your nothing but a snake
Snake: Thank you captin oblivious
Liu Kang: You will drown in flames
2nd
Snake: Bruce Lee?
Liu Kang: Fool, I'm liu kang
Snake: Meh
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Mei Ling: Ugh
Snake: Something wrong Mei Ling
Mei Ling: Liu Kang gets all the spot light while poor Kung Lao sits in the dirt and rebel
Snake: ohh WOW Thats deep
Mei Ling: Kick his butt in the name of Team Kung Lao
Snake: ...I'm hanging up
End call
Vs. Mileena
1st
Mileena: Come here big boy
Snake: Sorry but no
Mileena: You will do as your order
2nd
Snake: Razor mouth
Mileena: I grow tried of this
Snake: I'm fine to
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Colonel: SNAKE WATCH OUT.
Snake: HUH What's wrong Colonel.
Colonel: Her mouth is sharpen to eat her opponents.
Snake:You Can't be Serious.
Colonel: Be careful Snake.
Snake: Alright alright.
End call
Vs. Quan Chi
1st
Quan Chi: I admire your work
Snake: I'll kill you
Quan chi: And this proves it
2nd
Snake: Your poisoning the dead
Quan Chi: I'm restoring them
Snake: Lies
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Otacon: Snake, take care of this quickly
Snake: Why
Otacon:He will turn you into his undead warrior and make you kill the heros
Snake: Alright I'll take him out
End Call
Vs. Rayden
1st
Rayden: Your here
Snake: Time to fight a god
Rayden: You will lose
2nd
Snake: Why are you here
Rayden: To test you
Snake: I've had enough test
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Raiden: Oh no
Snake: what's wrong Raiden
Rayden: I'm what's wrong
Snake: What the h***
Rayden: language young one
Snake: I'm leaving.
End call
Vs. Reptile
1st
Reptile: We musssst work together
Snake: After this
Reptile: Very well
2nd
Snake: Reptile
Reptile: training in session
Snake: Let's go
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Reptile: Hssssssss.
Colonel: What the h***.
Snake: Colonel, this is Reptile. Reptile this is Colonel.
Colonel: Nice to meet you and I'm hanging up.
End call
Vs. Scorpion
1st
Scorpion: Your a ninja
Snake: Your a ninja
Scorpion: We're both ninja
2nd
Snake: I never had a family
Scorpion: You were cloned
Snake: Yeah it sucks
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Otacon: Snake When you finish your battle I need you to "GET OVER HERE".
Snake: -_- ...Really.
Otacon: Just finish the fight.
End call
Vs. Shinnok
1st
Shinnok: David Ploqskin
Snake: You will fall farther
Shinnok: Will I now
2nd
Snake: Evil lurks in the dark
Shinnok: I will cloud your eyes
Snake: never
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Shinnok: Hello readers. Solid Snake Is not availible due to a life and death battle please check in at another time
Otacon: Snake, stop kidding around. Snake? SNAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEE.
End call
Vs. Sonya
1st
Sonya: Ready for evaultion
Snake: I got this
Sonya: Let's see
2nd
Snake: Time for training
Sonya: Loser buys boxes
Snake: deal
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Otacon: Snake where are you.
Sonya: I'm filling in for him.
Otacon: Oh umm hi.
Sonya: Relax the only thing he has to worry about is my split grab.
Otacon: ohh okay Otacon out.
Sonya: roger.
End call
Vs. Sub Zero
1st
Sub Zero: Solid Snake
Snake: let's make this quick
Sub Zero: Agreed
2nd
Snake: Ice and snow
Sub zero: Parts of my power
Snake: Time to bring the sun back
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Otacon: Snake your facing Sub Zero.
Snake: I now and it's so cold here.
Otacon: Yeah he is known to do that.
Snake: I brought a flamethrower but he freeze it.
Otacon: Relax Just beat him and come back safe.
End call
Vs. Takeda
1st
Takeda: Face a whipping guy before
Snake: Can't say that I have
Takeda: well heres your chance
2nd
Snake: What is this
Takeda: The whipping guy
Snake: Oh okay
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Otacon: Snake this guy is Takeda Takahashi
Snake: What is his Weapon
Otacon: Whip
Snake: -_-
Otacon: and Kunai
Snake: -_-
Otacon: and Light sabers
Snake:...-_- Really Otacon
Otacon: Just beat him
End call
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Snake: WHO'S NEXT