Apocalypse: LOL!
Maka: What?
Apocalypse: I'm reading Soul Eater NOT!
Soul: Whut.
Apocalypse: It's more Soul Eater! *Happiness*
Liz: If this weirdo owned Soul Eater… Well, let's not talk about that.
Apocalypse: HEY!
"Excalibur, the Holy Sword, has been found dead in his home. More on it at 10:00!" The news anchor said with a cheerful smile on her face. Great. I was going to have to go ALL THE FREAKING WAY to Excalibur's cave or whatever, just to look at… HIS DEAD BODY.
"Alright, Orin, I'm headed out." I called to my brother, who was playing the newest shooter game.
"Yeah, see ya." He mumbled, completely engrossed with the game.
I rolled my eyes and left.
*Location skip! Excalibur's cave?*
Blood had seeped into cracks in the walls, and for some reason, the fairies who lived here were celebrating. One landed on my shoulder and began a regale of what happened.
"Officer, all we saw was a dark figure killing that annoying prat. Then, we all ran away." He explained hurriedly. I nodded before shooing him off and walking towards the blood spattered wall. The body had been taken away, but as I came into contact with dried blood, the cleared area came to life. Excalibur had tried to defend himself, but the murderer got him anyways. But… Excalibur's energy copy was pink… He had been a kishin! The murderer… They were confusing me.
First, they go and kill off a good guy, then they find and kill an unsuspected kishin.
"Did anyone else know that Excalibur was a kishin?" I asked the cops who were keeping news reporters away from the scene so I could work.
"No. We have him on file as 'inoccent and annoying.'" One replied. I nodded.
"Gilbert. Cody. This is the same guy. I just don't know who…" I informed my team, scratching my chin in wonder. I opened my note pad, where I had written down the names of all suspects who had made movements in the past month.
Asura was alive, but caged under the DWMA, something I learned after becoming the top detective of Death City.
Jack the Ripper had been killed by Meister Maka Albarn and her weapon partner, a scythe by the name of Soul Evans.
Those were the only two to go off of, and anything they did wasn't as bad as this.
I turned on my heel and went to the wall again. A huge "I" was painted in blood. I made a note, then tried to find other letters, but to no avail.
"An 'I', but… Nothin' else." I said aloud.
I got really frustrated at it all.
I stormed out of the cave, forcing a path through the throngs of journalists.
Two murders and I was already fed up.
What a patient and professional person I was.
I felt like I could just… GIVE UP!
Apocalypse: This seems really short, but school is draining my creative juices. RAWR, DAMMIT!
Soul: You need to calm the heck down. It's not cool. Anyways, where the hell am I during the last 7 chapters?!
Apocalypse: Oh, your time to shine is coming…
Maka: Don't you two start fighting again.
Apocalypse: Are you my mom?
Tsubaki: (is losing her patience) WOULD YOU ALL JUST SHUT THE HELL UP?!
Black Star: (timidly) Please come back next time…