(AN I've got a announcement to make. I'm creating a virtual Season fanfic that'll be set before season 1. In this story I'll tell some of the stories that were mentioned in this story and the previous one. Also I've finnaly figured out a timeline for these stories. The first one takes place after the episode Sibling Rivelry and the second and third one take place after Boys Do Cry. The story with Bonnie takes place after Love Thy Trophy and the story with the original Helen takes place before season 1. Also remember at the begging of the second story when Joe mentioned Stewie going on Steroids and all the other mentions of incidents before and after well because the events are so similar the characters are getting them mixed up.
Chapter 7 An Epic Fight
Lois was looking on in horror at Helen glaring at Stewie.
"Ah well if it isn't my favourite ugly red headed psychopath." Stewie said in a sarcastic voice. "I hope you didn't take that song to heart I was just having a laugh."
"You little rat." Helen barked out while smiling in a sinister way. "Why don't you just surrender now and be my baby besides we have so much in commen for example we're both psychopaths."
Lois simply walked towards her twin sister.
"Helen listen I know you probably hate me and I know you probably want to wring my neck but please just shut up for a minute and pay attention."
"Alright I'm listening." Helen replied.
"I want to help you." Lois explained. "I heard about what daddy did and I think it's wrong and now I don't blame you for turning out the way you did. It was all daddy's fault and I just think that if you surrender right now and stop what you're doing then me and my family can help you."
Helen just glared at Lois.
"Help don't make me laugh." Helen spat out. "I know it's just a trick to get Stewie away from me and it won't work."
Peter just did his signature laugh.
"Oh we're so scared." Peter retorted. "what are you going to do beat the living crap out of us there's fourteen of us and one of you."
"That's a chalange I'm willing to accept." Helen replied while laughing wickedly.
Peter then roared in anger and charged at the crazed woman. Helen just spun around slightly and tripped the bumbling man over. Peter screamed in hysterical terror as he landed on his face.
"I surrender." He cried out in an exhausted voice.
"Honestly Peter do I have to do everything around here." Lois whispered in an annoyed voice.
She then got into a fighting stance and started using karate moves. Lois tried to kick Helen and managed to land a few succesfull blows however the crazed woman grabbed Lois by the leg and threw her against the wall knocking her out cold. Meg and Chris tried charging at her but Helen just grabbed them and banged their heads together knocking them out as well the same thing happened with Neil and Connie. Stewie then pulled out his Ray Gun and began firing it at the fat mad woman.
"Ha, ha, ha, ha." Helen cackled as she easily dodged the deadly blasts. "You really think a pathetic little toy is going to stop me."
"Damn you vile woman." The young infant cried out in an irritated voice. "Why don't you just give up I remember the original Helen and I dealt with her quite nicely."
Helen just growled in anger.
"Don't you ever mention her as though she was a monster because she wasn't." Helen said. "She was a person I admired because I never admired my fake parents and then you killed her."
Stewie just gave her an evil laugh.
"Well she totally deserved it nobody kidnaps Stewie Griffin and lives." He commented.
"Well you'll be pleased to know that I have no interest in killing any of the Griffins Sweetie." Helen explained in a soothing voice. "Now all I'm intarested in is taking you back as my son."
Helen then dodged a few more attacks and kicked Kady and Bertram out of the way when they tried to take her down. The crazed woman then began to fight with Stewie attempting to take him down she then began singing.
(AN Song being parodied is Oogie's Song from TNBC Oogie's revenge.)
Helen: Well, well well
Stewie my sweet baby
Finnaly fighting me huh
Ohhhhh I've been waiting for this
So how do you like my fighting skills
Stewie: it's over, it's over
This time you've gone to far
It's over I'm serious
Just who do you think you are?
The two then continued to exchange blows as Helen took down Dave, Cleveland, Quagmire and Brian by smacking them Stewie then continued to sing
Stewie: Just because you kidnapped me
Dosn't make you my mummy
You'd better give up
Surrender now
I'm fixing everything
Helen :That's what you think ha
But you couldn't be more wrong
And this will be the last time you here this funny song
Helen: Whoo Hoooo (Stewie: Whooo Hooooo)
Helen: Whooo Hooo (Stewie: Whooo Hoooo)
Helen: Whoooo Hooooo (Stewie: (Whoooo Hoooo)
Helen: I'm your real mummy
Helen then screamed in anger and had an enraged look on her face. She tried throwing heavy and dangerous objects at the young infant but he kept dodging and getting in a few kicks to the fat woman's face whenever he could.
Stewie: I see you're pretty proud of
All your child abduction schemes
But I can say you'll be my real mummy
Only in your dreams
Helen: Ha that's funny Stewie
It was a dream
But now it's coming true
Cause even your so called real family must know
Your days as their son are through
Helen: Whooo Hoooo ( Stewie: Whoooo Hoooo)
Whooooo Hooooo (Stewie: Whooooo Hooooo)
Whooooo Hooooo (Stewie: Whooooo Hooooo
Stewie: Lois is my real mummy.
The young infant stuck his toung out at his ex captor who threw a chair at him. Stewie attempted to dodge it but got a glancing blow to the leg. Helen laughed in a wicked manner as she cheered in triumph.
"Yes." She declared.
Helen then ran at Stewie and scooped him up. She then gave him a near suffocating hug while kissing him.
"I've finaly got you back my sweet baby and I'm not going to let anybody take you away again." Helen cheered.
Helen imediatly bolted out of the Hotel and was quickly followed by Bertram who was once again talking into a communicator.
"She's on the run boss." He was saying.
"Excelent." The distorted voice said. "It won't be long now until I have my revenge."
Bertram saw Helen go into a black Toyota just as she drove of the baby genius threw a miniature tracking device onto the back.
(AN Well that was Chapter 7 I hope you enjoyed it. Anyway I've decided to go back and fix the grammar and spelling on my previous story.)