Omake
Author's Note: I do not own any of the characters nor do I own Finder Series.
English is not my native language, if there are any mistakes, please let me know. [This in an un-beta chapter.]
It was a bright and sunny afternoon, not. No, seriously. It has been raining for days and it's making the atmosphere gloomy. Akihito was stuck at home with no incoming jobs due to the rain. To make matters worst (for Akihito), Asami took time off during this rainy week. Asami claims that because it's raining too much, even the criminal world is taking a break (not in those exact words but you get it).
Akihito stares at his lover from behind his laptop screen. Asami was lounging in front of the television, watching the news in a pair of comfortable sweatpants and collared shirt. The urge to cuddle him is real.
"Don't you have people to kill, drugs to smuggle, a world to dominate?" Akihito snickered at the last part. Dominate.
"Not until Monday. Kirishima is taking care of it all as we speak. Besides, why dominate the world when I can easily dominate that piece of ass that you're hiding behind those booty shorts."
Akihito's face flushed a nice scarlet red.
"Shut up, you pervert!"
A chuckle escaped from the crime lord.
"Be a good kitten and grab me a beer."
"Not a kitten!" Akihito grumbles. He might grumble at the pet names his lover gives but that doesn't stop him from doing what he asks. In fact, Akihito is more willing to abide to Asami's wishes and requests if he uses pet names. Why? I don't know. Akihito says it makes him feel more loved and it ignites this flame in his heart (and his dick but that's another story).
Akihito made his way to the kitchen, grabbing the beer and he notice…
"You bastard! Did you eat my cake?!" Akihito stomped his way over to his lover, thrusting the beer into his face.
"What? … No.. I don't like cakes.." Asami denied, looking away. The tips of his ears turning red.
Akihito scoffed. He might be a crime lord and a successful businessman, but that doesn't mean Asami can lie to his lover properly. Add the blushing tips of his ears? Yeah, that man is a walking failure when it comes to lying to his lover. Besides, Akihito knows that it was him. He has had his favourite dessert go missing before only to find the wrapper/box of said dessert in his lover's office trashcan.
"You're an asshole." Akihito whines. He had purposely left that cake in the refrigerator to eat after dinner. Now, it's gone. GONE.
The time was now 6pm and since the lovebirds were at home, Akihito decided to cook dinner. Asami was in his office doing what crime lords do best, crimes.
Akihito was in the kitchen (obviously) with Beyoncé playing while he stirs the soup.
"'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he wantit"
Akihito held the wooden spoon to his lips and start shaking his butt and dancing to Beyoncé (yeah, he knows the entire dance. Shut up, don't judge). He was so engrossed, so into the dance that he didn't notice his lover standing behind him with his phone up and recording the entire thing down.
"If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it, oh oh oh" Akihito ended with the exact same pose as Beyoncé in her Single Ladies video. And right at that moment, Asami wrapped his arms around his young lover.
"Hmm.. I like it. Maybe I should put a ring on it." He whispered into Akihito's ears, bringing his hand to his lips.
Akihito tensed. "You.. You saw the whole thing?"
"I did. Kirishima said good job with the whole dance. Suoh thinks that it can be further improved."
"Y-you sent it to your goons!?" Akihito yelped. That's it. He's dead. Death by embarrassment. He's going to dig a hole in the ground and die there.
Asami made a noise, planted a kiss by his lover's ear and went back to his office. He only went out to see what was going on because he could hear Akihito singing loudly. And damn, was he glad he ventured out of his office. Seeing that bubble butt shake to Single Ladies was a sight to behold.
Akihito lay down on the floor after Asami had left, all that was going through his mind was 'why.. my life.. why'. Cue the invisible puddle of tears.
For some reason, after dinner. Asami was completely worn out. He couldn't keep his eyes open which is unusual considering how after dinner, he likes to have a 'work out'.
Asami made his way to the couch and in an instant, he was out like the light.
Akihito peered out from behind the kitchen wall. It was only 8:45pm. He grinned and shook the orange bottle in his hand. These sleeping pills are really effective. He thought as he stared down at his lover.
Akihito took out a black marker and start to draw on Asami's face.
"This is for eating my cake, you bastard!" He mutters while drawing a gigantic penis on Asami's cheek.
"This is for filming me dance to Beyoncé!" Two black circles drawn around Asami's eyes. Akihito decided to give his lover a unibrow.
"And this is for sending it to Kirishima and Suoh!" He hissed as he draws a moustache and colors his nose black.
He was halfway through coloring his lover's nose when someone cleared their throat, causing Akihito to startle and draw a line from Asami's nostril to his eye. Akihito glanced up and found Asami's mother, Asami Noemi.
"Akihito, what are you doing?" Mrs. Asami (I'll refer her as Noemi from now) asks while looking at her son's lover.
"…. Cake.. He ate my cake.. and send a video of my dancing to Kirishima and Suoh…"
Noemi laughs. "You're so silly. You should have used colored markers!"
Akihito flushed. He didn't think of that.
"Come, let us head over to that small café just beside this apartment building. I'll buy you some cakes." Akihito grinned and took her hand.
The first time Noemi met Akihito, it was purely a coincident. She was visiting Asami at Sion but because she decided to be adventurous, she took a bus and ended up lost. Akihito was the one that helped her find her way to Sion.
The second time she met Akihito, it was in the middle of The War. Noemi in the penthouse, not knowing that there was someone else there besides her and her son. Akihito had woken up to find all his clothes missing and replaced with frilly lace, crop tops and booty shorts. He let out a scream that scared the daylights of Noemi. Asami was sitting at the head of the dinning table, laughing behind the newspaper when Akihito stomped out wearing a crop top that writes 'Take It Up The Ass'. Akihito immediately stopped when he saw Noemi, he blushed and stutters.
"T-this.. this isn't.. oh my god…"
The third time Noemi met Akihito, it was the official first meeting. Asami had arrange a dinner at a 5-star restaurant to introduce Akihito to his mother. Akihito was at first really reluctant to meet her after what happened the last time but Asami can be very persuasive (if you know what I mean). During the dinner, Asami had explained to his mother about the prank war that she happened to witness the last time and from then on, Noemi and Akihito formed a bond.
Noemi would tell Akihito weaknesses of her son and Akihito would give her updates about his lover's wellbeing.
The bond is still going strong.
(Asami disapproves because his mother told Akihito that he hates carrots so now every time he does something that makes Akihito angry or upset, he would find himself eating nothing but carrots until he manages to make up to Akihito.)
This is just a small chapter about how Akihito met Asami's mother, even if this chapter doesn't look that way..
I will try my best to update as frequent as I can and to find back my sense of humor.
On another note, thank you to everyone for reading it!
If anyone have any ideas for pranks, please do share!
Thank you again!