CHAPTER 7
It was now almost midnight and everyone was almost partied out. They said they're thank you's for coming, gave all the hugs, accepted the gifts and handed out all the extra food. Quinn was half shoving food in her mouth as Puck tried to drag her away. Half of Brittany's costume was now missing as she was getting super tired and tended to just start to strip if she was tired and or drunk. Santana looked ready to crash straight into the floor as well. It was so late, Valerie was dead weight sleeping in Mercedes's arms every so often waking up then asking for cake then falling asleep again and Buzz was a hysterical mess wailing then burying his face into Brittany's chest and whimpering slightly even though he was held tightly by his Mommy who was bouncing him lightly and kept whispering to him he was okay. After 4 more minutes of Buzz's meltdown Brittany decided it was for the best if she went upstairs with the babies and let Santana finish up the goodbyes and hugs. Mercedes blew a kiss to her sweet little Valerie and hugged her dear friend and favorite backup dancer goodnight. Once everyone was gone Santana shut off the yard lights and locked the gates then went inside. There were a few beer bottles and random plates in their kitchen and living room but it wasn't that bad really considering there had been easily 150 people here tonight. She was going around throwing it all in the trash and whipping the counter down when she heard a very loud scream coming from upstairs followed by Buzz's unmistakable wails. She stopped everything she was doing and bolted upstairs taking two steps at a time. Once she reached their bedroom she saw the reason for Britt's screams. Their son had peed all over her, in her mouth and down the front of her shirt. Brittany was screaming and throwing baby wipes all over meanwhile Buzz was also screaming and continuously peeing. Santana hurried to her side "Brittany you have to cover his penis!" Brittany wasn't fast enough at all now there was pee all over the bed and the baby as well. "Who knew he had such good aim!" Santana was laughing hysterically at the sight. "THIS ISNT FUNNY SANTANA THIS IS SO GROSS!" Brittany lifted the baby up and handing him to Santana as she ran into their bathroom and stripped naked and got into the shower whilst brushing her teeth. "You wanted kids Britt" Santana continued to laugh as she took Buzz's soaked cactus green onsie off and tossed it in the laundry bin the gently washed him off in the bathroom sink. He was already half asleep curling into Santana's body while she towel dried him and put a new diaper on him. Brittany stepped out of the shower and glared at her. "Why is he so good for you?" "It's all in the speed babe, I don't just let his junk hangout he's almost gotten me a few times too." She put him in a fluffy dinosaur sleep suit and placed him down in the crib turning on his night light and cranking the little mobile that played over the rainbow and let him lull himself to sleep. He slightly whimpered a few times before bringing his thumb up to his mouth and drifting off. Brittany just kissed her on the shoulder leaning over the crib to watch her son now calmly snoozing and said "It's all a learning process I guess."
After changing their bedding and starting the washing machine Santana and Brittany were both in pajamas cuddled up together caressing and lightly kissing every few minutes when it occurred to Santana she had yet to give her lady love her anniversary present. "Wait right here!" Santana rolled off the bed and wondered into the unused bedroom across the hall where their son SHOULD be sleeping. She came back in with a very small bag and a large smile. "Now I want you to be quiet when you open this. If you scream and wakeup Buzz I can't have sexy times with you, you know I won't do it if I know he's awake."
"YES YES JUST GIVE ME THE PRESENT SANTANA!" Brittany reached for the bag like a greedy little kid. "I said be quite." Santana scolded as she handed it over. She opened the bag and pulled out the set of keys staring at them in confusion for a second. Then pursed her lips and cocked her head to the side reading the words "luxury" on the tag. "I don't get it, did you buy me a new car cuz babe the horse destroyed yours not mine…" "NOOO Brittany look in the bag there's more." Brittany flipped the bag upside down shaking it out onto the bed until a pamphlet fell out of the bag. It was a pamphlet explaining all the features in a Luxury RV. She again just cocked her head to the side staring at her wife. "OH WAIT! Oh wait no!" Brittany gasped. "Oh yes ma'am you didn't think I was going to let you and Mercedes go on a North American tour and miss out on family time and seeing your kids for 12 weeks did you?" Santana smirked. "YOU BOUGHT A LUXURY RV SO YOU COULD TRAVEL WITH ME ON TOUR!?" Brittany was in shock. "I told you not to yell." Santana shushed her wife as she peered over in the corner to make sure Buzz was still knocked out. "Like you and the kids? Following me show to show? Honey is that a good idea taking them out of the house for that long? We agreed I would fly home every other weekend and you said you would facetime me and…" Santana cut her off with a kiss. "In the big scheme of things what's more important Britt? Me keeping their schedule and keeping them in this house or me keeping their beloved mommy in their daily life? " "Oh my god oh my god! I don't have to miss a moment? Buzz wont roll over or sit up without me knowing?" Brittany was practically crawling up into Santana's lap now. "What if why you're away Buzz learns to roll over and Valerie learns a new word or finally pees in the toilet. I couldn't bear it to have you miss any of that babe. It was all my fears from when I was going to go on tour and I just I can't." Santana was looking over at the crib not at Brittany when she finished speaking. "Thank you Santana. Thank you. You're sure this is all going to work? Do I need to help with any planning?" Brittany was going into her mommy planner mode. "Nope! Tina and Sugar have already cleared their schedules and are going to come too to help me because god knows you'll be actually working sometimes right? Tina is going to drive days, Sugar nights and I am going to just lounge around like the Diva Ma I am." Santana was so proud of her plan. "Can I see it? Where is it? How did you hide this?" Santana shook her head as she replied with "A lady never reveals her secrets." Brittany pounced on her kissing her up and down her neck and into her cleavage. "Wait Wait Wait Wait" Santana sprinted from the bed over to where Buzz was and began to gently lift his sleeping body from his crib. "My god she's doing it!" Brittany said in shock as she watched her wife slowly move out of their room and down the hall into his never before used nursery. Santana didn't even hesitate as she placed him down in the other crib, tucked his cheerio's blanket around him, flipped on the Fischer Price fish tank night light, cracked his door and came back to their room. Shutting their door gently she flipped the switch on the baby monitor and then placed herself back on the bed, "You may resume."
Hours later in the quiet of the morning light Brittany rolled over in search of her wife, once she found her she snuggled into her side inhaling the sweet scent of Santana. Wait a second, she opened her eyes, "You just couldn't resist!" Brittany didn't even know why she was so surprised. "He's too little! The nursery is too far." Santana whispered as she gently stroked his back. "Fine fine fine your right, as long as I still gets my sexy times." Brittany kissed Santana's head then leaned down and kissed Buzz's fuzzy head, where he of course was lying on his Ma's chest snuggled up snug as a bug in a rug. "Hey San" "hmmmmm" "I have the best idea" "NO go to bed Brittany."