Welcome back to the amazing 'This cant be right!'

Warning, through out the years (the story's years! Not ours...hopefully), it may get darker!

Hey guy :p thanks for the reviews! Life's been busy but i manege to squeeze you guys in ^^ The lord MoldyButt is a ref to the show 'The grim adventures of Billy and Mandy' :p i wanted to see if anybody noticed :)

I think that Ron couldn't guess due to him being in a wizard family. So instead of space and stuff they would be looking at magical creatures...But Hermione is a different story so you will have to wait and see

I'm re-reading the harry potter books just for you :) SO BE HAPPY ABOUT IT!

I don't like this chapter, but it plays a key element.

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Not many things entered that deep into the forest. The ones that did were either very strong and brave or were lost. He was leaning toward lost with this green creature. Now...Who was 'he'? Well only a few knew 'What' he is. He was a Miclak. The were medium sized creatures with long bodies, legs, and a tail. It had short, shiny black hair. Its head was like a dogs only a longer snout and its ears were up and longer...like a rabbit! It had watched the green creature with interest, that was saying a lot. Miclaks lived thousands of years. This one was 7150 years, and though out those years many wars had come and gone. The war that was happening didn't concern him so planned on he staying out. But this thing. It clearly wasn't human, it smelled...like metal and something he hadn't ever smelled before. He followed the green thing for a while. He was about to make himself known when "Zim!" Zim...so that's what the creatures name was...The Miclak watched as the grounds keeper and the creature left...This war may be of interest as of yet.

"Zim! I have an idea of whats going on?" Hermione whispered to Zim as the 4 hurried to class. "Hmm yes, yes that's fascinating" "What is it Hermione?" Harry asked. "Ill tell you after class in the library!" Zim sighed. 'Come on! We're late for class!" They had flying...Zim wasn't the best flier, but he was decent once you made him get on the broom (He kept refusing to get on inferior equipment). Harry still flew only he did it from a distance since he was far ahead. "Now halt"

"Man, that flying was boring!" Ron complained as he, Harry, and Zim went to meet Hermione in the library. Zim was getting feed up with this guy, he was as bad as Dib-Filch. "So Harry, You remember seeing ... you know who drinking the unicorns blood" Harry nodded "Well, Having your life supported by blood isn't a good life now is it?" "Unless your a vampire" Ron chirped in. "Or yes that, anyway...wouldn't it be easier if you found an item to make you immortal?" "Yeah" "Now put 2 to 2 together, the door, snape, you know who..." Harrys eyes widened as he saw what it meant. "So the dog is guarding something that can make someone immortal, and Snape's trying to get it too bring it to Voldemort!" Harry whispered, Hermione nodded. "Harry! Dont say his name!" Run hushed. "Oh sorry" So moldybutts name was really Voldemort...Zim sighed. "So what can make someone immortal" Rin asked. "I did some research" Of coarse you did Hermione thought zim "And 2 items came up...the blood of a dragon mized with a unicorns blood and the brains of a troll that was mixed under a blue moon" Ron looked disgusted. "Happens more then you think...and the other one...something called 'The Philosopher's Stone'

YES! Im still alive! Im going to a camp for 3 days though and im busy also :/ But ill try to be faster! I promise!

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