Hey everyone! Well, I'm finally back with this. I'm sorry I have not written sooner. You see, I've been having a lot of trouble with this. Writers block... I hope you all enjoy this one. Not one of my bests but, hey I'm trying!!!! OH! And I've found some more characters I can use too. So yes, I'm gonna at least try and use all the Sonic characters ever created, and there's a lot.. damn it.. o well..
First up Tikal
Narrator: Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars. Tikal the Echidna, she secretly molests her chaos.
Tikal: What?! How could you say such a thing! I would never!
Narrator: Oh? Are you sure? Because I have it all on tape.
Tikal: How could you have it on tape when I never even touched my friends that way!
Narrator: I saw it myself, and it was you. It shows you walking out at night to the chaos and started molesting them.
Tikal: Thats a bunch of bull and you know it! Your just trying to embarress me!
Narrator: Me? Oh no... your embarrassing yourself. The more you deny, the more your humiliating yourself.
Tikal: I am telling the truth! I do not molest. YOUR the one who is lying, and should stop now before YOU embarress YOURSELF!
Narrator: -Chuckles-
Tikal: Whats so funny?
Narrator: Your embarrassing yourself right now..
Tikal: -Looks back at the crowd who is watching her every move- -blushes- I'm not embarrassed!
Narrator: Your blushing...
Tikal: I said I'm not embarrassed! Why would I be embarrased? Being embarrassed is well... embarrassing, and... I'm just NOT embarrassed!
Narrator: I feel sorry for you already...
Tikal: I'm serious! I'm not embarrassed! Look I'll prove it to you. -looks at the crowd- HI EVERYONE! MY NAME IS TIKAL AND I'M NOT EMBARRASSED!!!
Audiance: ...
Narrator: Wow.. your starting to scare me now...seriously...
Tikal: -Sits down on the floor and holds knees- I'm not afriad. I'm not afriad. I'm not afriad. I'm not afriad.
Narrator: uhh... you alright...?
Tikal: I'M NOT AFRIAD! -Picks up chair and throws it across the room- I'M NOT AFRIAD!!!!
Narrator: Holy crap! She's gone coocoo! Guards!
-Guards come running out and pin Tikal down to the floor-
Tikal: NOT AFRIAD! NOT AFRIAD! NOT AFRIAD! -Pushes the guards off, and grabs one of them and threw him into the crowd-
Guard: Ahh! -Crash-
-The audience starts screaming and runs out the door. Tikal jumps down off the stage and runs after them-
Tikal: Come back! I'm not afriad! I wish to prove it to you!!!!
-Silence-
Narrator: Wow, I never thought I was actually capable of making someone snap! Good job me! Now you know... Tikal the echidna... IF ANYONE IS EVEN HERE!
I do not know why I made her snap like that all of a sudden.. Hope you all like that one.. lol. Next Up Chaos...
Narrator: Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars. Chaos the..er..blob, he-
Chaos: I ain't no blob bitch! I'm a wata demon!
Narrator: Whatever! Chaos the water demon, he-
Chaos: What you doin up there anyway!? Why don't you come down here...
Narrator: Risk getting hurt? No way! Now would you let me say what I'm gonna say!
Chaos: Yeah, yeah, whatevaa...
Narrator: Thank you... Chaos the water demon, he's a rude ass faggot.
Chaos: What you say!?
Narrator: You heard me!
Chaos: Why don't you come donw here and say dat to ma face!
Narrator: Naa.. I don't really feel like it..
Chaos: Bitch, don't make me come up dere an cap yo ass.
Narrator: How can you? You don't even know who, and where I am.
Chaos: Oh, I'll find you! Find you and bitch slap you!
Narrator: Come and get me...
Chaos: I will! Damn, where he at...
Narrator: Whats taking ya? Oh, thats right.. you can't find me...
Chaos: Fuck you! I'll find yo ass!
Narrator: Hahahahaha!
Chaos: Whats so funny?
Narrator: The way your talking. You sound like a retard. Learn to talk correctly and get a education, or you'll spend your whole life working in a fast food restuarant.
Chaos: Why you (bleep) peice of (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) loser!
Narrator: Well, its about time someone got a blocker. Jeez, this guys can't stop swearing..
Chaos: (bleep) you (bleep)!
Narrator: Haha! I didn't even know you were black. All you guys are so retarded. They think they rule against us white people, but the truth is we're the ones who rule!
Chaos: You raciest piece of.. (bleep)! If ony I can find you! Gonna cap yo ass!
Narrator: White power! White power! White power! White power! White power!
Chaos: SHUT YO ASS UP!
Narrator: Wooot! I've never had soo much fun is my life! I should consider joining the KKK.
Chaos: WHAT! Motha fucka! DEAD! Ya hear me Bitch DEAD!
Narrator: Hey, whats goin on Bill? I thought you blocked his curses?
Bill: Malfunction, sir.
Narrator: Ugh...
Chaos: Bitch ass piece of shit! Gonna smoke yo white ass when I find you! You stupid peice of shit! I'll find you! I'LL FIND YOU!
Narrator: Good luck with that... Now you know Chaos the blob.
Chaos: WATA DEMON!
Narrator: Whateva...
Well, I hope you like that one. Don't get mad at me for making him act black. Don't call me raciest either because I'm half white, half black. This is only to try and be funny, which I hope you all did like it... If you find it too negative and raciest tell me alright. I don't wanna get anyone angry...
Next after is Silver and Blaze.
Other characters: Bokkun, Decoe, Maria, Bark, Bean, Chocola, Chris T, Cosmo, E-102 Gamma, E-123 Omega, Emeral, Fang, Gerald Robotnick, Heavy/Bomb, Jet, Julie-sue, Manic, Metal Sonic, Mighty, Mina, Ray, Sally, Scratch/Grounder, Sonia, and Storm.
Any others please tell! After Silver and Blaze will be Sally and Julie-sue. Heheheheheheehhahahahahahahahahhahah!!! I will defidently enjoy that one!