1This chapter, like all the volumes of the manga, will have character profiles. Since their personal info has already been released, I will be stating the role of each person in the story. If I reveal too much, please tell me!

"Hey! The beginning area is to be covered by me, Nadja Orumuzuto!"

Oh yeah. The annoying Goddess will also be appearing at the beginning.

"I'm not annoying!" Pulls a string. Rock falls on my head.

Ow.

"Well, I hope you enjoy chapter seven!"

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Chapter Seven: When This anime is licensed in America... What? It is?

"Aw, ouch..."

Hayate awoke to find himself in incredible pain. There used to be a large piece of glass sticking out of his leg. Now there were bandages. 'What happened to me?' Hayate was covered in bandages. 'Oh yeah. I got into an unbelievable fight with a stone dude yesterday.' Well, if he hadn't pushed himself, he would have had at least enough energy to stand up but...

"Urrrgh, ow. I can't feel anything. I can't move. All I feel is pain." He couldn't even feel the hospital bed he was in, let alone stand up.

"Hospital bed? I'm in the Hospital?"

"No, you are in the medical wing of the Sanzenin mansion."

Hayate struggled to look up to see who it was. The voice was Maria's. He couldn't get up. All he could do was stare up at the ceiling. "Maria-san?"

"Yes, Hayate-kun?"

"Am I going to die?"

Maria looked shocked at the question, but of course Hayate couldn't see. She gave him a nervous smile. "Um, with the amount of damage your body sustained, if you were going to die, you would have died hours ago."

"Oh. That's a relief." Sighed Hayate. He asked, "Is Ojo-sama in this room? Or anywhere near it?"

"No. She still doesn't trust you. Even if you're on the verge of death."

"Oh." Hayate sighed again. Of course she isn't here. She doesn't remember you.

Hayate remained quiet for a moment. He started to regain feeling in his body. He felt cold. Then he realized he wasn't wearing anything!

"OH MY GOD! Where are my clothes?"

Maria face turned a bright pink as she said "They were covered in blood, so they're being washed."

"Oh yeah. I was dying." Said Hayate.

After this sudden realization, Hayate also turned red. "Don't worry Hayate-kun. THAT area is also bandaged." The embarrassed maid had said. 'That's strange. I don't feel any pain down there...' "It's bandaged because there are two women in this house." 'Oh. Wait, how did she know what I was thinking?' "It's written all over your face." 'Damn. I need better control over my thoughts.' "Indeed, you do."

Ok, Hayate was scared. How much did she do this? Did she do it all the time? If she did she would know what he is thinking right now.

"'I can feel her eyes on me. It's really embarrassing.' Is that what you were thinking?"

Ok. How did she do that?

Ignoring the question, Hayate smelled something. It smelled like soup. He didn't know what kind, but it was soup alright.

Maria knew he smelled the soup and asked, "Would you like some?"

Hayate tried to nod but he couldn't. "Yes."

"Ok."

Hayate felt two hands lifting him up. Warm hands lifting him up from his back. His face turned even more red. He could feel his face burning. His body tingled with ecstacy.

Maria felt the same way. She was feeling his back. Hayate's soft back. She pulled him closer to her, her face, a deep crimson color. She didn't even know how close he was until both of their foreheads were touching! She blushed even more if it was possible, and quickly turned away.

Hayate was disappointed. So was Maria. They each thought something big was going to happen, but they were unsure of each other's feelings at the time. They didn't want to offend each other. Other than that, they didn't exactly know how to do what they wanted to because of each of their dull, romance-less lives. If they don't know, I'll find someone to teach them somehow...

I really wanted something to happen though.

Hayate, after hearing what I just said, quickly sat up without thinking.

"WHAT THE-" He questioned me. He was cut off because something soft hit his face. Before he knew it, something pulled him and pressed something soft against his lips. Hayate opened his blue eyes. His eyes met hazel-brown eyes across from his. He looked down.

Oh snap, finally!

He was Kissing Maria! And to top it off, she was pulling him into her! Hayate didn't know what to think! Well, he didn't have enough time to think, because a certain blond-haired pig-tailed mistress walked in just as it was happening. Caught in the act. OH SNAP!

"I-I knew it Maria. You and this man are in that kind of relationship..."

As Maria's face couldn't get anymore red, she said "N-n-no! It's not like that! He came on to me!"

Hayate was still confused as hell. "But you were pulling me in!"

"That was only so you wouldn't fall and hurt yourself!"

You know, I could change Hayate's personality so that with women, he isn't so gullible, but that would change his entire character. So he's gonna remain gullible. :)

"Oh." Hayate said with a straight face. But even though his face was straight, there was a tinge of disappointment in his voice. Nobody noticed.

'So she doesn't really like me? Figures. I'm always making mistakes, so there's no way anybody would like-like me.'

Maria was thinking differently. 'Why did I say that? We could have had that kind of relationship! And what if he's thinking differently now? What if he was on the verge of falling for me and I totally blew it?'

He fell for you a long time ago.

"Well anyway... Since you two aren't going to say anything to me, I'll just leave you alone..." Nagi mischievously said. 'Those two already forgot, there are surveillance cameras in here! I'm gonna find out what really happened!'

Again, Hayate and Maria were alone. Maria sitting on the side of Hayate's bed, Hayate sitting on the other side. "Well, the doctor said that you have the highest recovery rate of any patient he's ever seen."

Hayate opened his eyes. "Huh? Really?"

"Yes. He said your wounds should be okay by tomorrow. This still doesn't mean they won't be there."

"Oh."

Quit changing the subject! I'm supposed to be the one changing anything here!

Oh well. Maria left Hayate alone so he could sleep till tomorrow. Of course, because of what happened today, he couldn't sleep. Next time, we'll be fighting against familiar looking defense attorneys, and their inability to defend clients, their honor, and even completely obviously innocent people!

Oh yeah... one more thing...

At the same time, a feminine woman in cloak, with her face covered by a hood, disappeared from the mansion. "Mission complete."

Back at the unknown location... Twelve figures resided at the dark room, at the long table again.

The voice spoke. "Ryumon Salomon. Tomorrow he will come to your law office. I hope you are prepared for him."

The only man with his hood down raised his head. He had messy purple hair, square shaped glasses and red eyes. He spoke. "Yes I am fully prepared. He won't know what hit him." He disappeared.

The voice spoke. "Eleven. Have you figured out his weakness?"

The feminine cloaked figure spoke. "Yes. It is not only his weakness toward women, but also..." She says the next part so subtle, that it cannot be heard. "I looked deep into his heart and found that out."

"I see. Exactly as I thought."

A currently unknown figure spoke. "Well if you already knew, why did you have us check?"

"Three. I only said as I thought. I didn't say I knew. If it turned out that his weaknesses were other than what I expected, than my entire plan would change. Now it can proceed without fail."

"First of all, why is a weakness to women helpful?"

The voice explained. "Not only is he slightly airheaded when talking to women, when protecting a woman he cares about, he gains strength. The opposite is the truth. If he CAN NOT protect a women he cares about, If there were in, say, A Hostage Situation, then the Combat Butler will be powerless to our demands."

"But what about the other one?"

"All in good time."

All but number eleven disappeared. "Master, you said you wanted to confront the Combat Butler, right?"

"... Yes that is correct." Said the voice as if he knew exactly where this conversation was going.

"Well, that means that you expect all of us to fail for him to get here, right?"

"... That is also correct."

"Why not just bring him here right now?"

The voice didn't speak for a full five minutes before answering. "First of all, it is fun to see him suffer. Second of all, If I immediately brought him here, I wouldn't be able to utilize his weakness."

"I see." Said Eleven. She promptly disappeared.

The voice spoke alone. "It is more than just I who is behind this. A bigger threat is behind it. I am only the stopping point, where he is destined to fail."

Three was standing behind a pillar in the room. 'I knew something bigger was happening... but what?'

"Number three. I know you're there."

The cloaked figure known as three came out from the shadows, as if HE knew that was going to happen. "So a bigger threat, huh? Why weren't we informed?"

"You simply didn't need to know. As I said before, I am the one who is destined to make him fail."

"What if he doesn't?"

"... Then nothing will change. He will just be hounded by people who are out of his league."

"Well, what about when everyone remembers him in about a month?"

"That will not happen. I overcharged the Reverse Amnesia Hammer. It's effects won't stop until he's hit with it again."

"You know, if he defeats you, he could very well get that hammer."

"Impossible. To be able to figure out where we are AND defeat all thirteen of you would take up half a year according to my plan."

"So?"

"The date Is July 6th, 2008. The Reverse Amnesia Hammer Is one of the most dangerous artifacts in history. It's immense power can only be awakened every Decade, the first day of the year. It's power is sealed by the beginning of the next year. Half a year will pass before he comes here, leaving him out of time..."

"So that was why you told us not to make a move until a couple of days ago..."

"Precisely. You now understand the gist of my plan, so I bid you, adieu."

Three vanished. Who and what would want Hayate gone? Keep reading to find out!

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Nagi-chan, and Hayate's

Butler Network!

"Hayate, I can't stand this story!"

"Why is that Ojo-sama?"

"The writer makes it so that we, the characters in this story, don't even know what the other character is thinking when a gag is involved making fun of the story itself, like the butler network!"

That is so that you won't get jealous.

"Huh? Jealous of what?"

'Hayate doesn't know, which means he must not like Maria in that way after all!'

"Well, we're the Nagi and Hayate from the regular story. We will be appearing to give commentary at the end of the story."

"Huh? We only commented on one thing Ojo-sama!"

"Better wait till next week!"

Both at the same time: "Bye Bye!"

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Preview

Ah... A cool summer day. A nice day to relax.

Hayate: This is no time to relax! We need to find out why nobody remembers me!

Wataru: Maybe I can help.

Hayate: Wataru-kun? I thought because you didn't remember, you wouldn't help!

Wataru: Just cause I don't remember, doesn't mean I'm heartless!

Maria: That's right!

Saki: Don't be so quick to judge Waka!

Hayate: 'It's as if the entire cast turned against me...'

Hayate: Next time on Wasuremasu Hayate Forgotten: What the-! I didn't invite the porcupine!

Maria: It'll be a lot more chaotic, so buckle your seatbelts!

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Profiles can wait till next chapter. I'm pooped. There will also be another segment in the profiles because of a new... It's a secret! Well, I hope you liked this chapter, and look forward to the next! Please rate and review!