"Quack!"

Bam!

"Another duck?" I asked myself, holstering the smoking gun.

"Donald!" Sora cried out, rushing to the dead duck's side.

Oh yeah! Chapter 8!

"Listen, kid, I did the guy a favor, do you have ANY idea how bad Y. Pestis is? It's the freakin' plague, for crying out loud. That's no way to go."

"You killed him!" Sora accused me with a scowl.

"Killed this guy too," I said, tossing the freshly-dug up corpse of Geppetto.

"Ah! Geppetto!" Sora exclaimed, reeling back from the morbid sight before him and covering his face and noise.

"Yeah, he is a little fresh," I admitted.

Flies and things buzzed around Geppetto's face and hands.

"Gawrsh, Jiminy, I'm scared." Goofy cowered behind his hat.

I drew my gun and aimed it at the walking train-wreck (Notice I didn't point?)

Sora stood in the way, and outstretched his arms.

I raised an eyebrow.

"He's with me."

I holstered my gun and we were taken to the party swap menu.

After cycling over and removing peking duck from the party for the world exclusive Deadpool, (Who was level 99 by the way.) We confirmed the changes and were taken back into the game world.

Donald's corpse disappeared along with the menu. I picked up Geppetto's dead body and deposited it in front of the door to Woodcarver Village.

…..

…..

Wouldn't you know it? I was wrong, this ISN'T Metal Gear Solid. The door stayed closed.

The End.