Duke's Bloopers!

Hello everybody! I am so so sorry that it has taken me so long to update this story, but I had no ideas for Duke's Bloopers at all recently. But at last, this chapter is ready for reading. But first, to respond to a few reviews.

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Now, I think we're ready to begin this latest (and incredibly late) chapter of Yu-Gi-Oh! Bloopers! I own nothing! And when I say nothing, I mean nothing!

'Come on, come on, come on! Whose bloopers are next?!' asked Joey eagerly. Yami scrolled through the files and smiled. 'Stop bouncing in your seat Joey! Next to suffer is...Duke Devlin!' he announced. 'Oh yeah! Roll the clip!' shouted Joey. Yami pressed the button.

BEEP!

Duke Bloopers

Season 1 Episode 46

Yugi, Joey, Tristan and Tea walked into the classroom to see Duke Devlin showing off to a crowd of admiring girls. Duke came over to them.

'Yugi Moto. I've heard all about your Droolist Kingdom- Droolist? Sorry!' spluttered Duke. Joey and Tristan giggled. 'Okay, let me do that again.' said Duke.

BEEP!

Joey was changed into his dog costume. Duke was now flicking dice at Joey's head. 'You're a dog now- you don't say 'ouch', you say 'woof, woof'.' said Duke, flicking another dice, which missed Joey and flew off set.

'OW!' yelled a voice.

Kaiba came stomping on set, clutching his forehead. 'Alright, who threw that dice at me?' he demanded. Duke went pale. Suddenly he was off set, running for his life! 'Get back here, you weasel!' yelled Kaiba, chasing after him. 'Run away!' screamed Duke.

Season 1 Episode 47

Duke and Yami were about to play Dungeon Dice Monsters. Duke was explaining the rules to Yami. He rolled his three dice. 'The star shaped crests are summoning crests, and since I've rolled two of them, I can summon-mon-mon a monster. Can I start again? 'Summon-mon-mon a monster' doesn't sound very professional.' said Duke. 'Alright from the top!' called the director.

BEEP!

Duke rolled his dice and summoned yet another monster. He destroyed one of Yami's heart crests. He laughed happily and started dancing to celebrate. 'I'm bringin' sexyback! You know, you know, don't know how to act!' he sang, dancing around his podium and wiggling his ass. Suddenly- phht!- a dart hit Duke in the neck and he fell unconsious!

'Thank you.' said Kaiba, passing the shooter back to the prop manager.

Season 2 Episode 76

Tristan and Serenity were being chased by Marik's Rare Hunters and were know cornered in an alleyway. One of them had grabbed Serenity by the arm, when suddenly a die hit the Rare Hunter on the forehead. 'And there's more than that you pervert.' said Duke. 'Cut!' called the director. 'Duke, this is 4Kids, you can't say 'pervert.' said Tristan. 'I know that Tristan. But if you think I'm gonna let one of these robed freaks grab my Serenity, then you're sorely mistaken!' answered Duke. 'Hey! She's not your Serenity! She's mine!' yelled Tristan. 'We'll see about that!' shouted Duke. The two boys started fighting each other, Serenity making a run for it when suddenly-

Phht! Phht!

Two more darts hit both Tristan and Duke, knocking them both unconcious. 'And bullseye! Excellent shot little brother!' said Kaiba, ruffling Mokuba's hair. Mokuba smiled and took a bow.

Season 1 Episode 77

Tristan, Serenity and Duke were searching for the others. Tristan had told a duelist to take a hike and turned to Duke and Serenity. They were supposed to be holding hands- but they were kissing! Tristan fainted in shock. 'Duke, you little- let me at 'em! I'm gonna kill him!' yelled Joey, trying to run but Yugi and Kaiba were holding him back. 'It's cool. We've got this.' said Rebecca. She and Mokuba were holding large buckets of water...

Suddenly Duke and Serenity were drenched in icy cold water! 'You little monkeys! Come here the both of you so I can kill you!' roared Duke. Mokuba and Rebecca looked at each other and grinned. 'You'll have to catch us first!' said Mokuba to Duke before he and Rebecca ran for it! 'Get back here!' yelled Duke, running after them. 'Run for it Mokuba!' called Kaiba.

Season 2 Episode 80

The gang, along with Mai Valentine were on their way to the Battle City Finals, when they ran into the famous Hollywood actor, Jean-Claude Magnum who wanted to marry Mai. 'Why would Mai want to duel this guy?' asked Tristan. 'Don't forget that Jean-Claude Magnum is a haiku expert. What? No! Damnit! He's a kung-fu expert! Note to self- learn my script!' said Duke. The others just laughed. 'What is a haiku anyway?' asked Duke.

Season 2 Episode 84

Yugi had just defeated Bakura in the first round of the Battle City Finals. Bakura was badly injured and the gang had just put him to bed in his room. 'He needs rest, but we need to land this chimp- blimp. I'm sorry.' said Duke, covering his face with his hands. Everyone spluttered with giggles. 'Ooh, ooh, ooh! I am Duke Devlin! And I am a chimp! Ooh, ooh, ooh!' said Tristan, smacking his lips and jumping around like a monkey. 'And I thought Wheeler was a monkey!' said Kaiba.

Season 2 Episode 85

Tristan and Duke were on top of the blimp, looking around the dueling arena. 'There's nothing up here but hot hair- all of it coming from you.' said Duke. 'Really? You really think my hair is hot?' asked Tristan in surprise. 'No, your hair is just like a giant brown arrow. I meant to say hot air.' answered Duke. 'My hair is not like a giant brown arrow! You're one to talk with all those black darts in your hair!' snapped Tristan. The two erupted in a fight.

Mokuba and Rebecca watched on the sidelines. 'I never knew boys could be so vain.' said Rebecca. 'Well those two are anyway- especially about their hair.' answered Mokuba. 'Are you vain about your hair Mokuba?' asked Rebecca. 'Becky, you don't know how loud I scream everyday whenever Seto brushes my hair!' grinned Mokuba.

BEEP!

Duke and Tristan had both slipped and were now hanging on for dear life on the side of the blimp! Duke was in the most trouble. 'Hhmmm, nice view. Hey, I can see my house from here!' he said, grinning. 'You're crazy Devlin.' said Tristan, looking down at his friend/opponent for Serenity's heart.

Season 2 Episode 92

Mai had just been sent to the Shadow Realm by Marik and was watching everybody playing on the beach. Duke was lounging in a rubber ring. Suddenly he was pulled down underwater. He jumped back up again and smirked at Tristan who was emerging from the water. Duke started to get out of the water when everybody started laughing. 'Duke- look down!' said Yugi. Duke obliged- and quickly wrapped the rubber ring around himself. His trunks were gone! 'Looking for these?' asked Tristan, waving Duke's swimming trunks around. 'Turn the camera off.' said Kaiba, covering the lens with his hand.

BEEP!

Yami stopped the videos. Joey had tears of laughter running down his face. 'That was amazin'!' he said happily. 'And there's more to come.' added Yami. 'Get your computer ready then Yami! Bloopers- here we come!' grinned Joey.

To Be Continued! Next chapter...Marik's Bloopers! I'll try my best to update sooner than last time, I promise. Until next time- R&R!