Total Tortimer Island

by MichaelS2018

A series based on the Total Drama series, but starring Animal Crossing characters. Twenty-two villagers are stranded on a very large island of Tortimer. Tortimer hosts the series. They will compete for challenges. One villager will be voted off, and go home with nothing. In the end, only one villager will win one million Bells.

7. Rover, King of the rock

Total Tortimer Island

Episode V - Rover, King of the rock

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[Screen appears. In the dock, Tortimer appears.]

TORTIMER

Last time, on Total Tortimer Island...

[Series of flashbacks from the previous episode]

TORTIMER

The villagers went to the wild west carnival for three rounds. In the first round, Cyrus had shot down my 100 point target, and the Reset Buccaneers has won an advantage. In the second round, K. K. Slider was too busy to play lasso, and played the guitar, as Michelle tempted him to go play. In the end, Kicks ended up in the Quick Draw competition by spraying Mr. Resetti with his scent, and shot him with a cork gun. Back in Tortimer Island, at the campfire ceremony, Nook's Lucky Cats had decided to vote Harriet, one of their members, a barber. Mr. Resetti threated, and sent her to the cannon of losers.

[In the Present day...]

TORTIMER

What have happen to the interns to do bad things? What happen to Celeste? Answers right now on TOTAL... DRAMA... ISLAND!

[On the title, camera zooms out twice, fade to black, and opening sequence.]

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Sequence 2 - Wednesday - Week 2

[In Nook's Lucky Cats' cabin...]

ISABELLE

Ah! What a beautiful morning. Let's go get breakfast.

[Isabelle exits the cabin. Mr. Resetti pops out of the hole.]

MR. RESETTI

Isabelle!

ISABELLE

What, Mr. Resetti?

MR. RESETTI

I finally got rid of Harriet the poodle. Because her hair got messy, I'm in charge of that Mayor's sidekick.

ISABELLE

Sidekick?

MR. RESETTI

I lost my brother. Now, I will teach you not to reset the game.

[Suddenly, the ground in the beach shakes, and two statues of Tortimer fall down.]

TORTIMER

NO!

[Brewster, and his interns are having consequences.]

GULLIVER

We are sick of being your slaves.

BENEDICT

That's right.

GULLIVER

We are not about to stick around for another season of your sick jokes, and twisted challenges.

BENEDICT

Yes.

GULLIVER

We quit! No matter what our contracts say we're going to hijack your boat, and leave. You treat me like a slave.

TORTIMER

But, you are a slave.

GULLIVER

Come on, guys. We're leaving.

PORTER

Anchors aweigh!

[Porter sails away with Tortimer's interns.]

TORTIMER

They can't leave yet.

[All the villagers see the statues fall down, they exit the cabins, and go to Tortimer at the beach.]

LOTTIE

Tortimer, what is going on?

TORTIMER

Well, all my interns just left, and my statue is broken. So, time for a challenge.

TOM NOOK

What? I didn't even do any sleep or food.

CELESTE

Yeah, Tortimer, no one is even in three days.

TORTIMER

Nope. Still not caring.

ROVER

You better care, because she needs food.

MICHELLE

Yeah, and so do the rest of us.

TORTIMER

Well, right before my interns quit, they found where I stashed the food before we abandon the island.

K. K. SLIDER

Really? Can we have some?

TORTIMER

Yep.

K. K. SLIDER

Yes.

TORTIMER

If you win today's challenge.

BRAD

You got to be kidding me.

[In Brad's confession camera...]

BRAD

I don't know why Tortimer wanted me to do this lame show anyway. Being the head chef was just as boring as being a camper, except the food is better on my end back then. Unlike now, before he literally paid me to make the food awful, and if I have to hear another word for Reese, Mr. Resetti, Isabelle, Kapp'n, or especially Digby, I'm going to punish everyone for failing.

[In reality...]

DIGBY

Sister, what are we going to do?

TORTIMER

I hate everyone. Told you. Your specific contract won't allow you to punish.

ISABELLE

Wait. How are you threating to my brother?

TORTIMER

Isabelle, I don't tell you how to run a town hall in the city. So, don't tell me how to prove the logic of the show.

TOM NOOK

So, what's the challenge for the dark side?

TORTIMER

Well, first is a bowling challenge, in which each of you will take turns taking a ball, and throwing it the furthest. The team with the most points at the end, wins an advantage in the next part of the challenge.

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Sequence 3

[In the forest...]

TORTIMER

Each of you will take turns during your ball into one of five sections.

MICHELLE

Tortimer, don't do the villagers have to see two other villagers out to balance out of the themes?

TORTIMER

That's right. Sit to be brave, guys.

BRAD

Lottie, and Mabel will sit out.

LOTTIE

Says who?

BRAD

Status update; you are not participating.

LOTTIE

I'll take it.

MABEL

Well, I'm sitting out now.

BRAD

I can't explain how badly I want to slap you in the face right now.

TORTIMER

Okay, with that said, and done, let's go on with the challenge.

[Tortimer shows the bowling game.]

TORTIMER

Okay, first up with bowling balls are Lyle, and Tom Nook.

TOM NOOK

Let's go, I'm ready.

LYLE

You spoil everything for showring to win.

TOM

That's because I have a shower in two weeks.

TORTIMER

Let's throw.

[Tom throws on five, and Lyle throws on four.]

LYLE

Come on, that was a cheap move.

TORTIMER

Up next are Reese, and Cyrus.

[Reese throws on four, and Cyrus throws on two.]

TORTIMER

Okay, Nook's Lucky Cats scored nine, and the Reset Buccaneers scored six. Up next, we have Timmy, and Redd.

[Redd throws on one, and Timmy throws on five.]

REDD

Darn it!

BRAD

This is getting bad right now.

TORTIMER

Next up is, Brad, and Michelle.

BRAD

The manliness is seeping out of you, Brad. I'm shaking my boots.

[Michelle throws on three, and Brad throws on five.]

TORTIMER

Okay, we got the lucky cats in the lead with fifteen, and the buccaneers following close to fourteen. Up next is Rover, and Isabelle.

ROVER

This one's for you, Tommy.

[Rover throws on one, and Isabelle throws on two. 15-17]

BRAD

Still better than Rover. So, I can't complain.

TORTIMER

Up next is Tommy, and Digby.

[Digby throws on four, and Tommy throws on one. 21-16]

DIGBY

Yes.

TORTIMER

Now it's K. K. Slider, and Kapp'n. If you ever show up.

KAPP'N

I'm right here, buckle.

TORTIMER

Guess not.

[K. K. Slider, and Kapp'n throw on one respectively.]

TORTIMER

So, both teams get a point. Finally, we have Kicks, and Mr. Resetti. Right now, Nook's Lucky Cats with twenty-two points, and the Reset Buccaneers with seventeen points.

KICKS

It doesn't matter what I do. We're going to lose.

MR. RESETTI

This is for my brother, skunk shoemaker. You are going down.

[Kicks throws on five, and Mr. Resetti throws on one.]

TORTIMER

And that said, Nook's Lucky Cats win advantage with twenty-three points.

MR. RESETTI

That's good. Now, SCRAM!

MICHELLE

Oh, geez! This is all your fault!

[Michelle slaps Rover.]

ROVER

OW! You're hurting me.

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Sequence 4

LOTTIE

So, what's the challenge?

MICHELLE

Probably something crazy.

LOTTIE

Mayor Michelle, you always know what to say.

[In Lottie's confession camera...]

LOTTIE

Michelle is a tricky one. She's conniving, and cunning. If she's going to start pulling troops from the other side, she's got another thing coming.

[In reality...]

LOTTIE

Hey, Timmy, I know you want Timmy. Right?

TIMMY

It wouldn't anything.

LOTTIE

Then meet him seize the day. He could be all yours. But, darn, I just remembered that pesky mayor is in your way.

TIMMY

Yeah. Let's do the mayor is always in my way.

LOTTIE

If you really want Tommy, just take him when the time is right. You can trust me. Michelle is the least of your problems, right now, followed closely by your gut.

TIMMY

Hey.

LOTTIE

I'm just saying. Lay off the candies for a while.

[Lottie walks away. Later...]

TORTIMER

Welcome to the next challenge. For the rest of the day, you'll be my servants. First thing I want you to do is to fix the statue that the interns destroyed it. Nook's Lucky Cats' advantage is that half of their statue is still intact.

MR. RESETTI

Wait. So, we're like slaves now.

TORTIMER

Yep. I can make you do whatever I want.

REDD

No, I only worked with one villager; Tom Nook.

TORTIMER

Not anymore.

REDD

I refuse to serve anyone other than Tom Nook.

MABEL

Brad, do something.

BRAD

Tortimer, mess with the other team.

TORTIMER

Okay. Tom Nook, kiss Michelle.

TOM

No. What did you say, Redd?

REDD

Well, your lips is so tender. Michelle might hurt them.

TOM

Redd, attack the mess.

TORTIMER

Not so fast. As of right now, you are all my slaves. That means anybody a slave to another contestant is no longer there serving the time being.

REDD

No! Being Tom Nook's servant is my life.

TORTIMER

Then, I see, I suggest you change your lifestyle, dude.

CELESTE

Can we just get on with this challenge already? I'm getting heatstroke.

ROVER

No! Not heatstroke.

TOMMY

I know some heat we can stroke, Timmy.

TIMMY

No, Tommy.

TORTIMER

Okay, the first team to assemble my statue wins invincibility, and the delicious dinner of actual food. Your time starts now.

[Both teams begin to assemble the statue.]

CELESTE

Okay, guys here's the place.

CYRUS

You'll sit down with me, and rest. No plan.

CELESTE

Cyrus, I'm fine.

K. K. SLIDER

We got a long to work, Celeste.

ROVER

What we need is a fearless leader.

TOMMY

I will nominate Timmy.

ROVER

I don't make myself.

LYLE

I nominate K. K. Slider.

RESET BUCCANEERS

WHAT?!

[In K. K. Slider's confession camera...]

K. K. SLIDER

I knew someday these weaklings would see that I need it around here. Especially, now that my team's gone to lunch. Lyle is awesome. Not only does he want me to pursue Celeste, but he also wants me to be the team leader. I'm so making it to the final three.

[In Lyle's confession camera...]

LYLE

Of course, I don't want K. K. Slider as the leader. But, it's all a part of my plan. Don't you worry now.

[In reality...]

TIMMY

Okay, guys, let's start through some of the statue parts.

CYRUS

That's gross. Wait a minute, that's just a part of its face.

[In Timmy's confession camera...]

TIMMY

Oh. Burn!

[In reality, with Nook's Lucky Cats...]

BRAD

You guys seriously. This is too easy. We got this. So start assembling.

MR. RESETTI

I will after I can get a diamond.

[Mr. Resetti digs for a diamond.]

MABEL

That's beyond atrocious. Stop digging at once.

MR. RESETTI

I would, but it's so good to let it all out.

KAPP'N

I want to help.

BRAD

No, Kapp'n. You'll just crush the statue. Go sit over there with that thing.

REDD

It's me, Redd.

KAPP'N

Musical chairs. I got it.

DIGBY

Here, I can put this statue with vehicles.

TORTIMER

No vehicles needed.

DIGBY

Sorry.

LOTTIE

Come on, guys, here's the torso.

BRAD

Sit back down. You're a minor character this episode and plus no one even likes you. [To Mr. Resetti] Mr. Resetti, take this piece from Lottie, and put it on the statue.

MR. RESETTI

No way, I don't give a heck about that statue. I've got problems at the moment.

BRAD

I don't think you understand how bad of a situation you're in right now.

[In Mr. Resetti's confession camera...]

MR. RESETTI

Stubborn Brad. There's one thing he doesn't know and it said Resetti does what he wants.

[In reality, back with the Reset Buccaneers...]

TIMMY

What's whistle while you work?

MICHELLE

How about let's not.

[Timmy place another part of the statue.]

CELESTE

Guys, look. We're halfway done. You're right where Nook's Lucky Cats are at. We can still win this.

ROVER

As team leader, I've been waiting to stop working, and let Michelle finish.

CELESTE

Okay, two things. One, that wouldn't help anybody, and two, no one elected you team leader. Michelle is technically still the leader.

[In Celeste's confession camera...]

CELESTE

I don't know what Lyle said to Rover to think he's a big stuff. But, I got my eyes on both of them.

[In reality...]

KICKS

Celeste, sit down. That centers the pieces, and you could get severely hurt, and that would not be good for the reputation up in Wonder City. We have debate next month on the foreign policies...

[Celeste sees her revenge on Kicks knowing about crimes.]

KICKS

… I don't know-

CELESTE

Be quiet.

[Everyone is in shock.]

CELESTE

All my life, you have been protecting me from danger. All my life, I've been glory, and decent. And yet, all my life, I've been punished by a fat mole.

ROVER

I said, it's terrible.

CELESTE

You are almost useless as Cyrus. I don't need your help anymore. So please go away!

KICKS

I see. Well at all, I'll just get out of your way.

CELESTE

Thank you.

CYRUS

Come on look, we're almost done.

[Suddenly, Kicks has a stomachache.]

CELESTE

What's wrong, Kicks?

KICKS

I had a stomachache.

CELESTE

I'll help you.

[Back with Nook's Lucky Cats...]

BRAD

Come on. Just one more piece left.

MR. RESETTI

Uh-oh. I got a diamond.

BRAD

Hold it, you repulsive mole.

[Back with the Reset Buccaneers...]

CYRUS

Hurry, this is the last piece.

[Michelle grabs the last piece. Kicks begins to spray.]

KICKS

Here it is!

[Kicks sprays the Reset Buccaneers, falling all pieces.]

CYRUS

EW! Kicks, you've sprayed us.

[Mr. Resetti places the last piece on the top of the statue's head.]

MR. RESETTI

Yes! We did it! Now, SCRAM, Reset Buccaneers!

[Tortimer arrives.]

TORTIMER

Congratulations, Nook's Lucky Cats, you won back again.

BRAD

Yes!

TORTIMER

Also, in the Roost Cafeteria, there's a delicious food waiting for you. Enjoy. Also, you got a third win.

[Nook's Lucky Cats cheer.]

MR. RESETTI

That's for my brother!

TORTIMER

As for the rest of you, the Reset Buccaneers will lose a third member tonight. I'll see you at the campfire ceremony.

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Sequence 5

MICHELLE

I say we vote off Kicks, because he sprayed all of us, and we got skunked.

KICKS

I was wondering about an election. I will get rid of Rover.

CYRUS

You have got to be kidding.

[In Cyrus' confession camera...]

CYRUS

I know that there is one person who gets out tonight. That villager is Rover. Because he is going to be the team leader of hate. But I will just get rid of him right now.

[In reality, at the campfire ceremony...]

TORTIMER

Once again, you have failed for the third time. By the way, you voted, it was obvious who you wanted to go out.

KICKS

Crikey! That was awful.

TORTIMER

So, here we go. Candies go to Timmy, Tommy, Celeste, Cyrus, Lyle, K. K. Slider, and Michelle.

MICHELLE

That is too close.

TORTIMER

Kicks, Rover, this is the final candy bar. It goes to...

Kicks.

[Kicks grabs a candy bar.]

ROVER

What? You tried to make me the leader, but you got it all wrong.

KICKS

Rover, I'll spray you, if you don't leave. And don't forget to shine your shoes.

[In the dock of shame...]

TORTIMER

Sorry, Rover, because you wanted to be the leader, but all villagers threaten you, you are out of this game.

KICKS

I'll shine your shoes.

[Kicks shines Rover's shoes.]

TORTIMER

Any last words?

ROVER

I could be the mayor of Wonder City. You will be my slave.

[On 'slave', the cannon blasts Rover off from the island.]

TORTIMER

This is going to be more dramatic, now only eighteen left. What will happen next time? Will my interns come back? Find out next time on TOTAL... TORTIMER... ISLAND!

[The camera zooms out twice, fade to black, and credits roll.]

TO BE CONTINUED...