YO! How's life? Sorry if this chapter seems kinda weird. I'm kinda sleep/hunger deprived because of homework. And my moogle muse, Choco, is just floating around and randomly popping stuff into my head. Yes, my muse is named Choco. WHAT? YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?! Anyways...TIME TO PASS OUT COOKIES! Anybody who's reading this gets a Reno cookie. hands out cookies And Silver Spirit 101 gets another cookie hands out a Vincent cookie cuz he or she (I honestly don't know. Please don't be offended!) put me on his or her Favorite Authors list! YAY! throw confetti And uniFsky gets a Yuffie cookie, a chocolate cigarette (in honor of Cid), and a trophy with REVIEWER WHO REVIEWED THE MOST! I wonder why... Dread Pirate Sephy and Denzel Cool Boy get extra Reno cookies for reviewing. JessiciaO-O gets a Cait Sith cookie for putting this story on her favorites! And Silver Spirit 101. And last but not least, namelessanomoly gets a Red XIII cookie for putting this on (oh crap) his or her story alerts. And (again) Silver Spirit 101 and uniFsky. Don't you just love cookies? Maybe I should hand out candy instead...

Disclaimer: If I actually owned all the Final Fantasy stuff, do you really think I would be sitting here writing FANfics? notice the "fan" in fanfic.

Reeve called earlier this morning, and I hung up on him. It's waaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy too early to be taking any missions. But the bad thing is, he's been calling me nonstop ever since, and now I can't go back to sleep. Oh, screw this. I'll just pick up the goddamn phone.

"What the hell, Reeve? Do you have any (in idea what time it is? Somebody better be trying to destroy the world if you're calling me this early."

"Hello, Yuffie. I need you to go to the Temple of the Ancients and get some of Cait's old parts for me where he was destroyed."

"…Lemme get this straight. You want me to get out of bed at six o'clock in the morning, and go halfway around the world so that you can get parts for you damn porn puppet?"

"Disregarding the porn puppet part, yes."

"And why the hell would I do that?"

"Because I need some stuff that I stored on the first Cait Sith's memory, and it's very important. And I'm going to give you some nice materia if you go."

Ooh…materia…

"I'm almost convinced."

"You'll get paid. And I'll send Vincent with you, seeing he's still at the bar."

"Ah, fine then. You owe me!"

"Yes, yes, I know."

xXxXx

I'm standing outside of Vincent's door. Should I just go in or should I just knock? I guess since I'm feeling nice today, I'll knock.

SLAM SLAM SLAM.

"Wakey, wakey, Vincent!"

He's not getting up! Grrr…. He's going to regret ignoring the Great Ninja Yuffie!

"Vinnie! If you don't open this door in 5 seconds, I'm gonna break it and you'd have to get Tifa another door!"

Why isn't he opening the door?! I wake up at 6 in the morning, and this is how I get treated!

"5…4…3…2…1!"

BAM.

"Vincent! Wake your lazy ass up right now!

"Hn."

Fine, if he's going to be that way, I'm going to jump on his bed.

"Vinnie! bounce Wake bounce UP! bounce"

"Hnn."

"You had enough sleep in your stinkin' coffin! WAKE UP!!"

Finally! He got up. I never imagined Vincent, of all people, to be a person who would be really hard to wake up.

"Vinnie! You're finally awake! We have a mission!"

"…What?"

"Hey, you said something! Anyways, we gotta go to the Temple of the Ancients to get Cait's memory for Reeve!"

"…" Whooooaaa. I'm really glad I'm not Reeve right now. Vince looks PISSED. Which is really scary.

"Ehehehe…So…I'll see you downstairs! Hurry up and get ready!"

"…"

xXxXx

"Vinnie! Why the hell did you take so long?"

"…"

"It doesn't take that long to get dressed!"

"…"

"Well, you can take the claw off, then! It's not glued to your arm! And don't tell me it is, cause I know better!" (A/N yes, his claw is not attached to his arm. it is removable. his character designer announced that his arm and his boots are not attached to him. i forgot where i heard this from, but i did. so there.)

"…"

"Fine, change the subject. Wh-HEY! Wait up!"

"…"

I feel Yuffie's pain... My sister is MUCH MUCH MUCH harder to wake up then Vincent. When she falls asleep, she's like...dead to the world...

Review, please! I know uniFsky isn't the only person out there reading this! Without reviews, Choco and I will slowly die of thirst... and then the story would die with us.

Not that I'm pressuring you to review. It's just for the better good. Or is it the greater good?

hunny-chan