Challenge of our Comrade Circle
Kickers-ej
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or his comrades.
Test 7: Kyuubi's involvement
"Aniki!" the distressed quality on Sasuke's voice reminded Itachi the pivotal role of a psychotic possessive older brother.
Someone is going to die.
He opened his bedroom window to Sasuke, and the boy hopped in. Sitting down on the bed, Sasuke pouted as he regarded his older brother. Itachi also made his way to the bed.
"Sasuke, what's wrong?" Sasuke was hesitant to do this, but his brother was the only one he could think of.
But maybe he was being irrational. If he told Itachi his problem would his brother help him?
No.
His brother will most likely kill Naruto in his sleep. Should he go to his father perhaps?
Sh:t. His father was worse. That sadistic man would be glad to know Naruto has not touched his baby boy.
Knowing that jck$$, he would probably try to make it permanent.
F3ck, his family was the wrong choice to ask for advice! Maybe the circle..?
That isn't helping either!! Naruto will not hesitate to kill the circle if word comes out that Sasuke seeked their help.
He was trapped. No one to turn to…
Itachi watched his brother's face turned from confused, to angry, to hopeful and then to sad. Being the genius brother that he is, he knew exactly what anxiety issues are plaguing his baby brother.
"I will not kill Naruto in his sleep, I swear. Now tell me what's going on," Itachi sighed. Sasuke seems to cheer up at this promise turned back giving his attention to Itachi.
The door banged open to reveal Fugaku, looking bewildered.
A lock of hair was standing straight, pointing at Sasuke.
"My big daddy senses informs me that my baby boy is distressed and is within touching distance! Sasuke! Are you here because of that b$trd husband of yours?! Did he treat you wrong?!" Fugaku stormed to the boys only to make Itachi more pissed off.
"NO! Naruto was very gentle with me!" Sasuke defended his husband. He didn't like it that his family was so hostile towards Naruto.
"Then what is the matter?" Itachi coaxed. Sasuke pouted again, making his brother and father coo at the cute image and then stated his dilemma.
"Naruto doesn't think I'm sexy! Ita-nii, help make me more seductive!"
Itachi was going to kill Naruto.
Fugaku was going to kill Minato.
But first, some light incestual molestation…
Minato was surprised to see both Itachi and Fugaku bringing in Sasuke to the royal court. Naruto had woken up all cranky and pissed off, and obviously didn't get enough sleep. He was calling for Sasuke the whole time, and when he noticed that his wife was not within his reach, he threw a stronger tantrum.
"Sasuke, thank god! Naruto has been bitchy all morning. And why did you spent the night at the Uchiha residence?" Minato asked. Sasuke blushed and excused himself to go find Naruto. Itachi followed suit, leaving his father with his friend. Minato looked to Fugaku and saw that he was receiving the Uchiha death glare™
"Okay, so Sasuke being with you has something to do with my stupid son isn't it?"
"You guessed that right retard! What kind of dimwit would say that my Sasuke isn't sexy??!!"
Minato gasped once he heard the cause Sasuke's disappearance.
"The blasphemy! Has Naruto gone mad?!"
"I know! Right? I mean, come on, that face on that body just screams to be molested,"
"I second that motion,"
"Good. So go bash your son in the head and tell him that,"
"I am not eating until I see Sasuke,"
"Naruto, you are being very stubborn. Just eat the damn breakfast," Kushina scolded her son. Naruto was about to argue some more when Sasuke entered the dining hall. Naruto immediately rushed up to see Sasuke.
"Sasuke! Where have you been! I've looked everywhere!!" Naruto tackled hug his wife.
"I was with my family," Sasuke replied, patting Naruto's shoulder. Smiling to see Sasuke safe and sound, Naruto collapsed suddenly, making Sasuke catch him before he could feel the ground on his face.
"Naruto!" Sasuke cried, alarmed. Kushina sighed and brought Naruto's breakfast to Sasuke.
"Here, feed him this. He didn't want to eat until he could see your face," Kushina left, taking Itachi with her. Itachi was about to oppose but seeing his brother like that changed his mind.
He could always terrorize them later.
"Why are you not eating?! You could have fallen ill!" Sasuke scolded, while pulling Naruto to rest against his chest.
"I can't eat because I was worried for you!" Naruto huffed back. Accepting Sasuke's spooning of food, he sighed in bliss as his body received the nutrients it needs.
Ahh~ such is the blessed life of a married man.
"You are so childish. You know very well I am capable of taking care of myself,"
"I know that! But I feel unrest when I can't see you. And I'm sorry if I offended you yesterday. I didn't mean to. I can't sleep, eat and think knowing that I've caused you to run away!" Naruto confessed. Sasuke blinked before blushing beet red.
Resolution strengthening, he knew that Naruto was possessive of him, and their friendship was high leveled, so Sasuke should be closer to making Naruto fall in love with him? He is willing to try.
"No, I was wrong too. I mean, I understand if you feel appalled touching me…and yesterday didn't count cause you were angry. It must have clouded your judgment," Sasuke turned his head the other way. Naruto blinked before exclaiming.
"WHAT??! WHO IN SEVEN HELLS WOULD NOT WANT TO TOUCH YOU?! THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!!" Naruto squawked. Sasuke flinched at the sheer volume of that shout.
"But yesterday…you didn't even kiss me,"
"I can't. It wouldn't be right for me. I already forced you to marry me, I am not about to force you to have physical relations with me as well. Sasuke, I really care for you…and I hate it when other people look at you, even if it was just to admire you," Naruto stated. Sasuke stopped spooning food to Naruto, contemplating the information.
But you don't love me.
On the other hand:
Naruto did want to have sex with him~! Yay! Now all he had to do is make it hard for Naruto to resist him….
But yes, this can all be avoided if Sasuke just told Naruto that he wanted to be sexed up. Of course, the Uchiha logic is a very complicated thing to understand, but Sasuke was not the type to want to do something in a retarded kinda way without having his reasons.
Naruto did care for him, enough to not want to force him into situations he didn't want to be in.
God he loved the dobe so much.
"Oh, I thought you hated touching me. And you even went as far as to not want a threesome with me yesterday," Sasuke whined, pouting his full lips. Naruto gulped at the cute display.
Sasuke is killing me! AARRGHH!! Don't seduce me unconsciously you bastard love!!
"Wha..wha..why would I? Threesome means I have to share you with a douche, and I don't want that," Naruto replied.
The smile that Sasuke sent his way made everything right again.
That night, Sasuke fell asleep while waiting for Naruto to return from his duties. The young emperor trekked back to his room, exhausted, but eager.
His Sasuke was sleeping with him again. Heeeheeeeheee~ just a few steps away…
"Uzumaki," No gawd dem it! NO!
"What do you want you $$h0l3? I have a wife to snuggle to," Naruto hissed. Itachi has always made his life living hell ever since that needle incident.
"I am just here to make sure that you do not take my brother for granted," Itachi drawled, while getting in Naruto's way when the boy tried to side stepped him.
"I got it already! We settled this!"
"Just making sure,"
"Now you're sure! Just get the hell away so I can join Sasuke!" finally letting Naruto through, Itachi watched as the boy hissed and tried to scratch him before going into the room.
Itachi smirked. Gawd he loved his challenge.
Naruto wrapped his arms around Sasuke and gathered his love close. The young Uchiha opened his eyes to make sure what was going on before smiling faintly back at Naruto.
"You took so long," Sasuke mumbled. He was pulled on a muscled chest and immediately clutched Naruto's waist.
"Sorry, Kakashi was driving me insane. Go back to sleep," Naruto lulled Sasuke back to sleep. The Uchiha mewled as Naruto rubbed his back in an attempt to doze him back to unconsciousness.
A few moments later, the couple were wrapped in each other and slumbered until…
"Did you just grab my manbits?"
It was already half way into the month since they started their challenge, with Naruto and Sasuke falling into a comfortable routine. Naruto recently had an eureka moment where he suddenly realized that even though he was not allowed to say the words, he can at least, show them to Sasuke.
So the past two weeks, Naruto had been very nice to Sasuke, and showering him with gifts, care and attention. And the occasional sexual harassment. Well, Naruto can't say that he didn't enjoy those fleeting moments of junk grabbing, and Sasuke was just too tired to stop Naruto.
But apart from that, Sasuke was very encouraged by Naruto's behavior, and swore to himself that he will not give up on their marriage. The gods, deeming that there was no drama going to happen anytime soon, took it upon themselves to cause ruckus so that they can have their entertainment.
"I think, Naruto should take a second queen," the gods said one night, while the royal family and the Uchiha's were having dinner together.
Sputters and spilled wine filled the air as Naruto choked on his steak.
Sasuke looked murderous but calmed himself. If he acted rashly then they might make good on their word about taking Naruto's soul.
"I mean, he needs an heir, right?" the gods coyly suggested, hoping that the family would see the logic and take the bait.
With an addition of a second female wife, the gods could easily manipulate the female into being their actress and pay her handsomely for the service.
Awesome.
Unfortunately, they underestimate the protective properties of those surrounding Sasuke.
Namely, his family.
"That is utter crp," Fugaku huffed. The gods looked offended for being addressed that way, before they laughed at the human's gall to mock them. This generation is sure something else.
"Pray, tell human. You do not think so?"
"Just having Sasuke is enough. He doesn't need an heir. Stop saying sh:t," Fugaku retorted.
"Fugaku! Not in front of the table," Mikoto admonished her husband. Turning her head to the gods she also added.
"But he's right. You should stop saying weird sh:t,"
"Wow, ever since Naruto came back with Sasuke's soul you have been bolder," the gods replied.
"Minato Namikaze, do you not wish to have a grandchild?" they tried a different angle.
"Heck yeah I do. But Fu's right. Sasuke is enough. And it really depends on Naruto and Sasuke whether they want to have a child or not,"
The battle was lost as both families assured Sasuke that they were okay with him not able to give the kingdom an heir.
The next emperor could always be adopted into the family anyway.
The gods need another leeway.
"Oh, come on Kyuu, you know you want to," the gods goaded the demon. Kyuubi flicked his tail in annoyance. He was just fine being in the forest now why the hell would he want to meddle into some marriage drama?
"We will release you from this land and you could go travel?" Kyuubi snapped his head at that.
"Hn. You think that would be enough to appease me? Don't think I don't know you have already thought of releasing this dynasty from the petty system of sacrificing for the emperor since the third's generation," Kyuubi growled.
"Okay, we admit it. But you get to annoy the hell out of Naruto and Sasuke," Kyuubi stopped in his tracks. True, he always wanted to tease those two. Seeing Itachi do it makes him want to do it too.
"And you can have any terms you want. All you have to do is to get Naruto to take you into the castle for the remaining 2 weeks,"
"Plus, you get to sleep with Sasuke,"
Now, THAT sounds very tempting.
I wanted to get these chapters up before next week, cause I'll be doing sheep surgery all week! And that means I'll be away for a while T__T Thank to all those that reviewed.
Ookami-Papillon: Gosh, I can't believe I wrote that chappie, and by the time Sasuke died I was very depressed...o I immediately wrote the next one! Fugaku just likes to pretend that he' manly, don't you think. And I think its justifiable that he became very overprotective of Sasuke after seeing him die once. Yeah, Sasuke plushie had it coming anyway, I mean, why else would Naruto go through all the trouble of tricking Sasuke to sleep with him? Dry humping and snuggling!
Ichigo123663: Thank you! I hope you like it so far!
harborseal54: Thank you very much for your kind review! It is a tad sad at the beginning right? But I made it better (I hope). Oh, wow...I never imagined someone waking up in the morning eager to read my stories! It's like waiting for the next installment of your fave manga chapter right? Thank you so much! You really made my day. Gaara's comment was a blast to write. Naturally, Naruto would be pissed off, but if it was me in there, I'll be like "oh, yeah..that would be awesome," don't you agree? Shikamaru's hug was a mild thing, but with much damage...haha. I totally agree about the dark and light, once Naruto was being a bastard and when he treats Sasuke nicer the next time, it's more fluffy. I love your reviews and I'll post until chapter 8 for you sweetie!
Iamjusthappytobealive: I know right? Naruto must have this side to him. It makes him sooo hawt. Manipulative, conniving cute Naruto, so in love with Sasuke that he would do anything to get him! Itachi might find someone to molest, and I normally pair him up with Sai, but maybe with Kyuubi this time? And the gods? They have to get some entertainment right? And this is way more entertaining than plagues and stuff.
moopad: Oh yeah, plushie Sasuke is too cute! I wish I had one where I could change his clothes and such...drool. I love writing Itachi like this. He's perfect for the badass brother that protects his baby bro Sasuke! He sounds sexy threathening people bodily harm!
.: Thank you very much for your praise! Naruto can not keep his hands off cute Sasuke...and soon he's not gonna be able to stay celibate like he promised...hahaha. A man can only take so much right?
Azh Hikari: thank you! After this, there will also be sneaky and devious Sasuke! The plot twist came to me at night, so I immediately woke up, opened word and typed it! Thanks for telling me you liked it!