Remy was sitting in his room thinking. Who could her boyfriend be?

Scott? No, he knew she liked him at one time, it was so obvious, Steevy Wonder could see it. But was with that stupid red head.

Pietro? No, she'd beat him up by the first date.

Piotr? No, he's a good friend of Remy's, he'd never do that.

Aha! Kurt! Of corse, why didn't he see it before? The way they acted and talked.

Oh Remy was now really jealous.

"Why him! 'M better lookin'!" Remy asked himself.

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Next day

Rogue got up and stretched. She looked at her happily snoozing roomate, who was smiling in her dreams.

Rogue was bitten with the jealously bug. Kitty has it all, thought Rogue. An' she don't even know it.

Kitty had a loving family. Sure, Rogue had her, Illyana, Logan, Sheila, Rod, Kurt, and Wanda. But she wanted a real family.

Kitty had a loving boyfriend who worshiped her like a queen. Joseph just sat there and would go "Make me a sandwhich. Love you." The only reason she was with him was because he wasn't afraid of her skin.

Kitty had a cool power. Yeah, Rogue could put you in a coma, could get your memories, and use your power all with one handshake, but sometimes it just flat out sucked!

Kitty had boys come after left and right. Kurt, Lance, Piotr, that one kid from the Dracula Rock Opera, Evan, Bobby...She can have Bobby. And soooo many more.

Rogue could count on one hand on how many boys have actually been interested.

Rogue shook all those thoughts out of her head. Kitty was her best friend, she shouldn't be jealous.

Rogue put her hair in a ponytail and walked out of the room, ipod in hand, Gir headphones on her ears.(1)

She walked into the empty kitchen and went to the refridgerator.

"Where's tha milk?" She said aloud. "Aha! There yah are."

She grabbed the milk and an apple and shut the door with her butt. She then hopped up to reach the cabinet.

"Cheerio's? Nah. Fruit loops? Uh-uh, thaht's Tabby's. Aw!Right on! Fruity Pebbles!"

She grabbed said cerial and got a bowl and mixed her ingrediants and hopped on the counter.

Rogue was dancing in her spot and mouthing the words with her eyes closed when Gambit trudged in.

He looked at Rogue with a raised eyebrow.

"What are y' doin'?"

Rogue shrieked and threw her Fruity Pebbles box at him.

"OW! Stop doin' dat, woman!"

Rogue looked at Remy.

"Oh, it's jus' yah. Ah'm not sorry."

Remy rubbed his head and looked at Rogue's headphones.

"What in de world is on yer head?"

Rogue pouted and grabbed her headphones self consciously.

"They're Gir headphones Ah got at Hot Topic."

"What de heck is Gir?"

Rogue's mouth dropped open.

"Oh mah Gawd. Yah don't know who Gir is!"(2)

She dragged him to the rec. room.

"Mias I came ta get somet'in' ta eat-" Rogue shoved her apple in his mouth.

They got to the rec. room and she let go of him. "Sit. Now."

Remy was kind of scared of Rogue, so he sat down. She went to the movies and bent down to get a tape.

"Ah think this is it." She said and plopped it in the VCR.

Kurt and Bobby came on screen, with their backs turned and in drag.

Bobby in a pink dress and Kurt in a school girl outfit. Both singing and dancing to Single Ladies by Beyonce.

"All ze single ladies"

"All the single ladies"

"All ze single ladies"

"NOW PUT YOUR HANDS UP!"

Bobby sees Kitty with a camera in his mirror.

"KITTY! Amara!"

Amara drops the camera and it shows the hallway. Kurt and Bobby chase them in their femine clothes, tripping several times.

"Ze vone time ve get curious and play vith ze girls clothes, ZEY FRIGGING TAPE IT!"

"I know dude, not cool."

Then they fall into a wall Kitty phased into, the camera strangly in tact. they groan and Jubilee walks in with a camera, and snaps a picture.

Remy and Rogue sat there in shock. They looked at each other and it all fell apart. They burst out laughing.

Kitty and Kurt walked into the room.

"Kurt, for, like, the last time, I will not go out with your cousin Augistine!"

"Please-vait zats ze video! Kitty! I zought zat you got rid of zit," Kurt whined/growled.

Kitty rolled her eyes, "I didn't 'get rid of zit'. I have 25 copies all hidden places you can't like ever find."

Kurt shreiked and bamfed out of the room.

Rogue raised an eye. "Were yah tellin' tha truth?"

Kitty shook her head, "Yes, I've got 50 copies. Percautions."

And Kittys evil smile ends the chapter.

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(1) I've seen them! THEY'RE AWESOME!

(2) This kinda thing happened to me and my friend Kasey, yeah I'm signaling ya out girl! She don't know who Gir is, so me and my other friend, Sarah, had to explain to her who he was.