Ok so I know you guys are like "Edward wouldn't let Bella get drunk" but Edward was gone hunting and then Emmett and Alice got an idea. Get Bella drunk. So that's that. And I'm making the story my way so stop telling me to stop using alcohol and drugs and Edward wouldn't do that. Because they can and will and he does. You know who you are. Thanks to everyone else who likes it. AND it's my story, it flows my creative way. If you don't like it, drop dead.

Dear Mr. Diary,

You know… I think this whole… I dunno… "Bella's not a vampire so don't do anything stupid with her because she could get hurt or die and then Edward would kill me" thing isn't going so crispy. It's so boring watching her doing boring human things. I think I'll push her off a cliff….

Emmett

Lol. Please review.

"Edward," I said in a sing songy voice while skipping into the living room.

"What?" he asked, reading the paper for no reason, "It's not like I just read your mind and discovered that you're plotting to push Bella off a cliff." He looked at me and frowned, "No you cant."

I did the puppy pout and Edward said, "Emmett if you EVER make that face again I will sell you to Japan as a slave" he was looking over the paper again.

"PSH! FINE!" I yelled, throwing my arms into the air, "We'll go sky dying!"

Edward threw the paper at me, "It's sky DIVING and no she's not doing that either unless I get to go… I've always wanted to try that…"

I grinned, "Really?"

He shrugged, "A bit, yeah."

"Awesome!" I said, "But let's tell her the day before we go!"

"Okay!"

---Three days and a day before they sky dive later…

"HEY! BELLA!" I shouted while standing right behind her.

She turned and looked at me, wincing, "I'm right here, you didn't have to yell."

"Well whatever, but we're, as in me, you, and Eddie, are going sky diving tomorrow!" Bella opened her mouth to protest but I cut her off, "Eddie is making you if you say no"

"WHAT!?" she screeched.

"Talk about me screaming." I mumbled.

Edward appeared, "It's true Bella. I've always wanted to try sky diving." He smiled.

"Edward" she said in a small voice, "If you love me you wont do this to me"

He smiled, and I spoke, "There's no getting out of it. Me and Eddie-"

"STOP CALLING ME EDDIE!" Edward yelled.

"OK! OK!" I said, "Anyways Edward will make you go" I finished.

Edward nodded, "Yep" he said.

Bella almost cried, "But! But! Charlie!" she said.

Alice appeared, "I told him we're going on a two day road trip." She paused, "I'm going too and so is Jazz."

"Ugh" Bella groaned.

But that was that.