(Before show)
Hoshi: hey Apola I think I forgot something from last week
Apola: what do you mean?
(Hears muffled screams)
Hoshi: that's what it was!
Apola: we forgot Ulquiorra in the tanning booth
(Apola opens the tanning booth)
Ulquiorra: Hoshi you bitch
Hoshi: oops I forgot
Apola: okay it's time for the show!
Hoshi: I want to make some one to go boom boom!
Apola: okay we will make Aizen go boom boom
Ulquiorra: Hoshi I will kill you!
Apola: has he gotten whiter?
Hoshi: sun bleached! Ha ha bleach
Apola: sun of a Gin you got that from Spongebob
Hoshi: don't you mean bitch?
Apola: same thing
Gin: that's not nice
Apola: shut up its time for the show!
(The cameras turn on)
Hoshi: yo fuckers how are ya?
Apola: Como estas bitches?
Envy: why is Ulquiorra so white like whiter than usual?
Apola: Envy that's racist!
Envy: I'm not racist!
Hoshi: then why did you ask why Ulquiorra was so white?
Envy: because the green lines are gone
(We look closer)
Apola: holy shit your right, bring out the sharpies!!
Ulquiorra: no you trash!
Apola: Luppi hold him down!
Luppi: yup
(Apola draws the lines on his face wile Hoshi draws smiley faces and hearts on his face)
Ulquiorra: I hate you, you trash!
Luppi: I'm taking pictures
Apola: where is Roy?
Hoshi: Roy + papers= lizard
Apola: wtf!?
Hoshi: paperwork dammit!
Apola: you should have said that!
Hoshi: I have a question what the hell is with Spoony?
Apola: I don't know
Hoshi: was the creator high or something? I mean every one makes mistakes with drugs and Spoony was one of them
Nnoitora: who is Spoony?
Apola: you, you idiot!
Hoshi: I want to stick his head in cereal
Nnoitora: bitch
Hoshi: yeah, yeah I know
Apola: well wile Hoshi is being a lazy bitch right now I think we should go
Hoshi: yeh buh-bye