I DO NOT OWN THE SHOW/MANGA HOST CLUB! That honor belongs to another awesome person.

ON WITH THE STORY!

.Creepy pervert doctor?.

I was walking down the hall eating an apple when I saw a group of nurses', doctors, and female students blocking my path. Getting closer I could see that everyone was clustered around a girl sitting on the floor crying.

She was going on and on about a doctor trying to make a move on her.

'Pervert doctor? That sound like something pervy sage from Naruto would pull.' I thought silently munching on my apple in thought.

I was pulled from my musing when I heard some security guards talking behind me.

"We just got confirmation from the captain that the imposter was see going in to the 'Special Boys' clinic." Security dude said and they took off down the hall.

Shoving my apple in my coat pocket I ran after them…. I ended up getting lost. So I took out my apple and started eating again walking around aimlessly.

I was still lost when I glanced over at Steve sitting on my shoulder then looked at my apple.

'LIGHTBULB!'

Cutting off a chunk of apple I held it in front of Steve catching his little bird attention.

"Hey Steve if you can get me to the 'Special Boys' clinic this piece of apple is all yours." I said waving the chunk back and forth in his face.

Steve's eyes shined with determination and with a war cry squawk he took off like a bullet.

When I finally reached the clinic everyone was looking out the window at some random man in a doctor coat. I ran up to everyone jumping onto Mori's back to look out the window too Steve sitting on his head eating his apple.

"Hey guys why are y'all watching that guy in the lab coat?" I asked causing everyone to jump.

"Vince senpai where have you been all day?" Honey asked looking up at me still on Mori's back.

"Why, I was have an adventure Honey making a new friend along the way." I answered smiling down at everyone.

"By the way why are you half naked? I don't want to see your man boobies Tamaki." I said pointing at Tamaki.

We all laughed when Tamaki cupped his man boobs in a lame attempt to hide them from view. Once we all settled down Haruhi spoke up.

"I'm sorry about this you guys, but could you please leave?" she asked.

Everyone gasped in shock.

"Haruhi? Are you still mad at me? YOU'RE NOT THINKING OF LEAVING THE HOST CLUB ARE YOU!?" Tamaki spazzed. Haruhi laughed at him.

"Don't be stupid senpai; I just have to finish my physical exam. As a male student of course. But let me explain I'm not doing this cause you're bribing me with food. I'm doing this cause I have to pay back my debt." Haruhi said smiling one of her cute smiles.

Tamaki blushed tackling haruhi in a tight hug. Snuggling her and saying something about tuna. Then he started to get a little too touchy feely…

"Cut it out senpai- NOO! Don't touch me there!" haruhi screamed.

"Red card! Looks like tamaki is the real pervert."the twins said in unison.

"Yeah Tamaki she is partly naked under that shirt." I added in sliding down Mori's back. Once on my feet I didn't notice Mori look down at me like he just remembered something.

"Who cares? Would you guys just get out of here!?" Haruhi asked/screamed. I laughed along with everyone else at Haruhi's misfortune. Smiling at the familiar tune of the host club ending song.

.In the limo with mori and honey.

"Hey takashi? Are you okay you look like you forgot something?" Honey asked looking at his giant younger cousin.

"Hmm? Yeah Mitsukuni, I'm fine." Mori answered looking out the window.

LIGHTBULB

.The next day.

"No, No, no, you're doing it all wrong Ponyboy! You're suppose to kick the ball in to the goal not over it!" I yell at Kasanoda form my spot in front of the soccer goal. He was standing at the center of the soccer field with his head bowed in shame.

"This is useless. You're just no good at sports Ponyboy." I sighed falling on my back on the soft (no doubt expensive)plushy lush green grass.

He didn't respond but I could hear his foot falls coming towards me. I looked over at him when he sat down by me.

He was wearing the wounded puppy dog look on his face.

"I'm sorry. I really am no good Vince senpai, maybe I really am pathetic." Kasanoda sighed a big rain cloud forming above him.

He looked really, really sad this time so I did the only thing I could think of... I slapped him in the face.

"OW!"

"Shut up Ponyboy you need stop being emo all the time." I told him throwing my forearm over my eyes to protect me from the sun.

I heard kasanoda sniffle a little from beside me muttering a small 'sorry Vince senpai.'

We sat like that for a while, me lying down on the grass arm over my eyes and him quietly crying.

"Hey Pony do you know what time it is?" I asked half asleep from the nice comfy expensive grass under me.

"It's 25 minutes after class." He said

"CRAP IM LATE!" I screamed rolling over on my belly crawling towards the building. "Kyoya is going to rip out my stomach and turn it in to a new black note book. A NOTE BOOK! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed/cried stopped crawling and full on booked it to the host club.

"V-Vince senpai?" Kasanoda called out weakly watching the senpai in question run like a mad man off the field and in to the school building.

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