Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Digimon. As usual, thanks to my ever sweet reviewers:
Had 'other' things in my mind plus a mind boggling national exam coming at a poor girl……
Plus I'm currently watching some really Awesome anime series like InuYashaand Ouran High school Host Club(finished with it) . Only because most of those are broadcasted here (and even if they are, they come after years or in Animax).
This sure is gonna be my longest chapter yet, so please be patient. With 'someone special'.
A real guest.
Enough of yapping and on with….
Chapter 7!!
Kouji: (very happy) Today welcome to….
Kouji and Kouichi: Digi Talk with the twins!! (Confetti)
(Audience goes 'Whoooop')
Kouji: No TAKUYA!!!
shef01animetize: (appears using 'instant transmission') Does anybody notice that the set is a bit different.
(Set has changed into a court with the looming atmosphere. Audience are like the spectators of a court proceeding. There is a separate dock for the criminal and judge's grand seat. There is also a jury box. All in all, a complete court.)
shef01animetize: And to suit the occasion….. (Suddenly is clad with a judge's dress and the wig while the twins' dresses change into that of lawyers).
Kouichi: What is going on?
shef01animetize: I welcome all of you to the hearing of our guest a.k.a the accused. But before that I need someone to write all this stuff, so I present you… (A cute kid in an orange gi appears) Son Gohan! (Frowns)Wait!! Not this one!!
Kouichi: (very excited) Gohan!!! I want your autograph!!!
Chibi Gohan: Huh?
shef01animetize: I want the Saiyaman saga one! The cute and nerdy one. (Gohan disappears, shef01animetize disappears and reappears all over again using 'instant transmission with a teenage Gohan) Please welcome Gohan!!
(Audience, especially those girls who have watched Dragon BallZ, whoop not to mention one 'I love you Gohan'.)
Gohan: (Clearly nervous) Er…. Hi.
Kouji: (very annoyed, probably jealous) Hey! You've made him the show stopper.
Gohan: No, the author kindly asked me to do some typing job. That's all. (With a trademark innocent Son face).
shef01animetize: I think this is enough for once…. You know it would have been better if you hadn't married Videl…….
Gohan: Me….. Videl? (out of his trance) No way! She's busy framing me!!
shef01animetize: (in a fix) What did I unleash?... You must not know as you get married after the Buu saga……. Gohan just go and sit there.
Kouji: Isn't that my seat?!
shef01animetize: No, you are supposed to be here! (Pointing somewhere else)
Kouichi: Calm down Kouji…
Kouji: I can't stand all time long!!
Kouichi: Take a deep breath…
Kouji: After recovering….. You still have got mental delusions?! Can't you see the author is giving priority to him?
Gohan: (politely) I'm not a guest I'm just…..
Kouji: (spitefully) You are ACTING!
shef01animetize: (*dangerous expression cannot be described in words*) Stop mistreating Gohan!! (Chi Chi's Frying Pan of Doom)
Gohan: (awed, gazing at the fainted Kouji) Wow! You can also wield it…. I couldn't even do when I got full marks in my high school entrance exam……..
Kouichi: Can I still have an autograph?
(After one hour and some more chaos, everyone is settled)
Kouichi: (with a grin) Let us welcome, today's guest….
shef01animetize: (Evilly) A.k.a the accused…….
Kouji: (Malice radiating from every orifice) The bearer of Digi eggs of Courage and Friendship…..
Kouichi: Newly designated 'Under wear Burner'……
Kouji and Kouichi: Daisuke Motomiya!!!
(Daisuke appears in those striped jail clothes)
Kouichi: Welcome to 'Digi Talk with the twins' Daisuke.
Kouji: (smirks) I'd love to see Taichi here.
shef01animetize: (smiles) Now… don't make him uneasy… But he is practically in the land of 'Goggle head haters'. (evil smirk)
Daisuke: (sweating) What a wonderful way to welcome someone….
shef01animetize: You should be glad that I didn't call the Hitachiin brothers from Ouran… Otherwise you could've been in for a makeover.
Daisuke: I've been falsely accused, plus isn't this supposed to be a talk show rather than a…. prosecution court?
shef01animetize: You are right here but, the circumstances were such….. Anyways lets begin!! Kouji you'll be the defense lawyer and you, Kouichi in the opposition 'key?
Daisuke: Wait!! This guy Kouji is one of the greatest goggle head hater!! I WILL lose this case…….
shef01animetize: You are bound to lose it, but still……. Fine! You'll have Gohan as your lawyer!
Gohan: (not wanting to be involved) Heh?! But I'm studying to be a scientist….. or at least a doctor.
Kouji: You are in high school mate!
Gohan: But I'm not good at arguing.
Kouji: (mutters darkly) Yet you break people's bones….
shef01animetize: All right! Switch roles! Kouichi, you are in defense. Let's begin (Judge's hammer)
Kouji: Daisuke Motomiya! Age 15……
Daisuke: It is 15 and half actually….
Kouji: You have been accused…
shef01animetize: Cut that boring part out! My viewers….
Kouji and Kouichi: Readers.
shef01animetize: Must be bored by now!
Kouji: Tell the truth! Swear by Hikari's camera that you are going to tell the truth! (shoves a black camera under Dai's nose)
Daisuke: (emotional) Hikari lent you the camera I gave her?
Hikari: (appears dramatically, from a curtain) I actually had no use for it. Takeru had already gifted me a new one, better one.
Daisuke: (shamelessly cheerful) You are here to cheer me?!
Takeru: Nope! She's with me best bud! (comes with Hikari, followed by Ken and Miyako) I actually heard that they were sentencing you? Didn't want to miss the show.
Daisuke: (Howls) You!!
Kouji: (To the new arrivals)Please sit down….. (To Dai)Tell the truth!! Did you burn Taichi's underwear?
Daisuke: I admit it!! I did it!
(Gasps)
Gohan: Once my little brother Goten and Trunks did that to me…. I had to study for a whole month while lying down on the bed. That's why I scored only ninety nine percent in the weekly physics test!
Kouichi: (complaining)Hey Shef! Then I won't be getting any lines!
shef01animetize: You are right, no use of defending this one sided case….. you have my permission to join the opposition.
Kouichi: Arigatou! This earth shattering evidence was provided by our guests, Ken and Miyako…..
Daisuke: Traitors!
Takeru: You haven't got any idea Dai, that to what extent did Taichi-san warmed towards me!
Daisuke: You…
Kouichi: But since it's a talk show…… it is time for…….
Kouji and Kouichi: The 'Secret Revealer' from 'On Focus'!!!
Kouichi: We have here mes amis…….
Hikari: (awed) I had no idea that you can speak French!!
Daisuke: (mutters)I'm the one who has taught him that….
Kouichi and Kouji: Iori and Tomoki, our impeccable correspondents in person!!
(Cheerful applause as Iori and Tomoki appear, dressed in Armani suits)
shef01animetize: Nice outfits guys!
Daisuke: NOO!! You too Iori! In this conspiracy?
Iori: (frowns) Not conspiracy!! It is the…….
Iori and Tomoki: (with a flourish) Revealing of the truth!
Kouji: (impressed) You have begun speaking like us!
shef01animetize: Congrats!!
Iori: Yeah….Thank you…..
Tomoki: Thanks! But we have an awesome secret…. Check it out!
(The screen glows showing Daisuke moving stealthily)
Daisuke: Hell no.
Iori: Good thing that Gennai has a CCTV……
Tomoki: You mean that kid? {1}
Kouji: Man that is somethin'!
shef01animetize: Readers! The scandalous video of the burning-underwear process is finally OUT!
(Ooos)
{Daisuke looks around. Location: Gennai's underwater home.
The rest of the Chosen are coming in the room. Daisuke positions himself under a chair.
Taichi: Whew! What a day….
Yamato: Yeah …..
Hikari: Two Minumon revolts a day. (Wipes her brow)
Mimi: Where are Koushirou, Joe, Sora, Iori and Daisuke?
Takeru: Dunno…..minna except Daisuke are in the 'Town of the beginning' for a last check….
Taichi: Yeah… Hey Takeru, That's my seat. (Goes to sit under the chair where Dai is hiding.
Takeru: Fine. (sits on a chair next to Taichi.)
(Daisuke takes out a burning matchstick and in a swift move puts it under Tai's pants.)
Yamato : (sniffs) I think something is burning……
Tai: (annoyed) Enough of your joke of me being 'jealous'……
Hikari: No…. I can really smell……
Mimi: (nods) Yeah…..
Takeru: Same here……
Taichi: I somehow feel a little warm….
Mimi: (hysterical) YOU ARE ON FIRE!!!!!
Taichi: (horrified) Arrghh…….
(Daisuke suddenly springs out and grabs a fire extinguisher and 'rescues' him.)
Taichi: Thanks…. (claps Dai on his back while his rear is still smoking…. Everyone is staring.) And now you! (Glares a shocked Takeru) You!! (Raises a fist at Takeru while ,on the close up, Daisuke grins evilly….}
(Screen glows)
Kouji: (triumphantly) And the tables are turned…
Gohan: Not really…. They already were turned.
Kouichi: You are stealing my dialogues again!! Shef!
Shef01animetize: (sweetly) Gohan! Don't!
Takeru: I am finally aquitted!
Shef01animetize: Let us come to business…. No other secrets?
Tomoki: Yeah….
Iori: Did anyone know that once….once, Daisuke actually accidently noodle Tramp kissed a guy.
(Gasps)
Tomoki: Actually, it was Hikari's prank…..
Shef01animetize: Oye! Hikari pe light maro!{2} (spotlight on Hikari)
Hikari: Yeah…. Actually a shady character met me and told me to duck when Dai tried…. While he told me to enjoy the 'show'.
Kouji: A shady character…
Kouichi: Hold on….
Gohan: (serious)I have a photo… (takes out a folder and passes it to the author.)
Shef01animetize: This is…. A turning point, it must be someone from OA……
Gohan: OA?
Shef01animetize: OA… Other Anime. Like DBZ is an OA.
Kouji: (very serious) We are having OA intrusions for the first time in the history of anime…….
Ken: (curious) At least show the photo!
Miyako: Yeah…
Iori: There! (points to the screen)
[The screen glows as a photo with Mimi wearing her Adventure02 outfit (as well as a comical shocked and annoyed expression) as her real eyebrows are blown, while poor, exasperated Koushirou is trying to use a liner to substitute them is in focus
. In the background ( after X10 magnification), a gloved hand on the windowpane which was behind the strange combine looking like machine attached to what looked suspiciously like a part of coffee maker, was seen.]
Gohan: See?!
(Ooohs)
Kouji: You have sharp eyes….
Shef01animetize: You did that too?!!
Daisuke: (sincerely) Noo….
Ken: I don't think it's him…..
Miyako: Yeah, no way.
Takeru: I think it IS an OA attack…..
Hikari: (nodding)Uh-huh!
Daisuke: My friends!! You trust me!!
Kouji: (scoffing) As if!! They probably think that you are too dumb to differentiate nitroglycerin from glycerin…… or a soap case from a test-tube…..
Kouichi: He is our guest.
Kouji: Yeah, right…(rools his eyes)
Iori and Tomoki: HELLO!
Shef01animetize: Any other…
Iori: Did you know Dai-nii san loves bubble gum?
(Audience gives 'Huh's)
Ken: We all know….
Hikari: So….
Tomoki: So, we have a cool incident about him and chewing gum!!
Shef01animetize: Ooo…. Seems interesting…..
Kouji: Can't wait to hear!
Iori: (takes a deep breath) Well…. Few weeks ago….
Tomoki: Daisuke was passing through a bookstore chewing his gum….
Iori: Then, a tasty smell filled his nose….
Daisuke: (grumbles) I was having trouble breathing…..
Tomoki: So, poor Daisuke has no where to throw the gum…..
Iori: No dustbin……
Tomoki: So sticks it on a sign outside the store which said 'Don't spit here!'
Iori: …….which was converted into 'Spit here!' thanks to the gum.
(Audience gives a prolonged gasp)
Shef01animetize: Then?
Tomoki: Well…. The store manager saw him and chased him all across the Rainbow Bridge, grabbed him by his collar……
Kouji: (hopeful) And gave him an old one two?!
Iori: (sighs) Sadly, no.
(Ken, Takeru and Kouji curse the manager under their breath)
Tomoki: The guy anyways pulled him back and yelled at him to take it off.
Daisuke: (Brick red) The whole street was watching…..
Tomoki: Yup! Did anyone know that we have laid hands on Daisuke's diary…
Kouji: What is so cool about it? After all we know he, no offense Takeru, has a blatant crush on Hikari…..
Iori: That is exactly where you are wrong!!
(Audience 'Huhs?')
Daisuke: (color draining) You can't do this…(shrinks )
Shef01animetize: All those who have come here say just that!
Tomoki: He loves….
Iori: None other than…
Shef01animetize: Don't worry…. Dai. It'll be over soon. (to camera people) Lights off and music!!
(Lights go off and dramatic sound)
Iori and Tomoki: Kagome Higurashi!!!!!!
(Some people 'Gasp!' while the rest 'Huh?')
Kouji: (I-couldn't-care-less expression) Who's that?
Kouichi: (Bubbling with excitement) Really?!
Takeru: (unable to understand the hubbub) Who?
Miyako: (Squeals) She's my favorite!
Hikari: (delighted) Whosoever she is…… I must send thanks……
Gohan: I met her in crossovers…….
Shef01animetize: (mutters)Oh, InuYasha girl….. (louder) Readers! Those who do not know, Higurashi Kagome is the lead heroine of a famous….. Very famous anime/manga series called 'InuYasha' and recently made airwaves in anime fandom with the release of 'InuYasha: The Final act' or summat like that…….
Kouji: Don't advertise…… (growls)
Kouji (sighs)and Kouichi: The author DOES NOT own 'InuYasha', 'Kagome' or 'Inuyasha:The Final Act'!!
Iori: Anyways Kagome is real pretty…..
('Ooos')
Tomoki: Also, Daisuke…… I'm really sorry as now you stand a very good chance of being ripped into smithereens by Inuyasha himself…….
Daisuke: (desperate) Has he got a Digimon…..
Gohan: (thoughtfully) No… (Daisuke sighs in relief) But he is no less than a Digimon himself!!
Daisuke: (wails)I'm dead….
Shef01animetize: Poor you…
Tomoki: I wonder who was the owner of the hand…..
Daisuke: What hand?
Kouji: (frowning) Yeah, what are you talking about…..
Shef01animetize: He refers to that one which blew Mimi.
Gohan: If I can use…
Kouji: (sharply) Stay in your limits, this is Digi area. You should be thankful that an author let you in!!
Shef01animetize:I think we have tortured Dai enough……
Kouichi: Let us, atleast give him the liberty to recommend.
Shef01animetize: Yeah….. or else it will be the violation of human rights….
Kouji: Recommend and get out!!
Shef01animetize: That is no way to treat anyone…. Kouichi? Gohan?
Gohan: Um… everyone, give a big hand for…. (confused) What's his name?
Kouichi: Daisuke Motomiya!!!!
(Audience cheers as Daisuke waves and flees. Not before giving a red envelope.)
Kouji: So, today's recommendation is…..
Kouichi: 'Too into you' by 'Potgenie'….
Kouji: Excellent recommendation…..
Kouichi: Genre is Mystery/Suspense….
Kouji: Rated T…..
Kouichi: An awesome story of mysterious happenings under the covers of two mysterious murders of……
Kouji: (cross) For God's sake! Don't give away the storyline!!!!
Shef01animetize: Time to go!!!
Kouji and Kouichi: Till then….. Twins out!
{1} Gennai is getting younger…
{2} In Hindi it appx. Means 'Throw light on Hikari'.
I'd also thank Potgenie …. And please review!!!
And oh……
HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!