A/N: I just realized I never gave any of them last names, so they are as follows:

Axel Nomura

Roxas Taylor (haha, it's so 'normal')

Hayner Giovaniello (because I know an Italian guy with that last name, and Hayner seems Italian to me... yeah)

Okay! On to the disclaimer!

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts... dammit.

Oh, I don't own any My Chemical Romance songs either.

The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, the friendly neighborhood squirrels were scurrying through yards, and yet, it was not the perfect Saturday it appeared to be. It was imperfect because Hayner had just discovered horrible news: Axel Nomura was a fag.

Yeah, the badass, nonchalant, crazy red head, Axel Nomura, was gay.

Now, some people might just blow off this little piece of information like it was nothing at all, because, really, it wouldn't seem like anything at all to anyone else but Hayner. The quick-tempered blond was going to use this to his advantage...

"Bye Axel!"

"See you later Rox," said the red head as he watched said blond disappear through the door.

Hayner watched as Axel's eyes lingered just a little too long on the blond's retreating figure.

"So... awkward... uh, Hayner, I'm gonna, you know, leave... then I'll uh... not... be here."

Hayner scoffed, "Don't give me that bullshit you fag," He felt a sense of accomplishment as he saw a flicker of surprise in Axel's eyes. "Why the hell were you staring at Roxas's ass for so long?! Huh? Fag!"

Axel jumped from the couch with fear, poorly disguised as anger, in his eyes. "What the hell are you talking about?! I -I wasn't even - what the hell are you talking about?"

Hayner just smirked at the red head who was very obviously displaying the word 'BUSTED' across his forehead. "Uh-huh. Well you can just leave now... who knows what a fag like you would do to a guy like me." He motioned for Axel to get up to leave. "I won't stare at your ass either... a courtesy Roxas obviously didn't get from you. Oh, and don't worry; by Monday, everyone will know, so you won't have to worry about keeping your little secret any longer."

He smiled viciously at the horrified look that crossed the other boy's face as Axel turned around and left.

Roxas grinned as he watched his little sister Namine trip his brother, Sora. For twins, they sure hated each other. Roxas was about to say something as Sora began pulling Namine's hair, but forgot about everything when he heard a pounding on the door, and instead ran to open it.

"Hey Ax!" He made sure the twins weren't watching before leaning up to kiss Axel on the lips.

"Uh, Roxas... I think I may have a problem... After you left Hay-"

They both gave a start as Roxas' phone started blasting "Teenagers" by My Chemical Romance - it was Hayner's favorite song. "Wait a sec Axel, Hayner's calling." He answered with a terse, "Whaaaat?"

"Rox! Man have I got something to tell you! You're not gonna believe this!"

Roxas sighed. "I'll call you back in a couple minutes, I'm talking to Axel," He heard Hayner start to yell something but ended the call to quickly to comprehend any of it. "Axel? What were you saying?"

Axel sighed before speaking. "Hayner knows I'm gay Rox. I don't know how he figured it out - well, I kinda do, but that's not the point," Axel was rambling now, almost too quickly to comprehend. "He just figured it out, probably because I was staring at your ass as you left," Roxas let out a loud "What?!" but Axel continued on, ignoring the interruption completely. "And he just turned on me and was like 'fag! blah blah blah!' and I was like 'no what're you talking about?' but I'm pretty sure my lie was no good because he told me to leave and was all 'I won't stare at your ass, I'm telling everyone at school' and then he left and I don't even know Roxy! I'm totally not even making sense but what do I do?! Oh my God Roxas I'm going to be made fun of and everyone is gonna pelt me with pencils and rainbows! I don't even like rainbows!"

Roxas was surprised Axel had gotten all of that out so fast, and was fairly certain the red head hadn't taken a single breath during the entirety of the little spiel. "Uh... I missed most of that..." He blushed and scratched the back of his head awkwardly as Axel rolled his eyes. "Sorry! You were just like blah blah, rainbows!"

And as Axel began his rant again, Roxas completely forgot about returning Hayner's phone call.

"... I do not like rainbows!" Axel huffed out.

"... Oh... see? Now I see the severity of the situation, because I could actually hear what you were saying. So, do you think it's possible we could just try to make him think he was imagining things, or making the whole thing up. You could say 'Oh, Roxas had toilet paper on his shoe, that's what I was staring at'... You know, something to halt his attempts at ruining the rest of your high school career,"

Axel paced back and forth in Roxas' bedroom, where they had relocated during Axel's second speech. He couldn't decided which side of the room to stand on, or if he even wanted to be standing. He was just pacing, sitting, standing again, pacing, and it was all making Roxas rather dizzy. As Axel paced past Roxas again, who was sitting on the bed, he pulled the red head down next to him.

"Axel, calm down. I know we'll figure out something. And we might not even have to, maybe Hayner will just forget about the whole thing." He sighed at the incredulous look his boyfriend shot him. "Well you never know!" He sighed again. "Let's just go to sleep, it's almost one in the morning. We can think about this in the morning, okay?"

Axel took off his shirt and laid down on the bed, bringing the blond down next to him, a sign that Roxas took as a 'yes'. Roxas curled into his boyfriends toned side and closed his eyes. As he took in his scent, he couldn't help but wonder what would happen to the both of them.

He pretended to be asleep as Axel kissed his forehead.

"I'm scared, Rox," The lips were on his head yet again. "So scared... What's going to happen to us?"

Hayner sat on the edge of his bed, pissed beyond recognition. It had been two hours since Roxas said he would call him back. He had been blown off, once again, for some fag.

He threw his phone on the floor angrily, finally giving up on his blond 'friend', then flopped back on his bed. Stupid Nomura...

Hayner was one step closer to not only getting his best friend back, but exposing the freak for what he was. As he lay down on this bed, seconds away from sleep, he couldn't help but mumble, almost incoherently.

"Stupid cocksucker... gonna wish you never fucked with my best friend... you'll be dead come Monday..."

A/N: And that's that! The second chapter of my double update! (-cheers for self-)

Uh... I honestly couldn't think of anything more sinister for anyone to say as they were falling asleep... It seems kind of odd to be telling, in detail, how he was going to ruin someone's life or something... Yeah, I don't really know what I'm talking about right now.

Review please! Tell me what you think!