Accidentally almost broke 5 pages with this -.-
Also, because everyone keeps asking where I got these ideas: I have no idea.
Bumped up the rating 'cause tipsy!Hiccup merp
December 25. 2:01 a.m.
1 new message from Stormy: Did you seriously call me at 2 am.
You sent: dunno
You sent: did i
1 new message from Stormy: ...
You sent: i did
1 new message from Stormy: Why.
You sent: dunno
1 new message from Stormy: Are you getting emotional over there, bud?
You sent: a little
1 new message from Stormy: Uh.
1 new message from Stormy: Why.
You sent: i guess cause
You sent: all i wanted for christmas for the past gazillion years wash an aaaaawweesome buddy
You sent: was*
You sent: and heree you areee
1 new message from Stormy: ...Did your parents give you eggnog.
You sent: ...that is a loaded question
You sent: short answer: no
You sent: long answer: yes
1 new message from Stormy: Oooookaaaayyyy...
You sent: just! before you go back to sleeo
You sent: sleep*
You sent: i wannated to tell ya
You sent: gah just ignore the typos
You sent: i wannted to tell ya
You sent: that yer the awesomest
1 new message from Stormy: Go to bed.
You sent: accept the compliment ya goon
1 new message from Stormy: What?
You sent: you never like
You sent: seriously accept my compliments
You sent: i swear on the dragon movies i am not hitting on you
You sent: im just reaaaally really nice
You sent: and i want you to know thst yer
You sent: that*
You sent: aWESOME
1 new message from Stormy: ...
You sent: pls
1 new message from Stormy: Fine.
1 new message from Stormy: Thank you.
You sent: YAS
You sent: haha im hiccuoing
You sent: hiccuping
1 new message from Stormy: Hilarious.
1 new message from Stormy: Sleep.
You sent: will do
December 25. 9:07 a.m.
1 missed call from Stormy.
You sent: what is it
You sent: what's the fire
1 new message from Stormy: How's the head?
You sent: considering my bloodline, pretty dandy
You sent: that whole episode took a LOT of eggnog
1 new message from Stormy: You + tipsy = great.
You sent: harhar
1 new message from Stormy: Aw, man, I wanna show you what the 'rents got me but I'm going to be using it when school starts.
You sent: you should totally show me anyway
You sent: because i have a terriiibblleee memory
You sent: and i will totally forget by the time school starts
1 new message from Stormy: If only your memory was as bad as your lying.
You sent: you wound me so
1 new message from Stormy: Again I say: suck it up.
1 new message from Stormy: Ever had yaknog?
You sent: nope
1 new message from Stormy: Don't.
1 new message from Stormy: Ever.
1 new message from Stormy: Not even under fear of death.
You sent: are you like
You sent: afraid of it
1 new message from Stormy: It's disgusting and your stomach will hate you.
You sent: ive been warned
1 new message from Stormy: Yes, you have.
You sent: so my uncle gave me the coolest thing in the universe
1 new message from Stormy: ...Excuse me?
You sent: ...second only to YOUR gift, of course
You sent: whatever it may be
1 new message from Stormy: Thank you.
1 new message from Stormy: Carry on.
You sent: right
You sent: it's like a mini-catapult
1 new message from Stormy: Whoa, hold up.
1 new message from Stormy: Should you be allowed near potential weapons?
1 new message from Stormy: I would honestly not trust you with potential weapons.
You sent: oh harhar
You sent: it's foolproof
1 new message from Stormy: I'd hope so.
You sent: grr
You sent: oh gtg
You sent: help cook
1 new message from Stormy: Later, Nerd.
December 25. 5:32 p.m.
NightFury is now online.
StormChaser is now online.
StormChaser: You got away?
StormChaser: HOW?
NightFury: magic
NightFury: my cousins arent gonna look for me
StormChaser: Mine are.
NightFury: well soooorrrryyyyy
StormChaser: Hush, I'm here now.
StormChaser: Time is pie.
NightFury: i don't think that's how the saying goes
StormChaser: It's not.
StormChaser: I just really like pie.
NightFury: saaaameee tho
NightFury: ...banana walnut?
StormChaser: OH
StormChaser: YES
StormChaser: Soulmates on the friend plane.
StormChaser: Soulfriends?
StormChaser: IDK.
NightFury: soULFRIENDS
NightFury: i like it
NightFury: *fake scottish accent* aye declare it law
StormChaser: Shouldn't that be English?
NightFury: *fake scottish accent* ne'er ye worreh
StormChaser: Nerd.
NightFury: *fake scottish accent* jealous
StormChaser: Not really.
StormChaser: But I DO want pie now.
NightFury: *fake scottish accent* aye, me too actualleh
StormChaser: Stoooop.
NightFury: heh
StormChaser: I could kill you.
NightFury: but you wont
StormChaser: Unfortunately.
NightFury: hehehe
StormChaser: BRB THEY'RE BREAKING DOWN MY DOOR
NightFury: ?
NightFury: tHEY?
StormChaser is now offline.
NightFury: what the
NightFury is now offline.
You sent: WHO is "THEY"
You sent: hello?
You sent: see, this is why we need to meet up
You sent: your constant murder scares are too much
You sent: and on CHRISTMAS
You sent: for shame
December 25. 11:43 p.m.
1 new message from Stormy: 'Twas the night of Christmas and all seemed well.
1 new message from Stormy: Until Stormy's raucous cousins stormed her room, freaked out her dog, and almost dropped her down the stairs.
You sent: *koda voice* i dont think i like this story
1 new message from Stormy: DUDE
1 new message from Stormy: You promised never to talk about Brother Bear :(((
You sent: it fit
You sent: i used it
You sent: bite me
1 new message from Stormy: ...
1 new message from Stormy: You asked for it.
You sent: !
You sent: NO DONT
1 new message from Stormy: Oh, hey. Remember the headband you got me?
You sent: yeah?
1 new message from Stormy: Def wearing it right now.
You sent: pic!
1 new message from Stormy: [attachment]
You sent: oh harhar
You sent: i meant you wearing it
1 new message from Stormy: I know.
1 new message from Stormy: But I'm not stupid.
1 new message from Stormy: So.
You sent: ...
You sent: i WILL get you
You sent: ONE DAY...
1 new message from Stormy: Don't threaten.
1 new message from Stormy: It doesn't suit you.
You sent: are you saying im frail and weak
1 new message from Stormy: Yes.
You sent: fair
1 new message from Stormy: And I'm off to bed.
1 new message from Stormy: The almost-falling-down-a-flight-of-stairs thing was exhausting.
You sent: merry christmas, stormy
1 new message from Stormy: Merry Christmas, Night.
1 new message from Stormy:Uh. And goodnight.
You sent: and to all a good night*
You sent: get it right, dude
January 1. 12:00 a.m.
1 new message from Stormy: HEY NERD
1 new message from Stormy: HAPPY NEW YEAR
You sent: yes i heard the fireworks
1 new message from Stormy: Who's the killjoy now.
You sent: if 'joy' = 'sleep'
You sent: still you
1 new message from Stormy: ...
You sent: happy new year
You sent: make good choices
1 new message from Stormy: I'm underage and an athlete.
1 new message from Stormy: Not messing with that.
You sent: so responsible
You sent: much wow
1 new message from Stormy: Did you just.
You sent: i did and i actually regret it
You sent: mmmm back to bed
1 new message from Stormy: How can you sleep with all this joyous, celebratory NOISE.
You sent: easy
You sent: i have a father whose idea of whispering is yelling
1 new message from Stormy: That's
You sent: not as violent as it sounds
You sent: it's just his voice
You sent: unles he's talking to mom?
You sent: it's really sweet actually
1 new message from Stormy: Awww.
1 new message from Stormy: ...Aaaand I see the cousins forming another attack formation.
1 new message from Stormy: R.I.P. Me.
You sent: zzzzzz
1 new message from Stormy: :/ Night?
You sent: zzzZZZzzz
1 new message from Stormy: You are dead to me.
You sent: zZZzzZzZZZzzzzZz
1 new message from Stormy: ...Night, Night.
R&R as usuaaaal
chap 8 will be up later today