Everyone was back in the living room, doing whatever. Eventually Sam and Konan got up, going into the kitchen to make some pizza, leaving the guys to watch TV. They were arguing on what movie to watch when they heard a crash.
"Ash?" Sam asked, walking out of the kitchen. It was quiet after that.
"AH!" Ash screamed, voice coming from her and Sam's room. Everyone darted to that room.
"Don't tell me that the blond terrorist decided to be a man." Hidan said, opening the door only to see Ash, laying awkwardly on the corner of her bed with her hands through the floor, excitement clear in her eyes.
"Yata!" She squealed, pulling one of her hands up with a black rectangle in it.
"Ash?" Sam asked again, watching in wonder as her friend pulled stuff from the floor, a pile forming around her.
"It's my stuff from back home!" Ash said, digging for more stuff. She squealed happily when she pulled out a butter bear (It's a brand of teddy bears). "Didi!" She sang, hugging the bear closer to her.
"Let me try!" Sam said excitedly, lying on her bed before reaching down and through the floor. She felt around before pulling a blanket up.
"This is so awesome!" Sam said, continuing to pull stuff out. Ash was already done and setting everything up on her side of the room.
"How exactly did this happen?" Pain asked, looking at the scene with confusion. Ash shrugged, putting the new blankets on her bed. She took the books that were spread around the room and stacked them up in the corner.
"I don't know." Ash said. "I tripped on something, fell onto the bed and my hands just went through the floor. I moved them around and suddenly I could find stuff that would be in my room."
"Good, cause we thought you were fucking someone or you were being murdered." Hidan said, only to get whacked on the back of the head by Kakuzu. Ash just laughed, taking the black rectangle and opening it, revealing a screen on top and buttons.
"What's that?" Itachi asked, coming over to it. Ash smiled, pressing one of the buttons, making the screen light up.
"My laptop!" Ash said, messing with it before a picture came up on screen. It was a cloaked figure, white angel wings sprouting from its back and it was holding a sword.
"That's an epic picture." Kisame said, staring at it with interest.
"I have a lot more." Ash said. Sam looked over at Ash, an evil smile planted on her face.
"Do you have an internet signal on there?" She asked. Ash nodded, smiling as well. She messed with it again, a white screen popping up. She clicked on something, rapidly typed something, messed with it again before turning the screen towards the Akatsuki.
"Prepared to be amazed." Ash said, pressing play. The Akatsuki watched a video, laughing at it as well as getting creeped out.
"What the hell was that?" Hidan asked.
"Leather Pants." Sam said, laughing at the video. "Me and Ash agreed that if we were to do that video, She would be Bacora and I would be the main guy singing." The Akatsuki gave them a blank look, not surprised.
"I'm going to go back to making pizza." Konan said, walking back towards the kitchen.
"I'm gonna help!" Ash cheered, bolting out of the room after Konan, Sam not far behind. The guys looked at each other before going over to the large pile of books that both of the girls had between their beds.
"These are weird." Hidan said, picking up one of the books. It had a picture of a giant eye on it looking at a bridge with three people on it.
"It's part of a series." Sasori told him, holding up a few other books with similar weird covers.
"Death note?" Kisame read. Everyone crowded around curiously as they started reading it.
"That is a good way to kill." Pain said. "To bad it isn't real." (Oh the irony)
"PIZZA!" Sam called. This took the guy's attention away from the books and to the kitchen. When they got there, they saw that there were only a few slices of pizza. Glaring at eachother, they dived for the remaining pieces, Sasori sitting over by the giggling girls and watching with amusement.
"Did you plan that?" He asked.
"Yep." Konan chirped, laughing when one of them elbowed another in the face. "We didn't have enough ingredients to make a second, so we decided to grab some before calling them." Sasori nodded, smirking at the plan.
Just then Deidara walked into the room, previously a frozen statue in his room. He saw the guys fighting on the ground for the slices of pizza, ironically away from them at the same time. Shrugging, he went over and grabbed a slice before going over to the girls.
"Why are they fighting, un?" He asked, taking another bite out of the pizza.
"Because there's not enough pizza for each of them." Sam said. Deidara nodded in understanding, unaware that he just made the situation worse.
"Hey! There's a slice missing!" Hidan yelled. Deidara, realizing what was about to happen, slowly hid the pizza behind his back. Luckily for him, they didn't notice and continued to fight.
"This is very entertaining." Sasori chuckled. Ash, deciding to be somewhat nice, went into the kitchen to make a few meaty sandwiches, putting them next to the pizza before going back to her original place.
Eventually the guys stopped fighting and either had one of the sandwiches or a pizza slice. Some of them had bruises on their faces while others had scratches –cough from hidan cough-.
"I wonder if I can get of facebook?" Ash muttered, looking up in thought. She opened the lid to her laptop (She brought it in with her) and went onto the internet, happily getting on facebook.
"Did it work?" Sam asked, taking a peek at the screen. Ash grinned, only for it to grow into a panicked look.
"Uh oh, my mom's on." She said, looking at the screen with panic. Just as she was about to exit out, a chat screen popped up.
'Ash, are you on?' She asked. Ash looked to the Akatsuki, horror written on her face.
"What do I do?" She asked.
"Talk to her, just be careful as to what you say." Pain said. Ash nodded, taking a deep breath before typing back to her mom.
'Yeah, I'm on. Sam is with me, so you don't have to ask'
'Good. I miss you and Sam's parents miss her, do you mind telling her that?'
'She is reading the message –glares at sam-'
'Ha ha, well, how is it going over there?'
'Oh, it's fine! We will be staying a little longer then we planned'
'Aw, I was hoping to see you guys again sooner. You have a hotel room right? Do you still have enough money? Have any guys messed with you?' Ash choked, face going red.
'Mom! I am fine, we are still in the same hotel room we were in before and we have money to spare and there have been NO boys messing with us' Ash felt a little bad for lying, but typing helped to cover it.
'Just making sure!'
'-sighs- ok, I am going to have to go soon.'
'Aw, well have fun. And if you and Sam get a boyfriend while you're there, see if you can bring them home, your father and I as well as Sam's parents will have to see what guy was lucky or crazy enough to catch your heart'
Sam and Ash's eyes were wide by then, their faces redder then Sasori's hair. The Akatsuki were laughing, have reading it. Deidara was lightly blushing, remembering what had happened earlier.
"Why me!" Ash cried, burying her burning face in her hands. Sam was glaring at the now blank screen.
"Not going to get a boyfriend, my last one was a douche, so no." She mumbled. Ash was now over by the wall, smashing her head into it with depressed marks above her head.
"It can't be that bad!" Konan said, putting her arms up.
"You don't know our parents." Sam muttered, sitting in a corner.
"How bad can they be?" Kisame asked.
"They will not let it drop and will use it against you at every chance they get." Ash mumbled, head resting in a crater she had created in the wall.
"Same with my parents." Sam said.
"Well you don't have to worry about that!" Konan said, trying to cheer them up.
"Yet." Kakuzu muttered, sending the girls back to their depressed state.
"Come on, you have to get used to it!" Hidan said. "You won't be seeing them so get the fuck over it." Ash and Sam looked at each other before sighing and going to sit on one of the couches.
"I say we watch a movie." Ash said.
"What would we watch?" Pain asked.
"How about 'Dawn of the Dead'?" Itachi asked.
"YAY!" Sam and Tobi cheered. Ash sighed before going into the kitchen to make popcorn.
"It's a zombie movie right un?" Deidara asked.
"Yeah, why you ask Dei-da-ra?" Hidan mocked. "Hoping to make a move on a certain bitch?" Deidara blushed, glaring at him.
"N-no." He stuttered. "I was wondering if you know any of them, since they are your kind, yeah." It was Hidan's turn to glare at him.
"Calm down and watch the fricken movie." Kisame said, glaring at them.
"What's going on?" Ash asked, coming into the room with a large bowl of popcorn.
"Deidara wanted to-" Hidan was cut off by a slap to the back of the head.
"Wanted to what?" She asked.
"Sit next to you." Sasori said, smirking at the blond terrorist. Everyone snickered at his slightly blushing face while Ash remained completely oblivious.
"That's alright." She said, going over to sit by Sam on the couch. "Anyone that sits next to me gets to share my popcorn." Deidara gave a victorious smirk towards everyone else as he sat next to her.
"Can't we have some popcorn?" Kisame asked.
"You can make your own." Ash said, tossing a piece into the air before catching it in her mouth. Sam did the same thing except with two pieces.
Kisame pouted, but went to make popcorn as the movie started. Through the beginning of the movie, everyone was tensed up, waiting for the arrival of the zombies. When it got to the point where the daughter turned the dad into a zombie, the girls jumped while the guys flinched.
"Too freaky." Ash mumbled, curling herself into a ball on the couch. Most of the movie when though ok without scaring anyone. But when it got to the part where the dog came in, Sam and Ash jumped, clinging to each other with wide eyes. Tobi, who had somehow managed to sit by Deidara, was now clinging to him while Konan was clutching Pain like a lifeline.
"Get of me Tobi, un." Deidara growled, shoving said person off of him.
"B-but sempai!" Tobi cried, making Sam and Ash laugh. Hidan took this as a chance to sneak up behind the girls. With the creepiest face he could conjure, he poked the girls sides, making a zombie-like yell, scaring the girls.
Sam threw the popcorn up into the air, turned around and fell off the couch onto Sasori, trying to smack whatever scared her. Ash on the other hand jumped strait up, screamed and buried her face into the closest person to her.
Now since Sam was off the couch, the person she clung to was on the other side of her, that being Deidara. He jumped as well, not as much as the two girls, but enough for him to flip so he was laying on his back on the couch, Ash on top of him and Tobi smooshed to the side.
Itachi, who was on the couch across from them, jumped as well and was now on top of Kisame's head, a kunai out and eyes swirling red as he looked around frantically for a zombie.
"KAMI DAMNIT HIDAN!" Pain yelled, glaring at said laughing Jashinist.
"I-I was only trying to scare the new bitches, not the rest of you idiots!" He laughed out. Ash and Sam glared at him.
"You." Ash began.
"Ass-hole!" Sam finished, both of them going to attack him. Due to her anger, Ash managed to make him light up like a torch. Eventually the two stopped attacking him and went to their normal spots.
Hidan, however, was not done messing with them. "Looks like the red-head duo and the mentally blonds were getting comfy." The four glared at him before Kakuzu decided to silence his partner.
"Shut up for once." Kakuzu mumbled, sewing Hidan's mouth shut. Hidan just glared at him before doing as he was told. Everyone went back to their spot, although Sam managed to get a picture of Itachi before he got off his partners head.
The rest of the movie went through fairly easy, a few parts freaking out people, but nothing compared to Hidan's prank.
"Next time we watch a scary movie, we tie Hidan to a chair." Ash grumbled. Everyone nodded in agreement.
"I'm going to bed before one of you tries anything on me." Sam said, getting up.
"Ditto." Ash agreed, following her.
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GOMEN FOR WAITING SO LONG! I know I can come up with a lot of excuses, but I do have reasons and I apologies for them.