Sooo, it's been awhile yeah? Just got back from being abroad and finally have some downtime to actually sit and format all these little chapter thingys I have been saving up over the past year or so. I hope the multiple updates coming for most of my stories make up for the long absence!


Ao no Exorcist character are not allowed to:


31. Ask how Mephisto procures his Japanese culture merchandise.


Rin was handed the phone number of a certain information trader in Ikebukuro.

Needless to say the voice on the other hand scared him almost as much as Yukio's Sensei mode.

The loud explosions in the background and screams of, "Izayaaaaaaaaaaa!" were the last straw though.

He didn't ask him again.


32. Ask Angel if his Curtains match his Drapes.


An odd look was sent Shura's way and Angel frowned. "Why?"

She blinked and an impish smile crossed her lips. "Just wondering." She then took a swig of her favorite beer.

He raised an eyebrow asking, "About my household decor?"

The beer went everywhere as the Exorcist did a spit-take. "I-I wasn't talking about yer damn house!"


33. Allow Rin to plan his own traveling arrangements.


"Ah? This is what Yukio was calling a Phantom train…right?"

And then the train pulled into a platform in Gehenna and he knew he was screwed.

He should have never fallen asleep on that Exorcist mission!


34. Ask the Grigori why they look like Easter Eggs.


"..."

The look Shura shot at the navy-haired teen caused him to cower behind his taller twin.

Lightning just swiveled his head back and forth before busting out in his loud Texan drawl, "Hey, they do!" And then rubbing the growth of stubble on his chin he mused out loud, "I wonder... If we crack them open would they be filled with chocolate?" The gleam in his eye would have given Mephisto a run for his money.


35. Allow Rin to choose his own Halloween costume.


Because somehow he had enough self-confidence and I-don't-give-a-damn attitude that he choose to buy hair-extensions, a black bikini whilst snagging a pair of leather short shorts from Shura's closet and proceeded to paint a white star on the back of one of Yukio's Exorcism coats.

When he showed up to the midnight Cram School party with a diagonal stitch painted across his stomach and introduced himself as Black*Rock Shooter Mephisto nearly kissed him.

Yukio was so horrified by the fact that his twin had the gall to walk around campus with his sword unsheathed that he didn't register the Demon King mooning over their mutual ward.


31. Because he can. And he did. And the fourth wall isn't the only broken thing when it comes to Hiroshi Kamiya.

32. He may be French-Anglo American English but he strikes me vein enough if grey hairs were to pop up~

33. Rin, Rin, Rin... What are we going to do with you? He's never even flown before!

34. Cause they do. Pretty eggs. Their brains are just as scrambled the assholes.

35. Rin doesn't mind cross-dressing in the least. This is Canon. No, I couldn't believe it either. He really isn't like most male shonen protagonists...

Update? Yes, yes I'm going!

Tarry a while. Thou art so fair. ~ Wild-Tama

(I'm tarrying the shit out of my holidays...)