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EPOV

I woke up with Bella's warm sleeping body pressed into me, spooning. I snuggled her closer and burrowed my face in the crook of her neck. I honestly don't think I have ever been this happy. I realized, with a smirk, that I had a perfect view of her boobs. In my mind, I had named the right one Maria and the left Lola. Maria was my favorite because she was slightly bigger, or I thought. I wasn't exactly sure, considering I had never seen them without their cages on. I needed to do something about that soon. Ya know, officially meet them.

I fingered the cute little bow between her breasts, then cupped Maria and gently massaged it. Bella moaned lightly in her sleep and arched herself into my hand, and her butt rubbed against little Ed. She needed to wake up right the eff now.

"Wake up, Belly," I whispered as I kissed her little ear. I saw a little smile on her lips and rubbed her boob rougher. She pressed into me with her ass a little more and I rolled us so that I was on top. I started kissing down her neck and in-between the valley of her breasts. I slid my arms around to her back and looked into her eyes, asking for permission to unhook her bra. She nodded, looking a little nervous and I unhooked it slowly. Not really for dramatic effect but more of that the little fucker really wanted to stay clasped. I finally unhooked it and started to pull the straps down.

"EDWARD, CAN I COME IN?" My grandma yelled while knocking loudly on my door.

My eyes and Bella's met in horror. Bella covered her chest and grabbed her shirt off the floor and ran around as I put pants and a shirt on.

"One second, let me get decent," I yelled back, trying to keep the panic out of my voice.

"I'M SURE ITS NOTHING I HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE," she yelled back.

"ONE SECOND!" I yelled to her.

"Edward, where are my pants?" Bella whisper-yelled, looking absolutely terrified, hair everywhere, shirt half on, and in a thong that made me even more hard.

I heard my doorknob being twisted open and I shoved Bella into my closet and shut the door as soundlessly as I could. My bedroom door flew open and I tried to look as innocent as possible.

"Good morning, son," my grandma said in a chipper tone. I suppressed the urge to roll my eyes. It had been a good morning until she ruined it.

"Hi." I said somewhat curtly, and then hurried to correct myself. "How are you?"

"Delightful, thank you for asking," she said as she sat on my bed and put her arms behind her. "What are your plans for the day darling?"

"Um, I'm not really s-sure yet," I stuttered as I realized with horror that Bella's pink little shorts were about an inch away from my grandmothers fingers. They were poking out from under the covers and I was sure she would look behind her if her finger came in contact with denim when she had been touching cotton sheets. "Why?"

"Well your grandfather and I would like to see Tanya and Eugene, so your father is taking off work and were all heading up there. Your mother is insisting that you bring a friend of your choice so you might want to call them. Were going to leave at lunch." She said matter-of-factly after sneering over the part of me bringing a friend. She was a little possessive of her children and grandkids. "Who would you like to bring?"

"I'll call Bella," I said automatically.

"Why don't you ask Jasper. You haven't said anything about him at all since we got here." She said it as if I hadn't already said I'd invite Bella.

"Actually, I'm going to call and ask Bella," I said again, a bit more forcefully.

"Are you sure her father would be ok with her going all the way to SeaTac, especially with a boy? It seems a little inappropriate if you ask me."

"Of course he'd be ok with it. She's gone up there before with us. Heck, she's gone to Mexico on a cruise with us before and SeaTac is barely a 3-hour drive. I'm sure Charlie is fine with an overnight trip. And its not like its going to be just the two of us," I really wanted to also add that I didn't ask or want her opinion but I kept my mouth shut.

"Well then, I'd call her soon, but after you come eat breakfast with us," she said grabbing my hand.

"Um, I have to go to the bathroom first. I'll meet you down there," I lied quickly.

"Be quick," she said walking out of the room and of course leaving the door open. That drove me crazy as fuck. When you walk into a room and the door was previously shut then you should fucking close it after you leave. I went over and shut it then went to the closet.

"I'm so sorry," I said as Bella came out.

"It's not your fault Vicki is psycho," she said as I handed her, her shorts.

"Will you come to SeaTac with us?" I wasn't above begging.

"I don't know Ted, they hate me and I'm not really in the mood for more hits to my ego," she said, while unfortunately clothing her tight little body.

"Please come Bella. I love you and who cares what they think. Also I can't deal with Tanya and Eugene alone," I said pulling her towards me by her belt loop, "also, if you come tonight we can finished what we started this morning," I said in a low voice.

She smiled a little, "Perv," she said with a laugh and she finished buttoning her pants. "Fine, I'll go, but we have to stay in the same room and if your grandma says anything about the Nirvana shirt I plan on wearing, I'll bite her head off." I loved this girl.

"Not if I beat you to it. Now go home and get your shit ready, then come back over here. I refuse to be alone with them until noon," I said.

"Stop being dramatic. Its already 10," she said crawling out the window and onto the big branch from the tree.

I watched to make sure she made it to the ground. She smiled up at me and did the "I love you" sign in sign language. I did it back.

"Oh and Bella," I called in a slimy voice, "bring something sexy to wear to bed."

She flipped me off as she made her way around my house.

I went downstairs and ate a painful breakfast.

"Where's my mom?" I asked as my grandparents just stared at me.

"Esme is primping," my grandmother said. She always made everything my mom does sound like a sin. Like if my mom were doing the dishes, she'd say it as if she was saying that my mom was out hooking.

"Ok, well I'm going to go get ready to go," I said taking my plate to the sink.

"Have you invited an acquaintance for the trip yet?" My grandpa grumbled.

"Yes. Bella is going to come with us," I knew what was going to come next.

"Is that the girl with no mother?" Like he didn't know who Bella was. We had only been attached at the hip since forever.

"Her mom doesn't live with them if that's what you mean," I said wanting to go the hell up to my room.

"Shameful. Divorce is very wrong," he said. Everything he said was always judgmental. He would freak out if he knew that Renee had also broken up another marriage.

"Well we can't all be perfect," I said torn. I didn't want to defend Renee, but it wasn't just about her.

I was finally out of the room when Vicki spoke loudly.

"Oh, Edward, tell Bella to bring a nice dress for dinner tonight. An appropriate one, of course, please."

I didn't dignify that with a response. I mean really. I was actually planning on telling Bella to bring one of the many see through porn star dresses she had in her closet. Like what the actual fuck?

I hurried and got in the shower. As I came out in a towel, I found Bella sitting on my bed. She was wearing her tight little Nirvana t-shirt as promised and white shorts. I still couldn't believe she was mine.

"Were you listening to me shower?" I asked with mock prudeness.

"Of course I was. I sneak in everyday just to hear you shower," she said casually, while laying back and exposing a sliver of skin on her stomach and a lot of leg.

"Did you get my text about bringing a dress?" I asked tearing my eyes away from her to put on deodorant.

"Yes. I brought one with a turtle neck that goes down past my ankles with Mary Jane shoes. I also brought my bible, hoping we could have a devotional on the way there," she said sarcastically. "No, I brought the only dress I own that wasn't for a homecoming dance."

I rolled my eyes and bent down to get a shirt out of my dresser.

"Mmm, dat ass," Bella said in a attempt at a ghetto sounding voice.

I wiggled it around and heard Bella's cute giggle.

30 minutes later, we were in the car, on our way. My parents sat in the front seat, grandparents in the captain sets, and me and Bella on the back row in the tahoe. Bella sat in the middle so we could share headphones and watch a movie.

"Ok, I brought The Ugly Truth, Harry Potter 7, and Zombieland. Your pick," She said staring at me with her big brown eyes.

"The Ugly Truth." What? It's funny.

"You are a chick, Cullen," she said pulling it out of her bag.

"Whatever, it's the funniest," I said pouting.

She laughed and put her head on my shoulder.

Bella, of course, fell asleep within the first ten minutes of it, like she did with every movie, and I fell asleep half way through. When I woke up, and the movie was still going I noticed Bella had intertwined our hands under the blanket. It probably wasn't even a conscious decision. She has been doing that since we were little kids, I'd always wake up with her holding my hand. She is so fucking cute.

I still pretended to be asleep because I didn't want to talk to my grandparents. They were discussing colleges for me. I tuned them out and decided to think about Bella.

I knew that I would go to the best college she got into with her. I knew that I would ask her to marry me as soon as I had enough money to provide for her. I also knew that I would be the father of our beautiful children that we would one day have. Of course, Bella didn't know of these plans, but I had been planning them ever since the day Bella climbed the tree outside my window for the first time.

We were 10 and I had gotten bronchitis from Heidi. I was out of school for 2 weeks and our parents wouldn't let me and Bella see each other. She had ridden her bike to my house, and climbed the tree outside my room. She said she had missed me so much that she didn't care if she got sick. It was too much for my little 10-year-old heart to handle and I fell hard for her. My mother had come up and found us asleep. She has pictures. Bella, of course, got sick, and Bella stayed at our house until we were both well enough to go to school.

My grandmother violently shaking me out of my pretend slumber roused me out of my thoughts. It caused me to head-butt Bella as she lifted her head fast, alarmed by the sudden earthquake happening to us.

"Shit," I heard her murmur under her breath, and I hoped Vicki or Carlisle Sr. hadn't heard her.

"Are you ok?" I asked her rubbing her head.

"Yes," she said with a pointed sneer to my grandmother who was loudly getting out of the car.

I sighed as I watched Tanya gleefully run out of her house, with Eugene following close behind. Well, run is a loose term. More like waddled. Tanya was seven months preggers with her first child. I was excited that I was going to be an uncle, but I felt bad for the kid.

Tanya was a neurotic control freak and Eugene was a super nerd. Tanya was in sales and marketing while Eugene worked for the geek squad. They met through mutual friends and got married a year later. They'd been married for two years when Tanya found out she was knocked up. Neurotic women should never, ever get pregnant.

"MOM! DAD! ALL OF YOU, I LOVE YOU," She said with a wide grin, then started sobbing when she hugged my mother. Eugene gently shook hands with my father then pulled his inhaler out of his pocket protector and took a hit. I heard Bella snort beside me. I tried not to laugh.

Bella actually guffawed when she saw Eugene's geek squad car. I pinched her hip and she played it off by coughing.

"Hey Eugene," I said as he slowly approached us, pulling up his glasses with his pointer finger.

"Hey guys. How are you all?" He asked in his squeaky voice.

"Were good," Bella said in a sleepy voice, "and you?"

"Oh, same old, same old. Pretty tired, though. Tan and work are always keeping me busy."

He had somewhat of a dreamy expression when he mentioned my sister and that made me happy. Despite their obvious differences and own freakish issues, they really loved each other a lot.

We all finally made our way into the house after two more outbursts from Tanya.

The rest of the day went fine, Tanya only had 3 spare rooms, so Bella and I had to share a room. I desperately wanted to continue what I had started this morning. Of course, it would have to wait a while, but I had waited 16 years, I could wait a few more hours.

As Bella and I were getting ready, I heard her curse from the bathroom.

"What is it baby?" I asked as I walked in without knocking.

I nearly came when I looked at her. She was wearing this sheer tunic type dress, with a belt, that hit her mid thigh. Her legs looked like they were miles long in her black fuck me pumps and her hair was down surrounding her heart shaped face in big loose curls. Her eyes looked amazing and so sexy. I needed her right this second.

"Edward, this dress is too short! Your grandma is going to think I'm officially a prostitute now!"

I barely heard her. Her shoes. Her legs. Her everything. I picked her up and put her on the counter and spread her legs to stand between them. I captured her lips and devoured her mouth while grinding myself into her. She whimpered and I grinded harder. She threw her head back and groaned, when I hit a particularly sensitive spot, I supposed. I attached my lips to her neck.

"EDWARD, BELLA!" Tanya screamed while knocking on the door.

"WHAT?" I yelled angrily back. I was sick of getting cockblocked by my family.

"LET ME IN, I NEED SOMETHING OUT OF THERE AND ITS ALMOST TIME TO GO!" I was thankful I had locked the door earlier. I went to let her in after readjusting myself and letting Bella fix herself a little so it wouldn't be obvious that I had just attacked her.

As we were about to walk out of the room, Bella bent over to get her purse and I had a perfect view of her lacy thong. It was going to be a long night with blue balls.

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