Chapter 7 The Mental Hangover

Harry woke that morning in a serious daze. What the hell happened? Harry smiled to himself suddenly remembering one of his Draco dreams which was insanly real. But meh so were all the other ones. Harry licked his lips…what was that? That didn't taste like him. He tasted some sort of…sandwich and…was that strawberry kooliad?!He licked his lips again, yes it was! Harry had neither of those things at all yesterday. But, didn't he see Draco having that at dinner last night? No…No….That's impossiable…nothing happened it was all a dream. And then he remebered.

"The note!" He said in a whispered shout. "Where did I put that bloody note…if there is such a note in the first place…" He looked around his bed, nothing, not anywhere. No more ice cream before bed anymore…Seamus is right I do act weird when I have too much ice cream.

With that he got up stripped down and walked into the shower before all the other guys started coming in. It wasent that Harry was embarressed of his body, he liked his body, but the last time he did his eyes slightly trailed off onto another boys body. A certain Oliver Wood, who just happened to choose the shower right next to his. Harry couldn't help but let his eyes wonder onto Oliver's body, I mean the man is gorgeous. Tan but in a way were he didn't even need to step outside to have it, his abs perfectly rippled, down to his very big penis that practically screamed LOOK! LOOK HOW BIG I AM! THINK OF THE PLEASURE I COULD GIVE YOU! And while all this staring was going on Oliver was giving Harry the once over too. Or maybe twice. And then their eyes met and hot pink collided into his face, Oliver on the other hand winked. Well of course Harry was shocked about both of there behavior and decied he better leave. So He grabbed his towel and bolted for the doors. And that's why he can never take a shower with anyone but people he knows are completely unfit. That's also the reason why he cant look Oliver Wood directly in the eyes. And, oh yeah, that was the day he found out he was very very gay.

While in the shower Harry did not notice the crumpled up piece of paper underneath his bed with a heart drawn on it.

Meanwhile Draco was taking his morning shower alone too. Draco didn't care if all of Hogwarts barged in on him now, he was so happy he even started to sing. And what song you ask? What other song does newly found gay man sing?

"It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean
God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!"

As he walked, no, danced out of the shower he found blaise rolling on the floor laughing himself to tears. "Its-raining-men-BUWAHAHAHA!"

Draco simply smiled and with the flick of his wand erased the memory of it.

"What am I doing here?" Blaise said suddnely very confused. He wiped his face to find tears. "Was I crying?"

Draco simply sniggerd and replied as sincerely as possiable. "You just told me everything Blaisey, its ok your secrets safe with me."

"Secret? What secret?!"

"Your gay blaise, and I'm very happy you trusted me enough to come out to me" Oh my god this is great

"I'M NOT GAY! I LOVE PANSY FOR GOD'S SAKE! I HAD SEX WITH HER OVER AND OVER AGAIN! AND ONCE MORE I ENJOYED IT!"

"Blaise you already told me everything, theres no need for secrets anymore. And the reason you like Pansy so much is because, lets face it, she looks like a man." Is Blaise….sweating?

"But-But-"

"Shhh its alright, I wont tell anyone I promise."

"Uh….Uh…I guess..Thank you Draco, you're a, searching for words, really good friend."

"Of course I am. Now why don't you go to breakfast and I'll meet you there."

"O-Ok." Blaise was still very confused but he assumed Draco was right. Besides, Its raining men had been playing in his head since he came to, how could he explain that?

Harry was going to walk into breakfast when he remembered he never went to dumbledores office! Shit!

He ran as fast as he could to his office and walked up the golden starirs. "Ello Dumbledore…you uh wanted to see me?"

"Umm yes, its about the uhh…lets call it "the incident" shall we?"

"Yes sir." Harry's face had turned a nice shade of pink, no darker, perhaps a magenta.

"Harry why would you do that?"

"Well you see, it was a dare."

"Ahhh I understand. Ya know when I was a boy I was the exact same way. Never turned down a dare, not once."

"That's nice sir."

"I remember this one time when I was just your age, my friends dared me to moon the dark arts teacher mrs.Hubberfinkle!What is with young boys and mooning people? Oh! But I will never forget her face, that," Makes shocked face, "HAHAHAHAHA! Hahaha!." Sees Harry very confused face. "Well, hehe, I," Clears throat, "Don't let it happen again."

"Yes sir." A very distraught Harry fumbled out of the room, the thought of the headmaster's arse was very upsetting. "Oh God, its probably all wrinkly and…white..Oh God! Stop. Thinking. About. It!"

"About what lover?" A smooth, low voice said from behind him.

A chill spilled down his spine, the only person that could do that to him was-"Draco?" No one was there. "Merlin, what the bleedin hell is happening to me? I need to talk to hermione. Once I talk to her…things will make sense…" He trailed of and tried to collect his thoughts.

As he walked away Draco peaked out from behind the wall, doing what he does best, smirking.

Yeah this one isnt that good but at least I gave you a mental image of Draco singing its raining men in the shower. And all the rights to that song go to whoever made it…And whoever did THANK YOU!!!! Merry Christmas everyone! Haha im sucha loser.