Warning!
This chapter is made by my weirdness, so if you can't handle it don't read, anyway enjoy! XD
Luna P.O.V.
It's been a week ever since i came to the Naruto universe and lived with the Akatsuki. And to be honest, it's quite fun. It was another day, I opened my eyes, blinked, stretched, tried to open the door, got slammed in the wall again by Konan… yeah pretty normal.
Now I was slaying in the living room, Konan was making breakfast, and it already smelled burned. I really like Konan, she's awesome, but her cooking is dangerous. We were the only one so I took my chance and jumped on the little table with the remote control, I want to see what ninja's watch on TV. I looked at the remote control, it didn't look any different from the one we use in my universe. I clicked the red button and the TV turned on, I grinned, let's see what they watch.
I clicked on the first number which was number one, surprise, surprise. It was the weather channel, my jaw dropped, it was a ninja hanging upside down with a card of the land of fire, it was sunny, and there were little shuriken that were supposed to be the sun, to show you that it will be sunny and warm, hm I would like to go out to see the world a little.
Second channel, it was the cooking channel, the woman on the channel made a cake and it had the form of a kunai, and it looked tasty, then she made some ramen. I didn't know it was made that easy, I always thought that you had to make a lot of stuff but it wasn't like that at all, then she made some sushi, I looked at the door that opened to see Kisame, he stopped and looked at me, then the TV screen that showed the woman that was chopping the fish for the sushi, he paled a little, his eyes wandered off to me, I grinned and licked my lips.
Click
He closed the door, I heard some footsteps walking away quickly, I giggled and turned back to the TV, next channel, number three it was a music channel, wow some weird music but it sounds so… familiar like I heard it before. I shrugged It off and clicked the next channel, channel fore, it was a kids channel, my eyes widened, you got to be kidding me. Ninjabob Kunaipants and his best friend Patrick shuriken, it was a ninja with kunai hanging on his pants and his best friend was a giant shuriken that had the name Patrick, he wore green pants with purple flowers and was very clumsy. Why does this all sound so familiar.
Click
The door opened again to show Kisame and Itachi, I smirked. They walked in, closed the door and Kisame followed Itachi close to him, probably afraid. Itachi sat down on the couch, I was sitting on the little table, flickering channels, Kisame looked a little doubtful "Meow" he looked at me, I smiled and he sat down, I turned back to the TV "What are you doing?" I looked back choked, Itachi was talking, ant this early in the morning too, wow "Meow" I meowed and turned back to the TV "See, I told you, she was watching the TV, but earlier she was watching a cooking channel and it showed how to make sushi" Kisame whispered to Itachi "Hn" I sweat dropped.
Anyway, next channel, channel five, it was a crime channel ANBU Konoha, it showed murderess and how the ANBU solved them, how they followed and fought the criminals and eventually found the bad guy and everything was fine. Why does they remind me of CSI Miami? I shook my head this just got really weird. The door opened to reveal an annoyed Sasori and Deidara, Toba was running behind them shouting, I looked behind me and almost jumped when I saw Kakuzu sitting and counting his money, when did he get here? Every one sat down somewhere, except Tobi.
"Good morning Itachi-san! Good morning Kakuzu-san! Good morning Sasori-danna! Good morning- Daidara-sampai! Good morning Kaisame-san! Good Morning Konan-chan!" he shouted and ran into the kitchen to Konan, he then ran back into the living room "Good morning Luna-chan!" he shouted, I yowled as he pulled me into a hug running around almost dropping me a few times.
"Tobi un! Let Luna down, you're going to drop her yeah!" Deidara shouted annoyed, Tobi stopped.
"Tobi is a good boy, Tobi would never drop Luna-chan!" he shouted swinging be back and forward.
"Tobi put her down" Sasor said, Tobi did as ordered, he put me down and sat down in his emo corner looking all depressed. I sighed and walked over to him, putting mu two front paws on his leg, he looked at me "Meow" he seemed to be happy because he jumped up and hugged me, almost suffocating me, this feel so… familiar.
"Luna-chan likes Tobi! Tobi is a good boy!" he shouted happily, I smiled also feeling a little happy, I really like it here with them, it feel like the home I never had.
He ran over to the couch and jumped down with me on his lap, he was caressing me, I looked at the remote control and jumped off of his lap onto the table, I sat down and looked at the TV again, next channel. I clicked the button and it was number six, it was a fighting channel, it seemed to get every body's attention. There were two ninja's fighting in a small ring that was closed off with a seal, nobody can get in or out until one of them gives up of dies.
"Yeah un! Kick his ass hm!" Deidara shouted.
"Yeah right, the other guy will definitely win, he has more skill!" Kisame said, Deidara glared at him.
"No un! He will lose, the other has more strength yeah!" Deidara shouted.
"The other has more skill and speed, he will definably win!" Kisame shouted.
"Shut up Brat!" Sasori hissed.
"Hn" Itachi said?
"But Sasori-danna!" Deidara whined.
"But Itachi!" Kisame whined
"Tobi!" Tobi whined, I sweat dropped.
"Shut up!" Deidara hissed at Tobi.
This is getting out of hand, I looked at the remote again and rose a eyebrow. There was a movie button, I pressed the button and the fight was replaced with a list if movies.
"Hey (un)! I was watching that (yeah)!" Deidara and Kisame whined, I glared at them and they went silent.
"I can't believe a little kitten is in charge of the remote" Sasori said a little annoyed, I grinned.
"Hn" I sweat dropped, damn Uchiha.
"Tobi want's to watch a movie!" Tobi shouted, I looked at list again, my jaw dropped.
Movie list:
-Lord of the Shuriken
-Ninjawars
-The ninja wears Prada
-Batninja
-Spiderninja
-Ninja Potter
-War of the Nijnjaworlds
-Fast and the Furious ninja's
-James Ninja
-How to train your ninja
-Scooby ninja
-Jaws
-The sound of ninja
-Ninja Games
-Nightmare at Konoha
-Ninja and Juliet
-Ninjabell
-Ninja in Boots
-X-Ninja
-GI Ninja
-Planet of the Ninjas
I was rolling on the ground laughing, everybody looked at me like I was insane.
"What's gotten into her un?" Deidara asked, I just laughed more and more.
"Hn" Everybody sweat dropped
"Tobi want's to watch How to train your ninja!" Tobi shouted, I laughed a little less.
"No Tobi un! Were watching Lord of the Shuriken! Yeah!" Deidara shouted, I was breathing heavily.
"No were watching Jaws!" Kisame said
"Hn" everybody looked at Kisame.
"He said he wants to watch Nightmare at Konoha" Kisame translated.
"I want to watch Ninja wears Prada!" Konan called from the kitchen "Oh and breakfast is almost ready!" she called, well I'm off.
I stood up and walked to the door, jumped up and opened the door, the others were fighting over the movies, I walked out of the living room and into the long and dark hallways of the Akatsuki hideout, Jashin-sama watch over me.
As I was walking in the long and dark hallways of the Akatsuki hideout I came to a series of doors, every door had either a name of a symbol on it, I looked at the first door, it had a name on it, Kisame. I smirked as I jumped and opened the door, I peeked inside, the walls were painted light blue, there was a king sized bed in the middle, some parts in the room were painted green, it looked like seaweed. There was a bid closet, two little bedside tables on either side of the bed, one had a lamp, the other was empty and a door at the other wall, probably the door to his bathroom.
The floor was a beautiful brown color, it was a wooden floor. The room looked very nice, a shark would love to live here, I turned back, I don't want to waste to much time, breakfast will be done soon, I left the door open because I don't know how to close it in my form yet and walked to the next room which happened to have the Uchiha symbol on it, I smirked. Itachi's room.
I jumped and opened the door, I peeked into the room, wow, it had a dark blue color with a king sized bed in the middle, the Uchiha clan symbol on the wall with the bed, a closet at the other wall, and a door on the other, probably the door to his bathroom, he had a beautiful wooden floor. The room looked beautiful, it really was. Damn that Uchiha has taste, I walked back and left the room, now I'm curious, how will the other rooms look?
I sweat dropped as I came to the next door, it read 'Art is a bang!' heh, Deidara. I jumped and opened the door, I peeked inside, it had a beige color, a king sized bed, a closet and door to his bathroom at one wall and at the other wall he had shelves with little sculptures on them, all kinds of clay sculptures they looked beautiful. I looked at the sculptures a little more, there were so many and there was even a little kitten sculpture, it looked a lot like me, I giggled and walked to the door, I left Deidara's room and walked to the next.
The next room had the name Sasori on it, I smirked Sasori's room. I jumped and opened the door, I peeked in, the room was red, a king sized bed in the middle, a tabled with a puppet that looked like it was in the making, at one wall you had a closet and a door to his bathroom, at the other wall ware a lot of puppets, and I mean a lot, you could barely see the wall, all the puppets looked beautiful, there were so many different puppets, some had katana's, others tails, others just kunai and scrolls.
I looked at the puppets one last time and left his room, damn the guys in the Akatsuki were not as messy as I thought. I share a room with Konan and she has a beautiful room, it's white with one blue wall, a king sized bed, at one wall you had a closet and the door to her bathroom, at the other wall she had shelves with little paper figures, they were so cute, some looked really difficult yet beautiful, she had a table with all kinds of paper to make her paper figures.
I stopped at the next door, it read Kakuzu, heh I'm going to steal some money. I jumped up and fell back down, the door was locked, damn, probably to keep his money safe, I sighed and walked to the next room, I stopped and looked at the symbol, a circle with a upside down triangle, I jumped up and the door opened. I remember that Hidan wasn't in the living room this morning, he's always sleeping the longest. I have to be careful, I peeked inside.
The room was red with the symbol on every wall, on one wall you had a closet with a door to his bathroom, on the other wall you had a holder for his scythe, a king sized bed in the middle with Hidan sprawled on it. I looked at the middle of the room, there was a body next to the symbol on the ground, blood all over the room. If the smell didn't kill you then the sight will. Wow, the room looked badass, it really did, I walked over to Hidan avoiding the blood, you could hear his snoring from the hallway.
I looked at him, he was sprawled on the bed, laying on his back, snoring loudly. I smirked as I got an idea, I tried to jump on the bed but fell down with a 'Thud', I froze as he stopped snoring, he moved a little and began to snore again, I sighed relieved, I looked at the end of the bed to see his blanket hanging half on the bed, half on the floor, I walked over to it and climbed on the bed, I walked over to Hidan.
I looked at his snoring face and smirked, he didn't cause trouble with me the last few days so I will wake him up a little less choking.
"Breakfast is ready!" I heard Konan call, I smirked and looked at Hidan.
I climbed on his chest and looked at him "Meow" he kept snoring, well I can't even hear myself thinking over his snoring "Meow!" I kitty yelled at him, still no budging, an vein popped on my head, I hoisted my paw and slapped it in his face, I facefawed him, heh. He rubbed his face and continued to sleep, I extended my claws and clawed his face, his eye shot open, he looked at me and I looked at him.
His hand went to his face and he looked at his hand to see blood, he looked back at me, I didn't want to cause a fight this early in the morning and kept looking at him, his eyes narrowed "What the fuck do you want?" he asked, wow asked and not shouted "Meow" I meowed and looked at the door, he looked at the door too "Meow" I meowed again and jumped off the bed, I looked at him and gestured to come, he stood up and glared at me "Why should I fucking listen to you?" he asked, I glared at him as somebody appeared at the door.
It was Tobi "Let's go Hidan-san! Konan-chan made us breakfast she send me to wake you up! Oh Luna-chan is here too!" he shouted running in the room, his arms in the air "Get fucking out of here Lollipop!" Hidan shouted annoyed "Luna-chan already woke you up!" Tobi shouted ignoring Hidan causing him to grow angrier, I walked over to Tobi "Meow" he looked at me "What is it Luna-chan?!" he asked exited "Meow" I meowed again and walked to the door, Tobi followed.
"Let's go Hidan-san breakfast is ready!" Tobi shouted following me, he scooped me up and ran to the kitched shouting "Yey Luna-chan and Tobi are a good boy and a good kitten!" he burst into the kitchen with me in his hands, he placed me on the counter and ran to his seat at the table. Did I tell you that they gave me a seat, well a place at the table, so I eat with them and not on the ground? No? No? Well now you do know. Konan placed the food? in front of me, I gulped.
The food? Looked like something between a snail/ dog/ minced meat and some sort of plant and it was moving! Moving I'm telling you! I shivered.
"Well eat up everybody! I made some eggs with some rice and carrots" she said 'Those things are that?!' I shouted in my head, I looked down on my plate and gulped, the others looked doubtful too, Konan looked at the food happily, she took a bite and paled, greened, blued and turned some sort of pink, she got her color back and smiled at us.
"Um, I forgot that Leader-sama wants to talk to me, I have to go" she said and left us, I sighed relieved.
"Were saved un" Deidara sighed also relieved, I nodded "Meow" I meowed.
"Why is Tobi's breakfast moving?!" Tobi asked, we looked at his food to see it moving also, the food seemed t be moving to each other, my eyes widened. The food is gathering to make itself bigger to attack us!
I jumped off the table and ran to the first person I saw, Itachi. I hid behind his leg looking at the food? Of whatever it is, it was gathering and it became bigger. Everybody was now at the other side of the kitchen with wide eyes, Itachi scooped me up and held me close, for once I was scared.
BAM
We looked at the door to see Hidan, he looked at the food monster and his eyes widened.
"What the fuck is this?!" he yelled, the food monster turned to him and attacked him, we all looked. He pulled his scythe put and tried to cut it but his scythe just went through the food monster and it got a hold of Hidan.
"Let go you fucking piece of shit!" he yelled at the food monster, Deidara pulled out a clay bird and tossed it at the food monster "Katsu!" the clay exploded and the monster let go of Hidan, it turned around and attacked Deidara.
"Deidara-sampai watch out!" Tobi yelled as the monster went after Deidara, and it was fast.
"We have to stop it!" Kisame yelled as the monster was running after Deidara, it stopped and turned to us, it seemed like it was thinking. It split up into seven pieces, every peace went after one of us, I was with Itachi. The piece was fighting, damn what did Konan do to make it live, maybe she was the original maker of Frankenstein!
We were fighting with all we had.
"Damn un! This thing doesn't want to die yeah!" Deidara yelled exploding more clay birds.
"How did Konan make it live is the question!" Sasori shouted also fighting one of the food monsters
"We have to find a way to destroy it without destroying more stuff!" Kakuzu yelled pissed off that some furniture was destroyed.
"Hn!" we sweat dropped.
"He said that Kakuzu's right, we have to destroy it, it might get out of hand!" Kisame yelled fighting the food monster with Samehada.
"Help Tobi doesn't want to die!" Tobi shouted while running away from the food monster that was chasing him.
Suddenly the food monsters stopped, everybody looked at their food monster, it jumped back and formed one big food monster, my eyes widened.
"It's raising it's chakra" we all looked at Itachi, he said that, we looked at the food monster, I gulped.
My eyes widened as the thing looked at me, it looked a little exited and hungry.
"The monster is looking at Luna-chan!" Tobi shouted, my eyes widened more as the food monster was right in front of us, it tackled Itachi, nobody expected this, it coughed everybody off guard, I flew out of Itachi's arms, I expected pain but it never came, I looked to see that Sasori coughed me, I sighed relieved.
"It's after Luna, we have to destroy it before it can eat her or whatever it want to do with her" Sasori said the others nodded.
"Hn" we looked at Kisame.
"He said that the thing is fast, it coughed him off guard" Kisame translated.
The food monster attacked again, Hidan tried to cut it but it split into two pieces and attacked at the same time in high speed. Deidara tried to explode it but it was unfazed, Kakuzu tried to grab it with his threads but it just crumbled and reformed. Itachi tried to flame it but it avoided his flames, it looked a little scared? Kisame tried to take it's chakra but it split in two at the point where Samehada should have touched it.
It fused back onto one again and attacked me and Sasori, Tobi was running around screaming, Sasori used his puppets, the food monster was take back and had some trouble with the puppets, wait how does It have trouble with puppets, it could have just split in two like the other times. Unless it's a- my eyes widened, but it was too late. A little food monster tackled Sasori and I flew out if his arms, I slammed into a wall and slid down with a 'Thud'.
I opened my eyes feeling a little dizzy, I looked at my side. My eyes widened, the food monster was right in front of me, then it began to change and it formed a mouth. I paled as it got closer it tried to run but it was too fast, I walked back and hit the wall, the mouth got closer and closer and everything went black.
Hidan P.O.V.
The food fucker opened his mouth and ate Luna, my eyes widened. No, I can't let this happen, Jashin-sama told me to protect her and here I am letting her get eaten by some fucking weird food fucker. But the weirdest fucking thing is that Lollipop stopped running and shouting, his hands clenched, he seemed to be fucking pissed. I shrugged it off and turned to the food fucker pissed.
"Let her go you fucking food fucker!" I shouted taking my scythe and running at the piece of shit, threads came out of the ground and coughed me.
"Let me fucking go Kakuzu!" I shouted at the fucker, how dare he fucking stop me.
"Hida,! If you try to slice it, you may slice Luna!" he hissed, I stiffened, fuck!
"We need a plan" Pinocchio said "And we have to be fast"
"When I attacked it, it seemed to be frightened of my fire, we need to catch it and burn it" we looked at the Uchiha fucker, he talked for once.
"It also seemed to be frightened of Samehada" Marmaid said
"Watch out un!" Barbie shouted, we looked at the food fucker as it attacked, my eyes widened as I struggled in the strings, I have to get out and save Luna!
"Almighty push!" We froze, the monster was send flying into the other wall, we looked at the door and saw Pain in the ass and the Paper bitch that made the food fucker. He walked closer to the food fucker, it tried to attack Pain in the ass but he slammed it to the wall again with his 'Almighty push' he bend down, glaring at it? And pushed his hand into it, the food fucker seemed to be struggling.
Pain in the ass pulled something out, my eyes widened it was Luna. Pain in the ass then tossed the food fucker at us "Itachi!" he called, the Uchiha bitch nodded, made some hand signs and roosted the food fucker, only ash remained, we all sighed relieved.
"Kakuzu take Luna and see if she's ok" Pain in the ass said, Kakuzu nodded and walked away with Luna in his arms, I wanted to go after him, to make sure she's fine.
"The rest of you might explain what this is all about?" Pain in the ass asked, we looked at the Paper Bitch, she smiled sheepishly and scratched the back of her neck.
"Well…"
Chapter 7!
Wow, my imagination is scary, anyway this was fun to write and now my next guest to do the disclaimer… Itachi Uchiha!
*Fan girls squealing and shouting, clapping and whistling*
Itachi: Hn
BMX: Just do it
Itachi: Hn
BMX: I mean it, do it or you will regret it
Itachi:… Hn
BMX: Fine, no more dango for you mister!
Itachi: BloodyMoonX doesn't own Naruto or us except for Luna, now will I get my dango?
BMX: Good boy! Here is some dango!
Itachi: :3 * eating dango*
BMX: :3 *happy she made him do the disclaimer*
BMX: Bye guy's and don't forget to… read, vote, comment/ review
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Itachi: Looks at BMX
BMX: Looks at Itachi
Itachi & BMX: Looking away quickly with a blush
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