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A/N: almost the end of reposted chapters hurrah!

Chapter Seven : House Rules

IN THE CRAP SHACK

They were watching Willy Wonka on the couch when Rory and Lorelai started singing….

"Oompa loompa doompety doo

I've got a perfect puzzle for you

Oompa loompa doompety dee

If you are wise you'll listen to me"

Lorelai and Rory sang joyfully with the music while Tristan had to contain his laughter.

"What do you get when you guzzle down sweets

Eating as much as an elephant eats

What are you at, getting terribly fat

What do you think will come of that

I don't like the look of it"

They continued to sing and Tristan was already chuckling … very hard…it was probably the site of them dancing as well…

"Oompa loompa doompety da.

If you're not greedy, you will go far.

You will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do Doompety do"

Tristan burst out laughing… he was rolling on the floor trying to contain his laughter but it really wasn't working. The 2 dancing Oompa Loompas stopped and looked at him.

"Mr Dugrey... I would not like to think that you are laughing at us… I wonder where my list is…"

Tristan's laughing stopped abruptly and now it was their turn to laugh.

"you stop laughing just cos my mums mentions the list, why can't I have something like that…"

"Yea…well…" Tristan thought of a comeback "I have the coffee though… the glorious wonderful coffee.." Tristan smirked.

So now silence had filled the room.

"Mr Satan…" Rory broke the silence… "You are not allowed to deprive us of our wonderful coffee…"

Tristan opened his mouth to say something but Lorelai got in first "Ok… guys.. stop this little lovers quarrel of yours.. Tristan will give us the coffee and he won't go on the list… Ok? And I've just realised its almost one in the morning… you should get back home bible boy."

"Yea.. I probably should…"

Tristan walked towards the door… when he opened it he was stunned to see it was pouring rain… And he couldn't see a thing in the pouring rain and the darkness of the night... in short… he couldn't get home in this weather…

"Oh no…Umm…. Rory… we have a bit of a problem…"

Rory looked out into the darkness… "I kinda realised that… I'm not that stupid Tristan"

"Who would've thought… " Tristan said under his breath

"OI! I heard that Mr Dugray… you want to stay here tonight you better learn some manners!"

Tristan bowed mockingly and said in an over polite manner "Yes, Ms Gilmore"

Lorelai bounced onto the porch.. "Oh Hey... I guess you're staying here tonight… raining pretty hard eh? Rory, go set up the couch for our… guest"

"What? Fine…" Rory wandered into the house… and here was her thinking that she was the one who was ordering round people ie Tristan. Oh well, she thought, it IS Lorelai.

Outside Lorelai was explaining the house rules which included politeness to garden gnomes and coffee machines named Tom.

"Ok… last thing. DO NOT WAKE UP AT 10 OR EARLIER! Us Gilmores need their sleep. If for some satanic reason you wake up earlier. Don't you DARE wake us up. Oh… and… make sure there's coffee for us in the morning… Please." Lorelai smiled sweetly and walked back in the house.

Tristan chuckled and followed in afterwards "Don't worry, I'll be good"

A/n ok.. so what did you think? Please review! Constructive criticism welcome…