DISCLAMER: When a queens name and age appears in brackets and italicized text it is to act as their interview or "floating head" confessional commentary.

Episode 1: Don't Sleep On Me Bitch

"The magic has arrived ladies!" the first queen yells as she steps into the werqroom. She's wearing a gold off the shoulder, Native American inspired crop top and shorts with a long flowing train. On her head are brown side bangs and 2 big bushes of feathers on each side of her head, resembling pigtails. She looks around and notices that no one else is in the room. "Damn.. so I'm the first one huh? I guess its always good to put your best foot forward."

{Fantasia Star (28) Atlanta, GA}

African American

"My name is Fantasia Star, I'm 28 years old, and I'm from hot Lanta! Fantasia is very big in the pageant scene but that's not all there is to me. I'm here to prove that all pageant queens don't have to stay in this little box."

A fuller queen walks into the werqroom in a white and blue 1950s pin up sailor look. "Well hello America!" she says as she salutes to the camera.

{Natasha Gofigure (36) Anderson, IN}

Native American

"My name is Natasha Gofigue, I am 36 years old, and I am a Broadway and theater queen." She says smiling at the camera. "Being a theater queen, you have to be good at everything. So I'm going to apply that same energy here."

Natasha goes over to greet Fantasia. "Hi, I'm Natasha!"

"I'm Fantasia." She says returning the handshake. She then points Natasha up and down, "I'm loving the look!"

{Fantasia Star (28)}

"Natasha's big ass walks in in a sailor bathing suit! Giving me pen up realness" She snaps her finger "Werk, bitch."

The next queen enters in a woman's suit and skirt with black and white stripes. She's wearing black lingerie underneath. The look is competed with a black hat and fiery red hair "Hello girls!" She says smiling to the other queens.

{Miss Fortune (33) Las Vegas, NV}

Caucasian

"I'm Miss Fortune, I am 33, and I'm a sexy Vegas show girl." She says shimmying. "But, not like a Nicole Paige Brooks type of showgirl that just wears costumes. I do this shit for a living."

The 4th queen walks into the werqroom wearing a suit made of neon orange iridescent plastic. She has a white wig structured and styled to look like a wave on her head. "You better look out bitches! Lightning's about to strike!" She poses and snatches off her plastic neon green glasses.

{Lightning (38) Ney York City, NY}

Caucasian

"The storm just rolled in bitches. I'm Lightning, I'm 38, and I'm from NYC. Lightning is very bright and colorful. It matches my electric personality."

Lightning goes over and introduces herself to the other queens.

{Fantasia Star (28)}

"Miss Lightning comes in looking like she just stepped straight out of a Missy Elliot music video. And I'm living for it."

The next queen turns the corner in a full white body suit with silver and gold tiger stripe details. The entire costume is stoned, down to the pumps. on the queen's head sits a wavy blonde ombre wig. "The true beauty is here."

{Premier Summers (30) New York City, NY}

Caucasian

"I'm Premier Summers, I'm 30 years old, and I from the Big Apple. My drag is very fish. My esthetic is very exaggerated female illusion. I came here to prove that us model queens have just as much talent as any other girl."

Everyone oohs and ahs at the outfit as they introduce themselves.

{Natasha Gofigure (36)}

"Premier, that is a real woman. She's real fish"

As Premier Summers is introducing herself to the others she recognizes Lightning. "Hey, I know you."

{Premier Summers (30)}

"I've heard Lightning's name a lot around New York. She's a little farther down on the fame pole than I am, but it's cool to see her here."

"Get ready bitches it's about to get hot!", the next queen yells and she runs into the werqroom and starts to cha-cha. She's wearing a rainbow tassel cha cha dress that moves beautifully with her dancing. The whole work room lights up in "YAS!" and "YOU BETTER WERK BITCH!"

{Fuego (32) Carolina, PR}

Puerto Rican

"My name is Fuego! I'm 32 years old and I came all the way from Puerto Rico to slay all these bitches. Fuego is hot. Fuego is sexy. Fuego gives the crowd life!"

Fuego joins the other girls. "Hola ladies! My name is Fuego."

"Because you're hot?" Miss Fortune asks.

Fuego responds with "You got it baby! I'm PHAT."

Miss Fortune cocks her head to the side in confusion

{Miss Fortune (33)}

"….Girl what?"

The next queen enters the werqroom wearing a glittery forest green trumpet dress. She also has a gold sash from a past pageant win of hers. "Let's get this competition started ladies!"

{Bella Noel (52) Dallas, TX}

Caucasian

"My name is Bella Noel straight from Dallas Texas."

"And what's your age?" a producer asks.

"Don't worry about my age baby. You don't ask a lady her age", she playfully snapped back.

"Im pageant fish. I'm used to competition. I'm not scared of none of these drag babies."

Bella joins the others and they all introduce themselves. Premier says, "I'm loving this gown darling!"

"Thank you sweety." Bella replies as she blows her a kiss.

"Because if it's not green I'm not interested!" Fuego says to which everyone laughs.

The next queen enters wearing a short dress with the Miami skyline on a sunset. The dress is complimented by a graffiti green "Miami" necklace and turquoise bob to her shoulders. "305 is in the house bitches!"

{Antionna (19) Miami, FL}

African American and Mexican

"It's me, Antionna. Straight from the 305! Antionna is very hood, shes very banjie. But she's hood fabulous."

"Oh my gosh" Natasha Gofigure says. "You look so young."

"How old are you sugar?" Bella asks.

"I'm 19" Antionna responds.

Everyones eyes widen in disbelieve.

{Lightning (38)}

"This girl isn't even old enough to get into the club! How does she think she can compete on drag race?"

The next queen strolls in wearing an all blue and white Snow White dress. Her hair is a long straight white wig with china bangs. The look is completed by a front facing black bow positioned high on her head with a red apple in the middle covering the knot. "I'm here bitches." She looks at the other queens "Yall can go home now."

{Candice Smith (27) Chicago, IL}

Caucasian

"My name is Candice Smith, I'm 27 years old, and I am from Chicago. My drag name comes from my aunts always telling me I'm sweet like candy and Mr. and Mrs. Smith is my favorite movie, so I got Candice "Candy" Smith". She adds "A lot of people are intimidated by me so I'm ready to come in and shake this competition up."

"I hope you girls are ready!" The next queen says as she enters the werqroom. She's wearing a bathing suit with a long flowing robe with colors of orange, pink, and purple.

{Serina Oliver (24) Austin, TX}

Caucasian

"My name is Serina Oliver and I'm 24 years old. My style is very pageant, very elegant, and very classy. I'm here to snatch this crown and add it to my many others." "Winning is kind of a habit for me" She says with a shrug.

Bella Noel yells out "OH MY GOD! My baby's here!" Serina runs over to her yelling "mom".

"Oh, so this is your daughter?" Premier Summers asks.

"Yes, this is my drag daughter. This is my baby." Bella answers.

{Bella Noel (52)}

"Yes, I am competing with my drag daughter. I had to drag Serina into the drag pageant scene. She already knows she'd better be on her best behavior on TV."

The next queen enters the werqroom wearing a baby blue body suit with eyeballs glued all over it. She has a short wavy neon orange wig and a neon orange pump. "Let's get weird, bitches!"

{Sapphire Moon (23) Brooklyn, NY}

Caucasian

"My name is Sapphire Moon and I'm from Brooklyn, New York. Sapphire doesn't look like any other queen. I pride myself in being weird and out of the box." "So get ready to see some crazy shit!", she says with a giggle.

"Hey bitch!" Lightning yells, greeting her with a hug.

{Lightning (38)}

I'm gagged that Sapphire is here! I've worked with her a lot in New York and the girl really knows her stuff.

Premier Summers eyes Sapphire up and down.

{Premier Summers (30)}

"As usual, Sapphire looks like a mess. Girl bye'" She says with an eyeroll.

The next queen enters with an all-black anime school girl uniform. She has straight silver hair with. a black ribbon tied into it. "Room for one more?"

{Charity Crystal (22) Seattle, WA}

Korean

"My name is Charity Crystal, I'm 11 years old and I'm from Seattle, Washington. My drag persona is a living 11- year- old porcelain doll" She says batting her eyes."

The final queen enters the werqroom. She's wearing a sequined Cubs jersey as a dress with a white fur coat. She has on red cloves and blonde box braids. "good mornting ladies." She says as she flips her braids to the side.

{Aisha Braveheart (25) Chicago, IL}

African American and Caucasian

My name is Aisha Braveheart, I'm 25 years old, and I am from Chicago, Illinois. Aisha loves to wow the crowd, so you never really know what she's gonna do. Hell, sometimes I don't know what I'm gonna do."

"Hey girls!" Aisha says as she walks over to greet the other girls. Her face CRACKS when she sees Candice Smith. She looks her up and down and give her a "Hey."

Candice Rolls her eyes and says, "Hey bitch…" in the driest way possible.

All of the girls join in an "Oooohhh."

"I'm sensing some tension from you two already. Do you guys know eachother?" Natasha Gofigure asks, referring to Candice and Aisha.

"Yeah, we're both from Chicago." Aisha tells the group.

{Aisha Braveheart (25)}

Me and Kandy have been rivals for as long as we've both been drag queens. We started at the same time in the same city. We had to fight for attention and it got ugly sometimes."

"You ladies all look fantastic though!" Aisha tells the other girls.

"OOOHH GIRL! SHE DONE ALREADY DONE HAD HERSES!", rings threw the room. The 13 queens all gather around the tv monitor.

Mama Ru pops up on the screen. She's asleep with a eye mask on and snoring. She jumps awake and pulls the mask off, "Oh, hey kitty girls. So good to see you all woke up on time to get here. The road to achieving your dreams starts now!"

Ru enters the room and greet the queens with a "Hello, hello, hello!"

The queens all turn to the stairs behind them and applaud RuPaul as he descends.

"Hello ladies, and welcome to RuPaul's Fanfic Drag Race. You are a part of history as this is the first fanfic of its kind. Each week you will participate in a challenge that will test your Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent." Everyone claps and cheers.

{Sapphire Moon (23)}

"This means so much to me. I have too much to prove by coming here. I MUST prove myself."

"So let's get started with your first mini challenge shall you'll be having a photo shoot with me and the brilliant Mike Ruiz. Gentlemen, start you engines. And may the best woman… win"

Aisha walks onto the photo shoot set. "Hey gurl!" She calls to Ru and Mike.

They great her and Mike tells her to stand in front of the back drop.

"Something's about to happen... and I don't want you to freak out" Mike says to Aisha.

"….Ok?" Aisha responds timidly. Just then the lights in the studio go out. Aisha jumps and then a strobe light starts flashing in front of her.

"It's a strobe light photoshoot!" RuPaul yells in excitement.

{Aisha Braveheart (25)}

Bitch… a strobe light though? Girl, I'm light skin I need some lighting.

After a few more girls have had their photoshoots Premier comes to set.

"Premier Summers. How are you doll?" Ru asks. Are you ready for your photoshoot?

"Yes ma'am let's do-", Premier's sentence is cut off by the lights going out. Then the light starts to strobe.

RuPaul asks her "Are you ready for a strobe light photoshoot?"

"Nice try RuPaul! I've done this before!" Premier cheers in excitement.

"Well then show me whatcha got girl!" Mike Ruiz yells to her with endearment.

Premier starts to model and pose like its second nature.

{Premier Summers (30)}

"Have the other queens not done a strobe photoshoot before? No? That's unfortunate"

Back in the werkroom the queens are taking of their drag. When they are all back to being boys, Ru and Mike come in to join them.

"I hope you girls had fun!" RuPaul says to the girls. "And the winner of this week's mini challenge is…. Premier Summers!"

Premier jumps up and down in celebration while the other girls clap for her.

{Premier Summers (30)}

"YYYYAAASSSSS! I won the first mini challenge!" She yells, doing a mini celebration in her seat. "These bitches can't beat me at what I do best."

"For winning this mini challenge you will receive a small advantage in the main challenge. And speaking of the main challenge, why not meet me over in the next studio to find out what it'll be." The queens and Ru say bye to Mike Ruiz and leave.

The queens and Ru enter a set with 13 beds with 13 different bed sets on each one.

{Lightning (38)}

"We walk in and there's 13 beds…. Is this a sleeping challenge or..?"

"Welcome to your first challenge ladies. Behind me are 13 different bed sets… These are going to be your materials for your first design challenge." Ru says, making every queen gasp in shock.

"This week you must transform these bed sets into high fashion looks. You can use the pillow cases, comforter, sheets, anything that's part of your bed set." Ru says to the queens. "And Premier Summers, for winning the mini challenge you get to pick first."

"Thank you, mama Ru." Premier says as she smiles and bats her eyelashes at Ru. He the tells her to go ahead and pick her bed set. She picks a bed set with golden sheets and a furry white blanket.

Ru then turns to the other girls and says "Alright, the rest of you girls can pick your beds…. NOW!"

All of the queens rush off into the lines of beds and eventually everyone has chosen their bed set.

Lightning: Galaxy comforter and white sheets

Aisha Braveheart: Puffy brown blanket and tan sheets

Fantasia Star: Furry mint blanket and white pokadot sheets

Charity Crystal: Black velvet blanket and black sheets.

Natasha Gofigure: red blanket and red sheets with whith pokadots

Bella Noel: White blanket with black dead tree designs and black sheets

Miss Fortune: Red, brown, and yellow 70's print blanket and yellow sheets

Serina Oliver: Black and white pokadot blankets and white sheets

Sapphire Moon: Red plaid blanket with black sheets

Antionna: Pink and purple smokey blanket and pink sheets

Fuego: Zebra print blanket and red sheets

Candice Smith: White blanket with red and black roses and black sheets

Back in the workroom the queens get to work working on their looks. Fantasia and Sapphire talk for a second.

"What are you makin' gurl?" Fantasia asks.

Sapphire responds, "Well the plaid was screaming Russian pants. So that's what I'm going to try and convey. Fantasia tells her that that's a sickening idea.

As everyone is working Antionna is just sitting at a table tapping her pencil against her pad.

{Antionna (19)}

"I don't design, I can't sew. So, at this point I'm feeling pretty defeated."

"Hello, Hello, Hello!" Ru says as she walks into the werkroom. He tells the queens that he's there to check on their progress. Starting with Candice.

"Hey Candice, how's it going over here" she asks

"Everything is going well." Candice tells her. Ru then asks her about her design.

"I'm making a body suit, but I'm cutting and measuring very precisely so that the placement of the roses looks intentional." She tells him.

Ru says he love the idea and leave her to get to work. Moving onto Miss Fortune.

"So, Miss Fortune, tell me a little bit about what you're working on" Ru says.

Miss fortune answers, "Well this 70's print jumped out at me right away. So, I really want to go for a 70's, disco, studio 54 type of gig."

"Well you know I LIVE for a good disco queen look." He tells her that he can't wait to see it and moves on to Antionna.

Ru comes over and notices that she hasn't started working on anything. "What's going on doll? I don't see much work done here."

"I know, Ru" She says slumping into her seat.

"What's wrong babe? Talk to mama. That's why I'm here." She tells Antionna.

Antionna says "I'm kind of freaking out already with this challenge. I'm not a designer like some of these other girls. I don't have the sewing skills of some of these other girls.

{Bella Noel (52)}

"If you really don't feel like you're up to par with everyone else here, then maybe you shouldn't be here, sugar."

"Well doll, one thing I can tell you is that you have to do SOMETHING. Just pick a concept, go with it, and execute it. So, get to work and I'll see ya later." Ru leaves her to get to work and goes to Aisha.

He and Aisha greet each other, Ru asking Aisha to explain her design.

"When I saw this tan/cream color I immediately thought "Jumpsuit". And… I'm not really sure what to do with this yet" she says raising the brown blanket.

"Well kitty girl, if I can be honest with you the thought of a tan jumpsuit sounds kind of basic" Ru tells her.

{Aisha Braveheart (25)}

"Oh. My. God. It's the first episode and I'm already in "basic" territory. This is not good."

"Well… I think I can do something with it and make it fashion forward and couture" Aisha says reassuringly.

"I hope so love. Because I know what you can do, and I would hate for you to fade into the background." Ru says before leaving her to her work.

Ru rounds up all the girls. "Alright ladies. Tomorrow you will present your bed set couture on the main stage where our guest judge will be… Heidi Klum"

All of the queens cheer and clap.

{Premier Summers (30)}

"I LOVE Heidi Klum. She's so beautiful, and so well spoken."

"I'm going to leave you girls to work." Ru says to the queens. "Gentlemen, start your engines. And may the best woman... win." With that Ru leaves the girls to work.

The next day the queens enter the werqroom.

{Serina Oliver (24)}

"It's a new day in the werqroom and its elimination day. One of us are leaving today."

Everyone starts to do their makeup and make the finishing touches on their outfits.

"So, what's the deal with you and Candice? Is it just because you guys are both from Chicago or what?" Fantasia ask Aisha out of curiosity.

"Well we both started at the same time in the same city, so….. It was more of a business thing at first but then it got personal and all of a sudden people didn't like each other." Aisha explains.

"Gay boys, right?" Natasha adds in prompting everyone to laugh.