Moon: OK! So Morgan was the only one to give me her opinion on this and she said she likes it off to the side more. So like this it stays!
Morgan: Good.
Kitty: Let's start.
Dutch: I call doing the disclaimer. Moon doesn't claim the rights to Hetalia. She just wishes she owned them.
Moon: Shut up..
Kuroi: I'm going first. Ready for my tortures?
Dares-
Soviet Union(America)- Change your flag to the flag of the soviet union!
France- DIE! Eat 20 scones.
I only reviewed to torture Soviet Union and France~
Moon: That is cool. Review for any reason!
SU(A): No! I let Moon change my name, but I'm not changing my flag.
Russia: Da, I agree. I don't want him that much like me.
Kuroi: AAW!
France: Never! *gets scones shoved in his mouth.*
Heaven: What a wimp.
Moon: Next review is from blueneko4.
Ello! Neko-chan here, just have a a few dares for the hetalia cast!
(they are goanna hate me)
England: Do 7 mintues in hevean with America
Romano: Admit that when you were younger you missed Spain when he left
Greece: Givr Japan a little kiss
Italy: Be smart for once
That's all for now, I will be back!
*if they don't do they dares, I will personal kill them with my blue axe*
Spain: Oh you have an ax as well?
England: W-what? I will not!
Suki: Yes you will. *her and Hungary shove him in a closet with America.*
Hungary: Don't forget to kiss!
Moon: If something interesting happens I want a copy of the video.
Hungary: Of course, sweetheart.
Romano: I-I did not!
Morgan: Don't you lie Romano.
Romano: F-fine. I missed the stupid jerk alright? I admit it.
Spain: *hugs Romano* Aaw! Thank you Roma!
Romano: G-get off!
Torch: *starts poking Greece* Hey Greece. Greece. You gotta kiss Japan. Wake up!
Greece: *yawns* Hmmm?
Kitty: Kiss Japan!
Japan: W-what?
Greece: *shrugs and kisses Japan quickly before falling back asleep.*
Japan: *blushing*
Italy: Ve? I don't get it.
Moon: At least she didn't have to kill anyone.
Torch: A shame. My review!
BUT MOON! IT WAS A GENDERBENDING GUN! so china and italy are girls now!
nick: how many of those changing guns do you have?
many. ONTO THE DARES!
Hungary: b-but you and prussia are so cute together!
austria: i'm not allowed to shoot people but *kicks him you-know-where* GO DIE
IN A FIERY INFERNO!
bad touch trio: PARTY TIME!
japan: you. me. kareoke. need i say more?
america: lets go get taco bell.
moon: i need to update my stories more huh?
dutch: HELLO HOSTESS! *high fives her*
england: i want a scone. gimmie.
belarus: just so you know, i ship you and lithuania. beware my friend.
lithuania: do you like anyone?
russia: can i have a piggy back ride if i become one with you?
PHEONIX POWAHS AWAY! I HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM MARY-SUES! *rides away on a pheonix* come my merry band of hostesses!
Moon: No we discussed this Torch. China can be a girl but I demand you shoot Italy again and turn him back into a boy.
Torch: *sigh* Fine. *shoots him with gender bending gun again* Happy?
China: I'm not aru! I don't wanna be a girl.
Lexi: You'll get use to it. It's not that bad.
Hungary: *blank expression*
Austria: *in pain* The hell!
Moon: Torch!
Torch: Moon!
Kitty: KITTY!
Everyone else: …
Spain, Prussia, and France: Cool a party!
Heaven: Don't stay in a room alone with them.
Moon: She wont! I wanna goto the party.
Torch: Of course!
Japan: M-maybe in a bit.
Lexi: End of chapter?
Moon: Sure.
Kuroi: We need America and England. *runs over to the door and pulls it open.*
Morgan: So? *peaks over her shoulder and grins* Hungary!
Hungary: *holding camera* YES! That's great!
England: *making out with America*
Moon: YES!
Kitty: USUK much Moon?
Moon: Duh!
Torch: America! We are going to Taco Bell!
SU(A): *pulls away from England and blushes* Taco Bell? Okay! I love that place.
Moon: YES! Update more!
Dutch: *high fives Torch* Hey!
England: Okay. *Torch steals a scone*
Belarus: I'm well aware of that. I'm not scared.
Russia: Da!
Belarus: *glares*
Suki: Pffft! My turn!
Torch cut me off! I like this though, it's cool.
Moon: I love the song! But I teared up a bit. And are you colorfulgirl513,
because it leads to her favorites?
Italy: Yeah, and they have a gift card that says 'Give the gift of Italy'.
Germany: *Clooooose faaaaace cheeeeek pooooooke*
Japan: YES! Sweet. Although kimono's kinda tick me off. I hate skirts.
America: Finished those books yet?
England: Yay! *nibble*
Russia: Never mind then! *run*
France: What's your favorite country (besides yourself)?
China: *pooooooooooke*
Spain: Yeah! *hug* Thank you!
Prussia: I'm more awesomer!
Romano: Because we like you! *hug*
Canada: I've got an idea! =w= Go shirtless and paint a big red maple leaf on your chest. Then maybe people will notice you.
Hungary: It's from an old-ish commercial... in America.
Austria: Hey, could you help me with my piano playing? My dad can't but I have a feeling I'll pay more attention to you.
Switzerland: To bad! *more hug*
Liechtenstein: And don't agree with everyone. I'm going to teach you to behave
like a normal (anime liking) girl. Let's start by watching some classics! To the Sailor Moon!
Sweden: So cute! :3 SuFin is awesome!
Finland: Yay! I'll show up in my best elf costume! I'll see you on the 24th, my time.
Sealand: Yeah! England stop being a jeck!
Greece: *huggle* I wish real guys were like you.
And I leave you with one last dose of epicosity: BOOOOOOOOP!
Moon: Suki! Do you watch Tobuscus? And yeah that's my Youtube name.
Suki: I win!
Italy: That's so cool!
Germany: Stop that!
Japan: I apologize, but that is the proper dress wear.
SU(A): *groans* I didn't finish in time and Morgan sent me to that awful concert!
Suki: Should have finished them.
England: I'm glad you like it.
Russia: Very well then.
France: Why Prussia and Spain of course!
China: Please don't poke me aru.
Spain: Anytime you wish. *hugs back*
Prussia: You are not awesomer then me!
Suki: Yes I am!
Prussia: Never!
Suki: Always!
Romano: I don't care.
Canada: I'd rather not.
Hungary: I don't watch much American TV.
Austria: Of course I can.
Switzerland: *sighs*
Liechtenstein: But. But-
Sweden: *nods*
Finland: Sounds great!
Sealand: Ha she agrees you English Jerk!
England: Sealand go home and watch anime.
Sealand: Shut up!
Greece: *smiles* Thank you.
Moon and Suki: BOOOOOP!
Morgan: Next review is from OneGirlStudio.
Hiya, nice to meet you. Can I be a hostess... please? =D
Name: Rae-Chama (OneGirlStudio is annoyingly long da~?)
Personality: quiet, extremely lacking in the emotional deparment (unless yaoi is involved =D), to be feared when angry. Will attack with soul crushing bluntness and sarcasim. Barely shows any facial/outward reactions unless something that interests me is involved =3... but still suprisingly social lol.
Likes: PRUSTRIA GOSH DARN! (prucan can go drown in a river.) Franada, USUK,
GerIta, Spamano, Rochu~ Giripan, PruAusHun (yes in that order.) occasional FrUk *shrugs* can stomach it when nessasary... oh... and... BELARUSXLEICHTENSTEIN FTW XDD! (Sorry. Had to get that out of my system.)
Dislikes: has an unfathomable hatred for PruCan... *eye twitch*, SpBel/RoBel... Marysues/Sechyelles, typos.
Appearance: Light coca skin, dark blank brown eyes, werid soft snow white cat
ears that pop up when happy/sad/angry, black hair in two annoying 'puff balls', natrually grim look, usually wears black-werid-lacy lolita dresses.
DARES:
Austria~: Make out with Prussia. For ten minutes. (someone tie up Hungary with steel an chains please XD)
I will die happy if Spain hugs Romano and cuddles him for the rest of this chapter. = 7 = (and no you can't hit him Roma!)
I want to hug Italy. No objections will be acknowleged.
Germany Italy will now give you hug therapy in an attempt to get that stick from up your arse~ (hah! didn't cuss =D... I think.)
Belarus. Don't kill China.
China get on your tip toes and kiss Mother Russia softly on the lips, da? Then ask him out on a romantic date.
Russia agree to go on the date.
Belarus again. Don't you dare kill Lili, but give her a hug.
Switzerland don't shoot Belarus/stop her in any way.
The Cast: *said bluntly* Strip to your underwear and do the CanCan to Austria's piano. Yes you still have to strip Austria, and the girls are immune. Why? Because I want to know the color of you underwear.
Moon: *bites lip* I'm sorry, but I've already said I can't except anymore guests. I'll gladly do the dares but…
Dutch: She means no.
Kitty: Dutch!
Morgan: It's ok Moon. Not your fault.
Austria: Is there a punishment option?
Heaven: Yes. RUSSIA!
Russia: *comes in with lead pipe* Da?
Lexi: Austria has chosen punishment!
Russia: *nods and hits Austria over the head with the pipe.*
Suki: KO!
Spain: Okay! *hugs and cuddles Romano*
Romano: You're sure I can't hit him?
Kuroi: We're sure.
Torch: *snaps and Rae poofs in to hug Italy.*
Italy: *hugs back and she disappears.*
Moon: Torch! What did I say about poofing things or people in?
Torch: *shrugs and whistles.*
Germany: Vhat?
Italy: Hug therapy! *hugs Germany*
Romano: *trys to attack but is still being cuddled by Spain.*
Belarus: Why would I?
China: M-must I aru?
Suki and Moon: YES!
China: Torch, *whispers in her ear*
Torch: Oh! Yeah I can do that. *holds Belarus' hands behind her back.* Go ahead.
China: *looks down nervously before getting on her tiptoes and kissing Russia quickly on the lips. (yes Belarus is freaking out, but Torch is tuff!)* R-Russia, would you go to dinner with me aru?
Russia: Da. Can we get vodka?
China: Sure?
Kuroi: At least Russia did his dare with ease.
Russia: What dare?
Lexi: I think that's a win.
Suki: That is a win.
Belarus: I hate you girls sometimes.
Heaven: Do the dare.
Belarus: *hugs Liechtenstein*
Switzerland: *glares*
Moon: Uh this last one confused me. I don't think I really know what she is demanding. At least I don't get what the girls are supposed to do.
Heaven: Well then I am doing mine.
Hey, dudes! Haha! I'm here~! ...Okay, MOVING ON.
Iggyyyyyyy~! Kiss America, quick! Or I'll force France to molest you! JUST
KISS AMERICA FOR TWO SECONDS. Oh, and Hungary, videotape it and give it to me. I wanna enjoy the moment while I'm still alive.
Okay. Here we go. *takes a deep breath, hugs Russia and runs away* GAAAAH,
BELARUS, DON'T KILL MEEEE~!
Japaaan, I'm just asking, why did you invent yaoi? Oh, and NO SAYING THAT YOU INVENTED IT, KOREA! Oh, wait...
South Korea! How does North feel now that his boss is dead? Tell him that I feel sorry~!
CHINA-KUN! *grabs his Hello Kitty doll and cuddles it* Can I have it for the whole chapter, please? *uber kawaii face that no one can ever resist*
Sealand, I think you should be a country! ENGLAND, MAKE HIM A COUNTRY. NAO.
Finland, I want sooo many things for Christmas~! Okay, first I want a new phone, then an electric guitar, maybe that new Nickelback album...oh, and also... *babbles*
That's all. For now. More dares coming later, so watch out~~~! :3
England: W-what?
Kuroi: Seriously? You aren't over this yet. Just do it! Unless you want France to molest you?
England: *shakes head and kisses America.*
Hungary: Got it! Here you go. *gives Heaven a copy*
Moon: Russia and China are on a date so I can't do dares given to them.
Japan: *points to South Korea.* If he wishes he may take credit.
South Korea: IT ORIGINATED IN KOREA! I'll tell North Korea you said so. I feel bad too, but also kind of happy.
Heaven: And since China is gone I get this! *hugs Hello Kitty doll.*
Sealand: YES!
England: I will not.
Morgan: Poor Sealand.
Finland: *Facepalms as Heaven continues to name things*
Lexi: Oh! It's my turn.
hiya lexi here
canaries: {oh here we go again christmas time is here}
me: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh canaries (hit them with frying pan)
dares
everyone: i would be careful this chapter the canaries are back
scotland: i'm got Scottish in me so i'm gonna help you go to a therapy place to quit smoking oh and if you see a man tied up there tell me and bring him here
belarus: go make out with russia he can't say no or run away because he is tied to a pole
france: you beter stay away from me you french pervert (hit with frying pan)
hungary, italy, japan: here have some homemade cookies and no there is nothing in them
england: give me reason of why i should like you
everyone: if you see a man tied up tell me or bring him to me
bye bye
snowy, blossom: bye bye
Everyone: Canaries?
Scotland: What if I don't want to quit smoking? Also, what if I didn't see this "man?"
Belarus: Big broder is still on that stupid date.
France: *rubs head* Please stop hitting me.
Hungary, Italy, and Japan: Thank you Lexi! *noms on cookies.*
Moon and Kitty: *raises hands* We can give you reasons.
Lexi: I'm listening.
Moon and Kitty: English accents are amazing.
Other Hostesses: *rolls eyes*
Lexi: Uh I was looking for better reasons.
Everyone: We are still looking for this weird man!
Dutch: HA my review is next suckers!
...Give me chocolate goddammit...I NEED CHOCOLATE OR I'LL DIE D:
Dares:
France: ...I wanna try escargot...I heard it tastes good, even though it's pretty much only living snails with salt... :3
Germany: yeah...we all know you (not so) secretly love Italy, so kiss him or I'll tickle him to hard he stops breathing and dies... :3
The newly named 'Soviet Union': cut down on the burgers...you'll get fat if
you keep eating them...no more burgers of any kind for 5 chapters!
Prussia: repeat me: Prussia is not as awesome as Russia and will never be.
Germany again: ya know...I eat potatoes every day and they taste good, so those other people should stopp nagging you about them and try them themselves...AND FRENCH FRIES ARE POTATO TOO! HA! Now they can stop nagging you about it!
China: *demonic aura surrounds her* I told you to give me a panda so you will give me a panda dammit...
Truths:
SU(A): do you love Iggy? :3
BUH-BYEZ! :3
France: But of course. *hands a meal of escargot.*
Germany: You can kill someone by tickling them?
Dutch: It's a gift.
Germany: *sighs and kisses Italy as Hungary, of course, gets it on tape.*
SU(A): What? Why would you take away my burgers?
Moon: Like she said. So you don't get fat.
Torch: The hero doesn't get fat!
SU(A): YEAH!
Kuroi: too bad.
Prussia: He isn't here so I guess I can say it. *sighs* Prussia is not as awesome as Russia and will never be. Happy?
Dutch: Yes!
Germany: Thank you. At least some one understands.
Dutch: *cuddles panda.* Mine…
SU(A): *blushes smallest amount* Uh depends on the kind of love.
Morgan: One more review and it is mine!
Zdravo (hello in Slovenian)! I must say, I like it to the side better...
Moon: Really? No curl pulling? *small pout* That's no fun... Hey, what pairings do you like? I support most, so it would be nice to know which ones you would prefer.
Greece: I'm glad you like Sophie~! We used to call her a cat-dog...until we got bug, the EXTREMELY cat like dog.
Kuroi: Ha! Soviet Union, good one!
Hosts: I KNEW Becca was a good idea~! Her CD only costs 10 bucks too (on ITunes)!
China: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT COPYRIGHT IS?
That isn't right! Communism ruined your brain...
Belarus: *ties up Russia* He's all yours~
Prussia: If you didn't like kissing Hungary, I'm sorry. *hands beer* Now go kiss who you REALLY like! Mwahahahaha!
Hungary: *waves yaoi tapes in front of Hungary's face* Crush. NOW! *after she answers, gives yaoi*
Sealand: Is it fun to be a micro-nation? I'm thinking of finding an island and creating one...
France: You know, some of my friends think you are great. *hits with a baseball bat* I think you are a pervert.
Austria: Beethoven is German! He was born in GERMANY but moved to Austria. So he's a German! Ha! *tries to high five Germany, but is rejected*
Norway: *hugs* Let's be friends~! All the Nordics and Me~
Everyone: LET'S HAVE A BON BON DANCE! Japan can play the music~
Well, I'm out of ideas. I like all the hosts! And... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
AHHHH! *runs from one of England's fairies*
Moon: Yeah ok so pairings: USUK, PruCan, RoChu, HungaryXAustria, GerIta, Spamano, GriPan, and I forgot the mix name of this one too but SwedenXFinland. Those are my main ones. I have others but I do these the most.
Greece: An extremely like cat-dog?
Kuroi: Thank you very much.
Hosts: Okay!
Japan: I can answer China's question. China does know what copyright is he, or I suppose she now, just will not admit she uses it.
Suki: Russia is still gone Moon?
Moon: End of the chapter. They will both be back.
Prussia: *ignores her and focuses on beer*
Morgan: Idiot.
Hungary: Uh, uh, Austria?
Morgan: *gives tapes.*
Moon: I love how Austria wasn't even listening.
Sealand: I guess it's fun, but I'd rather be a full nation. Good luck.
France: Stop hitting me! I haven't even done anything yet.
Lexi: Yet! *hits*
Austria: *rolls eyes and folds arms*
Norway: Okay… *hugs*
Moon: Norway when did you get here?
Norway: Denmark brought us.
Moon: Crap. Not yet please distract them. *Norway nods and leaves*
Hostesses: What wa-
Moon: Not now. BON BON to end it!
Japan: *starts playing the music.*
Everyone else: *starts dancing*
Moon: Don't forget to leave your reviews. Thanks you all. Bye!~