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Carlisle's POV: There hasn't been any drama in a couple of days, so I am just waiting for the next explosion. Being a father of five vampires trapped in their teenage bodies, I know better than to think they are going to be perfect.
Their hormones are triple that of average teenagers, which makes keeping up with them way harder. I'd be lying if I said I didn't love it though.
I love them all with all my heart, no matter how they act. Of course, I'd consider a little less drama to be very beneficial for all of us. If only the afterlife was that easy…
*CRASH* I sighed heavily and went to investigate. *CRASH* I stood by the wall in the kitchen and watched. "STOP IT!" Alice yelled. She was standing between Edward and Emmett.
Jasper was behind her giving off a heavy dose of calming waves, which didn't seem to be working. They were all too focused to notice me.
I watched as Edward threw a plate at Emmett. Alice ducked and watched too as it broke against him and crashed to the floor, which was now covered with broken glass.
Emmett grabbed a glass and tossed it at Edward's head. Luckily, Alice was shorter than them, because she didn't have enough time to duck away from that one. Edward dodged away from it and froze when he saw me.
Emmett, taking his chance, threw another glass, catching Edward by surprise when it crashed into the side of his head. He stayed frozen though, and the others turned around to see what was going on.
I pinched the bridge of my nose, getting ready for the drama that was soon to come. "H-he started it!" Emmett said, pointing at Edward.
"I-I- No, it was him!" Edward said, pointing back.
"Both of you go wait in my study, and if I hear one word, or one thing is broken when I get up there, you are going to wish you were both lucky enough to have a working brain for two seconds in your life!" I said, raising my voice.
"Yes sir" they answered, quickly running up the steps. I could feel how scared Jasper was. "Son," I started, making him jump.
"I'm sorry. I should have come to you as soon as it happened Sir" he replied quickly.
"You were caught up in the chaos and weren't thinking straight. Just make sure you do next time" I said.
"I will, I promise Sir. I'm sorry; it won't happen again" he said, relieved.
I smiled. "Same goes for you Alice" I added.
"Yes daddy, I will!" I heard as I made my way to my way to my study.
I walked in, shutting the door behind me. "What happened?" I asked angrily.
"He started it!" they said. "Did not!" They glared at each other.
"I dare you to say one more thing that I say, little bro" Emmett warned.
"I dare you to say one more thing that I say" Edward mocked.
Emmett flew out of his chair and pinned his brother up against the wall by his collar. Edward used both his legs to kick Emmett off. I ran in between them before they could do anything else, slamming them down into the chairs they were previously in.
"I want to know what happened right now!" I ordered.
"He started it!" they both said.
"We've already been over that part!" I yelled. "Alice, Jasper, get in here!" I called. "You two keep your mouths shut until I tell you to speak, understand?" I asked.
"Yes Sir" Edward answered.
"Emmett?" I asked. He shrugged his shoulders and pointed to his mouth.
I stood in front of him. "Emmett, I've had enough of these games of yours, now answer me right now" I said sternly.
"Yes Sir" he said.
"Thank you." Jasper and Alice walked in a second later, holding hands.
"It was Emmett's fault, daddy" Alice said.
"Babe, I think you're mistaken; it was most certainly Edward's." Alice tore her hand from his and crossed her arms.
"You're just trying to get him out of trouble" they both said simultaneously. Here we go again.
"They are both in trouble. Now, I want to know exactly what happened."
"Okay, it was Edward's" Alice said.
But, at the same time, Jasper said "Okay, it was Emmett's."
"But, I thought you said…" Alice began.
"I changed my vote to agree with you" he said.
"Aw, that's so sweet. I was trying to do the same."
Rosalie barged in the room. "It was both of their faults" she said, annoyed.
"Thanks a lot, Honey" Emmett said sarcastically.
"Yeah, Honey" Edward smiled.
"I told you both to shut up, and I suggest you do! Rose, tell me exactly what happened."
"Edward and Emmett were being their usual dorky selves, talking about stuff like 'if we drank blood, whose would taste better?' out of famous humans. Then, Edward disagreed and walked away muttering 'your mom would.' Then, Emmett flipped out and chased after him. Then, Alice and Jasper went to help, and that didn't work. Then, Emmett said Edward's mom wouldn't, because she was dirty and died from a disease. Then, Edward threw a plate, and they started throwing stuff at each other. I got bored and left. Now you know."
Who would have thought Rosalie would be the one to help? "Okay, you three may leave now." They nodded and left.
"So, you idiots let a stupid game, that you know I don't like, turn into a huge fight. Then, you broke all of your mother's dishes" I said.
"So, it's not like we need them" Emmett said. Edward stayed quiet.
"Emmett, don't you ever know when to stop digging yourself deeper?" I asked. Edward laughed.
"What could you possibly think is funny about this?"
"What Emmett just thought Sir" Edward answered.
"Oh really, and what was that?" I asked.
Emmett sighed. "Why would I, when I just bought another brand new shovel.* Sorry sir" Emmett answered.
"You are always 'buying brand new shovels.' Do you enjoy being in trouble?" I asked.
"No Sir" Emmett answered.
"Then why don't you prove that for once" I suggested.
"I will Sir" he said.
"I'll believe it when I see it." He looked down.
"Alright then, let's get this over with" I said.
"But…" Edward started.
"Did you think I would just give you a warning for everything you did? I already gave you a warning about that game, and you've been warned a billion times about fighting" I said.
Edward wiped away the venom threatening to fall from his eyes. "I'm sorry Sir" he said weakly.
"I know." I helped him up and took his spot, before gently pulling him over my lap. "You know what you did, and you apologized. I'll make this quick" I said.
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I helped him up and hooked my fingers around his belt loops, pulling him closer. He started to cry, and I could see Emmett tearing up as well. I unzipped his pants, and pulled them down to his knees, before pulling him back over my lap.
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I helped him up again and pulled his pants up, buttoning them for him. When I was done, he leaned in and hugged me. "I'm sorry father. I love you" he whispered.
"I know. I forgive you. I love you too, son." He smiled and wiped away his tears.
"Go switch places with Emmett. He nodded and walked to where Emmett was sitting. Emmett slowly got up, allowing Edward to take his seat. Edward cringed when he sat down. Emmett took the smallest steps he could as he walked over to me.
"Because of your attitude, you will get the whole punishment bare and will get more. I am very disappointed in you" I said. He wiped away his tears and pulled his pants down. I pulled him over my lap gently.
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He was crying hard into my lap. I pulled his pants up and sat him upwards on my lap. He buried his head in my shoulder and wept. "I'm so sorry father. I won't be rude to you again, I promise."
I was tempted to say 'I'll believe it when I see it' again, but decided against it.
Right now, Emmett needed to be comforted. I rubbed circles on his back. "Shh, it's alright. I forgive you son." I waited another minute for him to stop crying.
He stood up and waited. I stood up too. "I will not tolerate this behavior in my house. I want both of you to go to your rooms quietly and stay there. But first, apologize to each other" I said.
"I didn't mean what I said Emmett, honest. I just let my emotions take control again" Edward said sadly.
Emmett walked over to where he was sitting. "Me too, I'm sorry. Oh, and I'm sorry for pinning you up against the wall too. But I'll do it again if you mock me."
Edward laughed nervously. "Haha,yeah, sorry 'bout that. It won't happen again."
"It better not… I love you, little bro."
"Love you too" Edward said, hugging Emmett.
"Okay, that's enough mushiness. I'm satisfied" I said.
They laughed before making a very interesting exit. "But I just love my big bro so much!" Edward said.
"Yeah, and who couldn't love this little guy right here? Come on, dude."
"I get it from him. He's my big bwutter, after all" Edward said.
"Wow, see ya bro" Emmett said in the hallway.
"Yeah, catcha later" Edward said. They both laughed as they separated to their rooms. What an afterlife.
*(AN: Just so everyone is clear, they are using 'buying brand new shovels' as symbolism for getting into trouble again, in case you didn't understand that.)
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