The Many Songs of Merlin

Chapter Seven: The Gaius Song

My name is Gaius
I have some potions
Some are for trolls
And some are lotions
I love all herbs
And they love me
I have been known
To hug a tree

I have some magic
I know some spells
I helped Uther
When he sees people in wells
I am a doctor
I'll make you well
Whether you are sick
Or you tripped and fell

Because I am Gaius
Uther asks me what to do
But never heeds my words and
Tries to kill me with fake proof

I have a ward
His name is Merlin
And I love him
Like he's my son
And he might be
My own nephew
But is it canon
Or fan-induced?


A/N: I've always wondered that... I've watched every episode multiple times and I've listened to the letter in the first one over and over to make sure I didn't miss anything, but there's nothing there that says Gaius is actually Merlin's uncle. But I read somewhere that he was and he's almost always Gaius's nephew in fan-fiction, although I rarely portray him as such because I don't know if it's canon. LOL! Also, I know Gaius has never hugged a tree on the show (as far as we know *shifty eyes*) but he just loves his plants so much I wouldn't put it past him! Hee hee. Thanks for all the reviews. Please let me know what you think. I believe the... Leon song will be next! XD This should be fun...

~Emachinescat ^..^