Blake sighed and removed her ribbon, freeing her feline ears after a long afternoon. They twitched imperceptibly as she meandered around the room, hands roaming under pillows and blankets. Her body was filled with restless energy, the Faunus practically burning marks into floor as she skittered from one bed to another. "Come on…" She mumbled, flinging the pillows off her bed. "Where is it? I know I put it here!" She gritted her teeth in frustration. Blake had an inkling that it wasn't so much that she had misplaced it, but rather that someone had stolen it. A familiar face flickered in her mind, and she growled lowly under her breath.

"Yang…" She spat.

"Wassup partner? You called?"

She spun around to see the bombastic blonde leaning against the bathroom door, smirking in that oh so annoying way that made Blake want to claw her eyes out.

"I know you took it, Yang." Blake advanced towards her menacingly. "Now, I'm only going to ask once. Where. Is. It?"

Her girlfriend gazed at her with fake innocence, her lilac eyes glinting with mirth. Her skin prickled with excitement as Blake inched closer, her face pinched in extreme annoyance. Any normal person would have broken under that intense nay furious glare, but Yang Xiao Long was not ordinary. She never was and never would be. And no, she wasn't 'special' either.

She was what Weiss described as; clinicallyinsane.

Honestly, even Ruby had agreed that the word described her sister perfectly. Yang was a thrill seeker, someone who courted death with a bottle of wine and a nice filet mignon. Why else would she dare to ste– ahem, 'borrow' Blake's favourite book? The one that she was repeatedly told not to touch (ever), or suffer a fate worse than death? Naturally, Yang hadn't been able to resist and wound up taking it anyway. She had actually planned to just give it a quick read before tucking it back in its hiding place. Unfortunately, her girlfriend must have known something was up, because Yang had found herself hiding in the bathroom; the felt cover of Blake's book pressing tightly against her chest.

As she heard Blake riffling through their stuff, Yang knew that she either had to come up with something to distract the cat Faunus from killing her, or die trying. The irony was not lost on her but hey! This beat sitting through Oobleck's classes.

She had spent a precious minute or two flipping through the novel and stopped at a particularly eye catching dog eared page, or dare she say it, cat eared. Yang giggled at her own pun. She skimmed through the page, taking in paragraph after paragraph of cheesy dialogue. Her eyebrow hitched at the rather steamy scene between two females, and thusly, the cogs in her devious mind begin to whirl.

And that was when she decided to make an appearance. So now, Yang stood smugly at the edge of the bathroom, grinning at her irate girlfriend who looked ready to tear her apart. And not in the way she liked.

"By the time I count to three, you damn well better hand my book back to me, Yang Xiao Long." Blake hissed.

"Aww." She pouted. "But where's the fun in that?"

Blake felt her head throb and her glare intensified tenfold. With a snarl, she took one step forward.

"One." She said.

Yang did nothing but smile, and she made a 'come hither' gesture with her finger.

"Two…" Blake drawled, tying her black ribbon around her wrist slowly. Her girlfriend didn't seem like she was going to give up her prized possession just yet, and it made Blake all the more tense and ready to go.

"Thre–"

"Neko-chan, please!" Yang whimpered. "We can't do this anymore. I know your heart yearns for another!"

Blake was stunned into silence. These words…Blake knew them. She knew them like the back of her hand. At this point, they were already melded into her mind after reading that particular page countless of times, to the point of obsession.

Meanwhile, Yang internally fist pumped when she saw that her girlfriend was at a loss for words. She pushed forward, grinning almost seductively as she flipped to the page she had been quoting from.

"I do not want to stand in your way…" She said, keeping eye contact with Blake. And to her delight, her partner began responding with an almost spellbound look on her face.

"Ryuu-sensei." Blake murmured. "Do not listen to his lies. My heart only beats for you! If you leave, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth no matter what!"

"Ah, do my ears deceive me? Do you truly love me, Neko-chan?" Yang responded, fluttering her lashes.

"Sensei…" Blake stepped forward, her hands reaching up to cup Yang's cheek. She could feel her throat hitch when the boxer wrapped her strong arms around her waist, pulling them closer together. Skin against skin, the cat Faunus could almost feel her excitement pulsing in the air around them. "I do love you sensei. I really do!"

Yang let her hand trail up the deliciously exposed skin and pressed a lingering kiss on the small of Blake's shoulder, making her shudder. "Then…show me. My body is your scroll, and I want you to paint me in whichever way you please." Yang whispered huskily as she drew back.

Blake melted instantaneously in her grip, and with a shaky breath, closed the distance between them.

"Prepare yourself, Ryuu-sensei…" She whispered. "There shall be no mercy tonight."

A/N: *Winks fiendishly and skips away*