Behind the Scenes

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Sorry, that it took me so long to continue this stupid story. But I'm back and am going to complete it! Behold! The very last chapter to this badly written garbage!!!!

But First:

(TADA)disclaimer: I don't own any of the Square Soft Characters/ staff. Or a slice of pepperoni pizza. Sadly...God, I love pepperoni pizza! Any way...no, I do NOT own them!

Note: No longer will you have to review. My kitten sweat shops were discovered by the Govt. so the opperation was cancel! And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those kids!! And that Dolphin! Sorry, but Scooby Doo retired. Now it's the Darling Dolphins...(shudders). But if you want to bail me out of jail please place a review! But you don't have to, because this prison is surprisingly nice! They give us nice white jackets that have sleeves that wrap around your stomach. And they gave me a nice soft room! I really don't like the shots though...damn those needles...Any way, on to the summary ,and then the rest of this retarded story!

Summary: Kairi was star-napped! Sora doesn't give a rats ass and is now asking Samaru and Rimi out. What will they say? Can they refuse their God-like-figure? Can they!?CAN THEY!!!!????(Sorry, about that. I'm just really excited. I'm finally going to finish this story. This will be my second complete one too!)

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Chapter 7: Y/N?

Sora's eyes widened to the size of giant anime chibi eyes as he lie in wait for their answer. Samaru and Rimi looked at eachother then looked at Sora and his over sized eye balls. Finally Rimi broke the silents:

"Well...sorry, but I can't...you're a cute character and all, but you're kind of ...not real..."

"Yeah, plus I'm kind of seeing a guy in Kyoto right now, and things are geting serious, we both discovered that we both like ham!Sorry, Sora-san",Samaru added.

"B-but, you can't refuse me! I'm you're God-like-figure!", Sora said his eyes now back to normal size and trembling.

"Yeah, but we're not super religous, we're just your average groupies!", Rimi added.

"I don't even think video game worship has a religion"

"Yes it does. I Doogled it!"

"Well, it's not like we joined or anything!"

"Of course not, we aren't that crazy over him"

"Um, hello, I'm...right here, and can hear every word of your conversation",Sora said, feeling small and insignificatent.

"Well could you stop? That's kind of rude you know!", Rimi said.

"Well, it's kind of hard not to when I know it's about me!"

"Man, some one's self conscious!"

"I AM NOT!"

"I didn't even say who I was talking about, that just proves how self conscious you are!"

"Man Sora, what bit you in the ass?", Rimi asked.

"I think some one needs a time out Rimi, come on. I don't think he's worthy of our worship any more. Let's go worship Axel!"

"Axel? You mean the red head that looks like he hasn't eaten in years? Okay!"

And just like that, they left skipping down the hall, and to the right where they found Axel picking his nose. Sora was devastated, were all his fans like that? Were they really just fans and not mistresses for his muse? Were they? And why did Tidus leave his number in his pocket? That's really creepy! There was only one thing to do!

"To the freezer!",Sora declared!

He then went to the employee lounge and got out some cookie dough ice cream, and popped in a soap opera dvd. He then sat down and watched the first episode,"Time to break out the tissues", he said, eyes watering with salty tears of rejection.

This would be his life. Sitting in front of a tv watching 'Years of our Suffering' (a pun of Days of Our Lives). Samaru would marry that guy from Kyoto just a few minutes after worshiping Axel and a few weeks later devorce him for forgeting their ham anniversy. Rimi would find the guy of her dreams and lose him because she woke up from said 'dream'. And what of Susan and Kiari? They opened an Okiya and served Selphie as their Geisha, but she would never become the daughter of the okiya because she wouldn't go through with her mizuage, because her patrin would give her the muffin she wanted as a peace offering. Tidus became a model for a cheap magizine which after a few months died off. Tidus had to file bankrupt. Pretty much every one got bitch slapped by reality! Oh, what a world we live in! But what can I say? Father time is a bitch!

End!

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Hazzah, I finished it! It took me a few months but I finished it! Yay! I hope you like it! Well bye bye!

-Chobitsgirl ;3