Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
Itomi was sitting down in her crib watching something on the flat screen TV. Just then Naruto walked in
"Hey Itomi whatcha watching?" Naruto asked
She did a little baby giggle and pointed
Naruto looked over and saw it say "Naruko Shippuden Movie: Death of Naruko"
"Whoa sounds interesting" Naruto said sitting down, he then called up Hinata to see if she wanted to spend time with him and Itomi, Hinata agreed
When Hinata arrived she took a seat only a little bit next to Naruto…They were so captivated in the movie that they didn't even Notice how close they were.
"Hey Author!"
"What's up?"
"This is a pretty good moment…um maybe you should check on someone like Shikamaru or something."
"Will do …also don't go doing anything in front of Itomi that might scar her."
"Get outta her pervert." Naruto said
"Well you heard Naruto were going to move the story over to our lazy ass, but the smartest guy on the show Shikamaru!"
It was a nice sunny day with the sun shining brightly, while many clouds occupied the sky. The boy with the pineapple shaped hair sat enjoying the silence while waiting till his opponent chose to make his move…That is until a loud mouth could be heard from the stands
"GO SHIKAMARU!! SHOW EM WHO'S BOSS!!" Ino yelled from her seat
'Does she know this is a damn shogi tournament' Shikamaru said to himself feeling embarrassed
The cheering continued, Shikamaru tried his hardest to concentrate but he just couldn't do it at the moment, Ino was distracting him and other shogi players.
Shikamaru walked away with the gold yet again, and alongside Ino with a lot of praise.
"Wow Shikamaru that was great!"
"Yeah sure was…" Shikamaru said with sarcasm in his voice
"You should go pro and get all the money."
"No Ino, I just want a wife and two kids, and to later on die peacefully."
"You know that's the problem with you Shikamaru!"
"What?" He asked
"You're a boring lazy ass!!" She yelled
"You know what Ino? This is the last time ever since I was six you done this; I really hate your company so just go home!!" He yelled at her
"I don't want to be around you any way she said while tears started to form, and then she slapped him "And that's no way to talk to a woman." And she ran off
"Jeez all woman do is nag and care about things that don't matter…" He said
"What a drag…" he said while looking up at the clouds and rubbing the side of his neck
Shikamaru walked down to his house and dropped off another trophy and decided to go to the music center to see if they got some new shipments of bass guitars. He put in his I-Pod and walked along trying to gather his thoughts
"she's always trying to control me I mean I like her and I even gave her a chance but the more she shown me the other side my love for her just started to die…Ino yamanaka…even when I try she says I don't…arggh why am I smart with everything else, but with women I'm just as hopeless as Naruto in a room full of Hinata's"
Somewhere else both Naruto and Hinata sneezed at the same time
"Naruto someone could be talking about us"
"Nahh I don't think so, probably just catching a cold together…I mean not together but you know aww crap."
"Don't worry about it" Hinata said slightly blushing
Back with Shikamaru he finally entered the shop and looked around he couldn't find any new editions except for this real expensive one that his mother would nag him all day for buying.
He was getting ready to leave till he saw a beautiful woman, she had dirty blonde hair, and she wore four pig tails, she had a mini skirt and some fishnet stockings and a shirt that showed one half of her shoulder
"Damn, why do I keep falling for blondes?" Shikamaru thought "Okay play it smooth Shikamaru." He said to himself
She was looking at the inhuman rampage CD by Dragonforce, So Shikamaru decided to go over there and pretend to look at some CD's
He picked up the sonic firestorm CD without knowing
"I see you like Dragonforce too" she said starting up a conversation
"Huh me? Oh yeah just love there music" Shikamaru said without thinking
"Oh really, which song do you like off of that CD?" She asked
"Oh u-um I like..." he looked at the back and then said "prepare for war… yeah that's it."
"You know you could have just told me that you don't listen to Dragonforce."
"Wait how'd you know."
"I'm not a dumb blonde if that's what you thought when you saw me, I mean my hair is a dirty blonde." She said with a smile
"Wow this girl is cute and smart" Shikamaru thought "Sorry I lied before…my name is Shikamaru Nara" He said with his had out
"My name is Temari Nice to meet you." She said shaking his hand
After Temari left the store with her CD, She happened to notice that Shikamaru was following her
"Hump…interested are we? I its shame he doesn't know that I'm hard to get, and to smart to get caught."
Shikamaru was caught in a situation where he would walk in to a Victoria secret store and be looked at awkwardly the whole time and then Temari would laugh, but what Shikamaru would do was counter by asking out loud if any one can help him find bra's for his girlfriend saying that one of her boobs is 34 and the other is 38 and then point at Temari. Then Temari would grab him by the arm with her cheeks red and take him somewhere.
"What the hell do you think your doing?! why are you following me?!" Temari would exclaimed
"It's troublesome…but I just want to get to know you that's all." Shikamaru said
"Well…why didn't you just say so?"
"I was scared you'd turn me down speaking truthfully" Shikamaru said
"You're real stupid do you know that?" she said with a smile as she grabbed his hand and lead him to the food court
Shikamaru had a blast at the food court laughing and learning new things, it turns out that Temari is like just as smart as he is, He even found out she is Gaara's sister. Shikamaru went home in sweet bliss maybe it was the clouds that envied him at the moment
The Next Day Naruto was sitting with his band mates and the girls and even a new addition to the girls (Temari) who Shikamaru was around the whole time making Ino mad
"Dude this guy Naruko he like saved the priestess and she totally wanted him to help her make her kids and he was all like "yeah" man that Naruko dude is cool you should see the whisker marks he has on his face and h-"
"Hey dobe Slow down and shut up" Sasuke said shutting up Naruto
"But he's just too cool of a ninja, teme."
"Yo, Naruto I got to ask a request to perform this song I thought up last night" Shikamaru said in a bored tone
"Sure I guess" Naruto said and then turned to Sasuke and mumbled "it was probably something he put together in five minutes."
"Shut up Naruto,... and Ino"
"Yes Shikamaru" She answered with hope in her voice
"I want you to listen to these lyrics close, because this is how I feel now….I just couldn't speak it so I wrote it." Shikamaru said
Shikamaru took an hour to instruct everyone on how to do there part
"All right im full of life and energy just like Naruko!" he said doing a spinning kick
"Naruto just chill out and do what your suppose to do…can't believe I'm really backup" Neji said
The girls sat in the room waiting for the performance to happen and then
Naruto started singing and playing the acoustic at the same time
We had fire in our eyes
In the beginning I
Never felt so alive
In the beginning you
You blame me but
It's not fair when you say that I didn't try
I just don't wanna hear it anymore
Then Sasuke, Shikamaru and Gaara came in
I swear I never meant to let it die
I just don't care about you anymore
It's not fair when you say that I didn't try
I just don't care about you anymore
We had time on our side
In the beginning we
We had nothing to hide
In the beginning you
You blame me but
It's not fair when you say that I didn't try
I just don't wanna hear it anymore
I swear I never meant to let it die
I just don't care about you anymore
It's not fair when you say that I didn't try
I just don't care about you anymore
Then Neji got to do his vocals
You say that I didn't try
You say that I didn't try
You say that I didn't try
Naruto continued again
I swear I never meant to let it die
I just don't care about you anymore
It's not fair when you say that I didn't try
Naruto and Neji took turns saying this
I just don't care about you anymore
I just don't care about you anymore
I just don't care about you anymore
I just don't care about you anymore
I just don't care about you anymore
Shikamaru was satisfied and felt bad at the same time it was something he had to do. He went over and kissed Temari on the cheek, "I'm sorry Ino" he said
"This is the life I want now" Shikamaru thought to himself
"Shikamaru your going to perform with us right?" Naruto asked
"Yeah Naruto I'll be there for the audition." Shikamaru answered
"Good…Good Now the only thing left Now is the Name" Naruto said
"I got some suggestions." Sasuke said
"No Sasukettes, Damn it!!"
"Here we go again" Gaara said
Well sorry for such a short chapter Seeya and don't for get to REVIEW
Song: Let it die by Three days Grace