The bright morning rays fell across Soul's face causing him
to greet the new day with squinted eyes. He gradually
became aware of the girl on top of him. She was warm and
her skin was smooth and soft to his touch. Her petite
frame barely pushed down on him as she rested there all
night. He smiled and breathed in her sweet scent while he
gave her sleeping form a gentle hug.
"Good morning, Soul," Maka said in a happy exhale.
"I thought you were asleep."
"I thought you'd be up sooner."
"I thought one of you'd have breakfast ready by now."
The sudden intrusion from their live-in house pet/sex
symbol caused them both to jump. She was perched on
Soul's desk, her tail playfully moving from left to right as
she watched the two.
"Blair! How long have you been there?" Soul yelled.
"I just got in."
"Did you see anything?" Maka interrogated.
"I won't talk about who saw what or who pleasured
herself to the sound of whom, but I will tell you what I
don't see."
"What?"
"A wrapper."
She held up her right forepaw and pointed one little
"finger" as she moved it in a small circle.
"Pum-pum-pumpkin-pum-pumpkin," she incanted.
A sudden small puff of grey smoke revealed a square foil
packet with her familiar jack-o-lantern symbol on it. It
floated down to the bed next to them.
The meister and her weapon both blushed.
"Now, I'm not saying that one of you has a disease or
anything. I just think it would be tough for a certain girlie
to turn a certain cutie into a death scythe if she had a
pregnant belly."
"We didn't use one last night," the girl said, slightly
worried.
"Well, you'll use one from now on." Blair transformed into
her human form, this time a little more appropriately
dressed, and leaned in to Maka. "Word would get around if
you two started buying these, so, if you let me play with
your little boyfriend every now and then, I'll make these for
you for free."
"NO WAY! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?" Maka yelled.
"I just want him for a little while," Blair replied cheerfully,
wrapping herself around Soul's right arm.
"Let go of him! I'm not going to let you do that! Soul, do
something about this!"
Both of Soul's nostrils were bleeding as the two girls pulled
him back and forth.
"Not . . . cool . . . at all," he groaned.
After some fighting Soul managed to get out of the bed
and dressed. He and Maka both knew the cupboards were
bare so he decided to venture out, leaving the woman and
cat in his life to work out their differences.
Blair changed forms again and jumped next to Maka.
"I am not sharing him with you!"
"Enough of that. Now that he's gone we can talk."
She looked up at her caretaker with eager eyes.
"Was it good? Did you like it? Are you two a couple now or
was that just for fun?"
Maka was totally unprepared for the sudden barrage of girl
talk.
"I . . . I don't know. I mean . . . I liked it and . . . well . . . I
guess we're a couple."
"Did the barbs hurt?"
"The what?"
"The barbs, you know, on the end of his happy toy."
Maka was speechless as she stared back with wide eyes
at the grinning feline. Silently, she picked up the cat and
placed her in her lap so she could pet her head.
"I think I need to explain some things to you."