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Chapter 7: Tasks and Rivals

"Yawn" Three baggy-eyed kunoichi sat lazily on the grass near a pond. "So Samia said she'd meet us here?" a very sleepy Sapp asked.

"Yep" Nodded Cat.

"We have to take that second examiny thing, to ensure we're ninjas. Like Kakashi did with the bells."

"Well" Apollo started, "it better not involve running, jumping, or any kind of athletic movement of any kind."

"I hear ya" Sapp said.

Then a shadow fell over them. "Oh hey Samia." Apollo said. "Apollo, you can't call her Samia, you have to call her Samia-sensei." Cat explained. "Why don't we just call her S.S.?" Sapp asked. "Hm, makes her sound like a boat…" Cat trailed off.

The team of three all sat in thought until a paper was shoved in their face. "Hm? Oh! This must be our test!" Sapp said happily as she grabbed the paper and read over it happily. "Oh! Let me see." Cat said and grabbed the paper. "What! B-but this is….!" Cat exclaimed looking at the paper shakily. "What is it?" Apollo looked over Cat's shoulder. Her eyes went wide. "Are you trying to kill us?" she asked.

"Turn over" Samia said quietly. The girls turned it over. "Okay fine, you're the boss!" Cat said as the three quickly got up. "We shall report back soon sensei!" Sapp said as she saluted her. Cat following her example, while Apollo just stared.

"Hey I have a crazy awesome idea!" Cat said suddenly. "What?" Asked the other two. "We should do that crazy jumping tree-to-tree thing the other ninjas can!" Cat said as she jumped up and down. "Now, you're trying to get us killed." Apollo stated. "Hey! We pulled off the hand signs didn't we!" Cat protested. "It'll work just follow me"

"I can't believe it worked." Apollo mumbled as they ran from tree to tree. Well actually it was more like a jog and Sapp skipped….

"Okay" Cat said as she stopped the other two stopping as well, "we each need these." Cat threw a walkie talkie that fits in your ear to each of them. "We should split up and accomplish these tasks separately." The three girls then got into a circle and discussed their game plan. "Break!" They all said and ran off in opposite directions.

Cat's Task: (Cat's POV)

I ran from tree branch to tree branch stealthily. Then I stopped and took something cloth like from my pocket, it was…. A KAKASHI MASK!! I put it on, my eyes shifting left and right. "I've always wanted to do this." I grinned, but no one could see it! (A/N: Oh come on! You all know you wanna wear Kakashi's mask!) The target could not be too far. Suddenly I heard a sound and quickly hid in the top of the tree. There he was. I smiled to myself, it was almost too easy. I quickly tied some see-through fishing wire around the ring at the bottom of the kunai and threw the kunai. It sailed through the air I knew it would hit target. It whizzed through the air hit the target and landed firmly in the tree with a crunch!

"Ahhh! Asuma-sensei!"

"Is this a part of the test?!"

"NO! MY CHIPS!"

I quickly pulled of the string and the kunai snapped back, bag of chips and all. I then quickly tossed another bag of potato chips out of the tree. They landed right in front of Chouji. "sniff M-megan?" he asked. 'Megan?! He named his chips Megan!'

Chouji then picked up the bag of chips and it exploded in a cloud of smoke! To reveal…… a granola bar. "WHAT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Chouji fell to his knees and screamed.

I then ran away quickly, only one thing going through my head. 'Nanananananana Catgirl!'

Chouji then noticed a plain white card sitting next to him on the ground. It read:

Bwahahahaha! I have bested you Akimichi Chouji!

Enjoy your healthy granola snack!

Signed,

Catgirl

And there was a cute anime kitty drawn on the bottom. "Curse you Catgirl! CURSE YOU!"

I had once again bested my eternal rival Akimichi Chouji!

My mission was complete I wondered how the others were fairing…..

Sapp's Task: (Sapp's POV)

I skipped down the street of Konoha. "Hello bird! Hello tree! Hello child! Hello mysteriously miss-shapen rock! Hello freakish hobo drug-dealer guy in the back alley! Hello sun!" I then took a right and stopped in front of the building. It's colourful and delicious looking sign made it look welcoming, but I knew the truth. I knew what actually was going on in there!

I quickly kicked the door open, pushed off the ground with two feet, sailed through the air and gracefully landed on the counter. "One extra large coffee to go" I said in a monotone voice. The other people in line protested loudly. "Um, miss? There are other people in line." The cashier guy said, according to his name tag his name was Yamir.

"Listen up Maggot! I am on a mission and you will get me an Extra Large Coffee to go!" I said in that monotone boot-camp voice. "B-but we don't have any sizes larger than large." Yamir stammered.

"Did I ask for excuses recruit?! NO!! NOW MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT!" I yelled while Yamir quickly prepared the coffee. "Uh, h-here you go Miss, h-have a nice day!" He said handing me the coffee. I glared at him. "You sicken me" and with that said I turned and left the Konoha Doughnut Shoppe.

"OH! Hi freakish hobo drug-dealer guy!" I beamed and then continued to skip down the street.

Apollo's Task: (Apollo's POV)

I stood in the tree eyeing my target. 'I can't believe I have to do this! But then again I'm glad that Cat gave me this task instead of the others. I guess she was right I am best suited for this task.'

I sighed. "Alright here goes nothing and I jumped down over the fence and into the yard……

"So then I said 'did I ask for excuses recruit?! NO!! NOW MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT'"

"Haha LOL" Cat laughed. Sapp and Cat were standing with Samia-sensei back at the meeting place.

"I'm back." I called out. They all turned to look at me. "So did you do it?" Cat asked. "Did ya? Did ya? Did ya?" Sapp jumped around.

"Of course I did! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" I laughed maniacally. "Oooh! Let me see the pictures Apollo!" Cat squealed. I tossed them to her gingerly. They all crowded around her.

"Woah!"

"Sick!"

"I can't wait 'til he sees it!!!"

They looked up at me. Samia-sensei handed me a paper. I read over it quickly, 'Great Job Apollo' and it had a little smiley sticker at the bottom. "Uh thanks?"

"Come on girls let's head home! Besides, my soaps are almost on!" Cat cheered. "Ooh it's that brand new episode of ' Kunoichis in Love' where we find out if Yuzu survives surgery and if little Kari runs away from home!!!" Sapp exclaimed. "Well? What are we waiting for!!" and with that the two girls ran off to submerge themselves in TV dramas.

I turned back and looked at the setting sun. 'It's really peaceful' I thought. "At least for us! Goodnight Sasuke! BWAHAHAHA!" I cackled crazily. I them turned to see a squirrel staring at me. My eye twitched. "Bwahahaha FLUFFY!"

And so ended another peaceful day in Konoha… (Wild squirrel shrieks and Apollo evil laughter in background) Yes, oh so peaceful!

Sasuke walked home to his house finally rid of his annoying team mates. He opened the door about to finally be able to relax (well as much as Sasuke relaxes anyway) when he finally got a good look at his house. One word past through his mind. "Naruto" he snarled.

What happened? Well you're just going to have to wait to find out! Bwaha! Hahaaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH- gets cactus thrown at head OW!

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