Xavier Woods - OOOOH NXT! DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR! CLAP FOR YOUR TWO-TIME CHAMPS AND FEEEEEEEEEEL THE POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

Shinsuke Nakamura - Paige felt your power ;)

Paige - FML.

Shinsuke Nakamura - BTW, don't use an avocado.

Paige - IT WASN'T AN AVOCADO!

Shinsuke Nakamura - Did Del Rio eat it?

Kalisto - Ew.


Angelo Dawkins - Is it me or does nobody have manors these days?

Shinsuke Nakamura - I just have a regular house…

Angelo Dawkins - RUDE!

Shinsuke Nakamura - I can't really be offended by a guy who never won a single match.

Shinsuke Nakamura - Oh, and can't spell manners.

Angelo Dawkins - U GOT NO MANORS

Shinsuke Nakamura - I know English and Japanese, but I don't know moron.


Xavier Woods - Ok, I see the comments on YouTube, we all get it, can you stop?!

Finn Balor - Yeah, people got rights to privacy.

Elias Samson - Those photos were pretty hot…

Tyler Breeze and 173 others like this

Tyler Breeze - They were indeed!

Shinsuke Nakamura - The one with Xavier? Because I wouldn't be surprised.

Elias Samson, Paige, and 683 others like this

Tyler Breeze - Shit.


Johnny Gargano - WHO'S READY FOR ANOTHER #GLORIOUS BOMB?

Tommaso Ciampa, Kevin Owens, and 1,992 others like this.

Bobby Roode - You better fucking not.

Tommaso Ciampa - Too late!

Bo Dallas - This is BO-LORIUS!

Bo Dallas likes this.

Roderick Strong - Of course you're the only one to like your comment.

TheAuthorsOfPain - Because he's a fool.

Roderick Strong - Hey, when did you get an account Akam?

TheAuthorsOfPain - Actually, this is Rezar, the author put us together because he couldn't tell us apart.

Simon Gotch - YOU SIR HAVE BROKEN THE FOURTH WALL!

TheAuthorsOfPain - You think I care?

Roderick Strong - I think not Rezar.

TheAuthorsOfPain - Actually, it's Akam now.

Roderick Strong -


Hideo Itami - Hey PJ, you ever think about coming back to WWE?

PJ Black - I am not going into that goddamn bunny costume again.

Adam Rose - Hey, what was wrong with it? Gimme five reasons.

PJ Black - It's hot as hell, I can't see well, I look like a dumbass, I had to act like a dumbass, and I was forced to wear it.

Adam Rose - ...Ok name ten.


Enzo Amore - DOUBLE DATE WITH CASS, CARMELLA, AND LIV!

Big Cass, Carmella, Liv Morgan, and 396 people like this.

Killian Dain - Really? The weasel?

Enzo Amore - Better than dating a walrus!

Killian Dain - Fuck you.


Shane Thorne - You know, I think we should start just posting random tweets.

Nick Miller - Why?

Shane Thorne - We've appeared once or twice in this whole fucking story.

Simon Gotch - YOU SIR, HAVE JUST BROKE-

Asuka - Shut the fuck up.

Shane Thorne - ASUKA! HOW DID YOU CUT HIM OFF?!

Asuka - Because I'm Asuka.

Nick Miller - I need to know how to do that.


Vince McMahon - Roman is better than all of NXT, ROH, and NJPW.

Asuka, Shinsuke Nakamura, Sami Zayn and 1,000,000,000 people dislike this.

Vince McMahon - THERE'S A DISLIKE BUTTON?!

Asuka - I added that in.

Vince McMoron - BUT HOW?!

Asuka - Because I'm Asuka. BTW, check your name.

Vince McDickface - IM NOT A MORON!

Asuka - And again.

Vince McReigns - AHHHH!

Asuka - And again.

Vince McDoucheBag - Ok, I like this.

Asuka - You like being a douchebag?

Vince McDoucheBag - ASUKAAAAAAA