I hope you comment on this chapter too ReaderPal. And, yeah. I know this one isn't as funny as the others. But I still think it's funny. So without further addew, let the next Top Ten Chapter begin!
Nosy's Top Ten Gossip Secrets
10. Kixx is afraid that killer purple humming birds will take over the universe.
9. Pleakly wishes that people would stop thinking he's homosexual just because he's a guy that wears womens clothing.
8. Sparky has a crush on Lilo.
7. Clyde's left arm wasn't originally going to be a mechanical one. But Jumba had been forced to do so after he lost his arm in a freak chainsaw juggling accident. (Don't ask)
6. Jumba's first job was as plasma canon test dummy.
5. Jumba had originally designed Bonnie to be a stage showgirl experiment to help him pay for his projects, but decided to make her a theif instead when Grand Council Members started attending her "special Shows".
4. Sparky and Stitch are the biggest super-perverts in the entire universe, but only Lilo knows it.
3. Kixx was the first person Stitch ever kissed, because Sparky "accidently" shoved Kixx on top of Stitch. He then took a picture of the incident and is now the most popular picture on his porno webpage.
2. Bonnie likes getting it on with girls more than she does guys. The funny part is that she lies to Clyde about it when he has secretly known for years and sold copies to the porno companies.
1. Lilo has a bunch of dirty magazines hidden in her drawers, under her bed, in her closet, and under her pillows. But what she doesn't know is that Angel found out when she decided to go on diary hunt.
I really only made this chapter to show people that I am still alive and well. So be sure to rewiew, and so goodnight everyone, and have a great, good night sleep.