No matter what the situation seems like, don't think it will end like you think.

-Me.

Chapter 7

Termina field

"I'm sorry Link, but I want to see you get your ass whopped. I got curious when I saw that look on your face at the tower earlier." ,HMS said.

Malon and the others were stopped by a Gerudo Pirate 10 miles from the ranch. It seemed everything was going well.

"Where are you headed and what reason?" ,The pirate said. She had a tan and red hair like any Gerudo, wide hips, large chest, except that this one had her own hairstyle and clothes.

"I'm going to the ranch to get revenge on this dude..."

"Why didn't you just say so! Let me help you with this." ,the pirate said interrupting her. Malon saw the twin swords on the pirate and had an idea.

"How good are you with swords?" ,Malon said.

"I'm an expert swords woman. Why?" ,the pirate said.

"I have these two swords and I was wondering if you could help me train with these to get back at the dude." ,Malon said.

"Of course. We Gerudo hate men. My name is Takana.", the pirate said.

"Malon's the name, glad to meet you." ,she replied.

"All right, let's start the training." ,Takana said.

Romani Ranch

"I can't do it with Romani yet. It wouldn't be fair to..." ,Link said as someone knocked at the door. Romani entered the room with a sad face.

"Link, Romani's sorry she did that to you. Romani just loves you very much. Romani just couldn't wait any longer. No matter what Cremia thinks, Rom..." ,She was cut off by the ground shaking violently. Everything started to move with great power.

"Terminaquake!" , Link yelled carrying Romani towards a table and put her on his lap seeing that the table wasn't long enough for both Link and Romani to get under. She held onto Link hoping they still made it out alive.

Termina field

"Terminaquake!" ,Takana yelled. They had nowhere to hide, so they ran in circles. Tael and Navi came out of the hood while they were having 'Bitch please' faces while floating in the air. They both grew human size, both turned on by the other, but they focused and carried the two woman off the ground until the earthquake stopped 2 minutes later. They set them down and shrank down fairy size.

"Thanks Navi and Tael." ,Malon said.

"No problem." ,They simultaneously said. Takana gave a 'thanks' glare to Navi, but gave a death glare to Tael.

"What did I do?" ,Tael said. Takana still didn't say a word to Tael.

"She said that her race despised men." ,Malon said. Tael didn't think that was fair.

"Well, the quake is over and we're all safe. Can you please keep training me?" ,Malon said.

"Not with those weak machetes. I noticed it wear down during training earlier. Here, I'll give you my spare blades." ,Takana said handing Malon the shiny surprisingly light blades.

"But there's a catch. You have to go through Gerudo training. Long story short, you're becoming a Gerudo!" ,Takana said.

Only if it gets me better with these blades. Malon thought. About 15 minutes later, they made it to the beach thanks to Takana's wagon powered by fast horses. Takana was enjoying the ride, but Malon was hanging on to her seat for dear life. It still surprised her how the horses got the wagon over the fence. Takana left the horses on the grass at the fisherman's hut. They swam under the water, into the fortress, getting onto a boat, into the inner fortress. Malon finally learned to swim. They went up the big stairs into the boss's room, where 4 girls readied their spears.

"It's okay, she's with me." ,Takana said. They immediately withdrew their spears and let them pass. They walked up to the leader's throne.

"What is your business here?" ,The leader said.

"This teen wishes to become a Gerudo, just to use the blades against this man..."

"That's all you had to say. Let the training commence!" ,The leader said.

Romani Ranch

It was 18 minutes after the earthquake that Link and Romani were almost done cleaning everything the quake disorganized. All that was left was the bedroom. Romani redid the tops while Link cleaned the broken stuff on the bottom and counters.

Cremia entered the house, quickly going up to the bedroom. Romani and Link were finally done, Link lying down with his arms open, as Romani landed on top of him, on his chest. Cremia opened the door to see both Romani and Link out of breath, on the bed, with Romani on top.

"I knew it!" ,Cremia said.

"No... earthquake...everything...destroyed...Romani...me. ..clean...tired!" ,Link said out of breath.

"Oh. That would explain why the ranch looks normal with nothing broken." ,Cremia said. As soon as she left the room, Romani had an evil smirk on her face.

"Don't even think about it Romani." ,Link said.

"No, this isn't about sex. As soon as you hear Cremia coming to the room, say 'you think she bought it'?" ,Romani said.

"You evil evil girl. I like that." ,Link said. He heard Cremia within earshot coming into the room.

"You think Cremia bought it?" ,Link said while laughing quietly. Cremia busted through the door, grabbing Link by the throat.

"Cremia, it was just a joke! Let him go!" ,Romani said. She let go of Link's throat.

"That's it, no more pulling pranks on Cremia!" ,Link yelled grabbing his hurt throat.

You'll pay for this. Link thought.

"You are nearly done with all of the tasks. You just need to pass this one, and you're a Gerudo!" ,the leader said.

Thank Din! Malon thought.

"Bring it on!" ,Malon said.

"Do you like men?" ,The leader said.

"Like men how?" ,Malon said.

"Do you like them for friendship or for sex?" ,the leader said.

"Both." ,Malon said.

"Then you will not like this next challenge." ,The leader said licking her lips. Malon stepped back a little. The other guards blocked her exit. The leader got closer, eying Malon more and more. Once she got within arm's reach, Malon got out her twin blades and into a fighting stance.

"Don't touch me, or your death is instantaneous." ,Malon said with a threatening voice. The leader just laughed in response.

"I guess you want to join the hard way." ,the leader said. She drew her twin blades and swung towards Malon at high speed. Malon blocked the blow with her blades and returned the swings, just for the leader to back flip dodge. The woman crowd was cheering with excitement.

I don't have time for this! Malon thought blocking another blow. She came up with an idea.

"If you don't stop fighting me, I will unleash a very annoying wrath on this room." ,Malon said swinging once more.

"Us Gerudo are trained to take on any sound no matter how annoying." ,the leader said.

"NAVIIIII!" ,Malon yelled. The room was filled with a high pitched annoying sentence of 'hey, listen' on repeat. Everyone but Malon was unaffected by hearing it many times before. They dropped their weapons and covered their ears, but even that didn't help. Malon kicked the blades away from the leader, pointing a sword at her.

"Okay Navi, you can stop now." ,Malon said as Navi stopped. The leader opened her eyes to find Malon pointing a blade to her face. She put her hands up and got up clapping. The rest of the women did the same.

"Cheating with a high pitched sound to weaken a stronger foe, that is a tactic of the Gerudo. Congratulations..."

"Malon. Malon Lon Lon."

"...Malon, you are a Gerudo!" ,the leader said as the room erupted in clapping and cheering.

"Now go out to the outer tower and defend the tower for the rest of your life." ,the leader said.

"Din says what now?" ,Malon responded.

"Yea. Gerudo stay here for the rest of their lives until death." ,the leader said.

Malon ran out the door with lightning speed. The leader was not happy.

"GET HER!" ,The leader yelled. All guards ran towards Malon at a slightly faster speed. A couple of guards blocked her way forward, so she turned for the Northwest exit. The guards got closer to her, as she got slower.

"Why am I running slow?" ,Malon said. She noticed the button under the bunny hood had been slashed.

Dammit! Malon thought. She reached for yarn under her pocket and stitched the hood together strongly while running. She ran at a faster speed now and was almost to the exit. More guards blocked her way forward, and she turned towards Northeast. But the exit has been blocked there, as well as the other exits. She was not about to give up.

"Move it! This is a rookie, don't let her be faster than you!" ,the leader said. They all took off their leg weights, and they ran at a faster speed than Malon. She ran with all her faster speed towards the Northeast exit, and jumped over the women. They lifted their spears to try to kill her, but only one of the blades cut her deep.

"AAAH!" ,Malon screamed with pain. She ran towards the real exit to the beach trying to ignore the pain as blood was getting out of her leg fast. When she got to the edge closest to the water, she jumped in. She swam towards the exit, but was slow because of swimming with one leg. But too much blood left her body and she just floated there on the water. The Gerudo got on boats and surrounded her.

"Pitiful bitch never stood a chance. Takana, play the song of funeral.",the leader said. Malon could hear that with the last of her consciousness. Takana had tears forming in her eyes as she played the song. She saw a flute on one of Malon's pockets, and she used it. When the song was over, the leader had a pissed expression on her face. Malon's wound healed, as she slowly opened her eyes with no pupils.

"That was the wrong song you retard!" ,the leader said.

"I know." ,Takana replied with a smile on her face. Malon boiled with rage as she heard the leader call her a bitch and her savior a retard. Water surrounded her as she floated into the air. The leader rose her spear, but Malon knocked it out of her hands with a water hand she formed.

"No bitch, it's you who's pitiful now." ,Malon said as a blast of water shot towards everyone but Takana, sending them into the water. She grabbed the leader with a water tentacle, and brought it close to her.

"If I hear you calling any of my friends anything bad again, I will have a man rape you before I kill you." ,Malon said as she launched the leader to the other side of the fortress. Malon landed on one of the boats as the water stopped surrounding her. Her pupils also returned. Takana could do nothing but have her moth open. Malon slapped her in the face to snap her out of it.

"Now that I'm a Gerudo, can you train me with these blades?" ,Malon said.

"Sure. Let's go towards the ranch again!" ,Takana said. And so Takana and Malon took another 15 minute trip back to where they were before, Malon again scared to death by the speed.

Romani Ranch

Cremia was alone at the house while Link and Romani were in town delivering Milk. She thought it was that time again. Link got home earlier than Romani since she was chatting with the HMS(although Link didn't know). He made his way up the bedroom. He opened the door to find Cremia fingering herself. But she didn't seem to notice.

"MMM. Link." ,She muttered.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" ,Link yelled. Cremia yelled at the sight of Link trying to cover herself. Link has seen too much, so he got hard. Cremia looked at his pants to see a big bulge, and got wet at the sight. She walked up to Link slowly, unable to control herself.

"Cremia, what are you doing? Stop." ,Link said. She kept getting closer. Link tried to open the door, but the handle broke off.

"Oops, the handle broke. Wonder how that happened." ,Cremia said.

She's smarter than Romani. Link thought. Cremia came closer to him, pushing him on the bed.

Looks like Ranch work makes her as strong as me. Link thought. She lays on top of him, Link unable to get free.

"Looks like you can't escape. Now just sit and relax." ,Cremia said. Not even his strength was strong enough to push her off.

Clock Town

"Bye Mr. Salesman. See you later." ,Cremia said.

"Just call me HMS. Have a good day Romani." ,HMS said. Romani got on the wagon with a note on it.

Romani,

Went home to feed Epona.

-Link.

"That man loves that horse like a brother." ,Romani said. She was riding in the wagon all alone at dusk. There were men that tried to get in the wagon, but she shot them off with her bow and arrows. A couple of minutes later, she made it to the house. She made it near the bedroom when she heard...

"Cremia, get off me!" ,Link yelled.

"Link?" ,Romani whispered as she walked into the room. She gasped.

"Cremia!?" ,Romani said. She saw a link with his pants down trying to pry Cremia off. It all made sense now.

She didn't want me sleeping with Link because she wanted to sleep with him! Roman thought. Jealousy covered her lips as she said...

"Cremia. Get off my man!" ,Romani yelled.

"He's not yours Romani. Let an older person show you how it's done." ,Cremia said.

"Actually, Romani's my girlfriend." ,Link said as he pushed Cremia off. He pulled up his pants, carried Romani towards the other room where Link slept, and he locked the door. He lays on the bed, tapping on the empty side.

"You ready?" ,Link said.